Hyrule Fantasy

I looked at Silver. "What are you?" I started but I just shook my head. "Don't even want to know." And hurryed to catch up with Menrow. I suppose that I should thank her or something, but my face was blushing and I was getting the need to lower my head. Darn my shyness!

I sort of gave a glance at MW, and wondered. "I sometimes feel think the same way MW, you just seem shy, while me....dunno. Well! Time to think of references!" I thought, trying to think of something that would help. "Hmm...I wonder..." I asked myself, toying with the Slingshot in my hand, and decided. "Hell, my brother wanted me to hunt sometime, so what do I got to lose?" I said, knocking down a bird with one shot. "Bulls-eye." I said, grabbing the bird.

"Silver. We Just ate. Did you really need to do that?!" I yelled, slightly upset. I'm fine with eating meat, but I don't want to see it killed in front of me. I just continued walking, fixing my glasses and looked around. It was nice. I'm guessing late spring. The wind was warm also.

I sighed and drew my sword and began swinging it about. In a way, I thought that maybe I could get a little better this way. "There it is!" I said after awhile. Up infront of us was the twilight wall.

I followed behind with a cloth covered piece of meat. "Well, Twilight realm, here we come." I said to myself, wiping a little bit of blood on a tree.

I looked at Silver. Where the hell did he get that again? I shrugged it off and yelled, "Last one there would have to eat Goron poop!" I dashed off quickly. The wall was about a track lap away and although I can't spirit a track lap, I could still jog it at a fast, constant pace.
I mustn't have been the first one there, but at least I wasn't the last. I leaned against the mountian wall and began to crack up laughing. I have no idea why, but to me laughing was the best thing to do. Eventually, I regained control and straightened myself up.
I cleared my throat and said, "We can just drink our water when we are in the twilight." With that I walked through and this time grabed the a little less painfully and tried to place them on the ground. I ended up just droping them five feet in the air.

((Sorry for the long wait, but I forgot that Silver was the last one to post, not myself))

I rolled about on the ground a bit, trying to figure out how to use my four legs again and sat up. "Well, it was better then last time." I stuck out my tongue, somewhat smiling and laughed. "Hey! They stayed on my face this time!" I smiled and stood up. "So now what. Should we split up and look for them."

Then I remember something. "Wait. what about the one with the bombs in it that blows up after you get the bug and crawl out." then it hit me. With 64 not here, and he being the wolf to dig. I would be..? "Wait. I have to do it don't I?" I paced back and forth slightly. "I never been in a fire before so It doesn't scare me. Not as much as being out in the middle of the lake would..so I think I'll be fine."

"Sheesh, that took longer than expected!"

I was finally riding back to Ordon after what seemed like forever trying to convience Ms. Ida to lend me the horse. It really didn't take any longer than 30 minutes, but something about being around that woman kind of scared me.... Luckily Cally was able to speed things up when I mentioned the possibility of Deku fighting Gorons. She was very against the idea! And twisted my arm into promising he wouldn't, LITERALLY!

I had ridden on horses at my Aunt's ranch back when I was little, but that was a long time ago. So doing it now was difficult, but not impossible. I had pretty much gotten use to it by the time I was in Faron. Sadly, avoiding limbs and branches was not my forte.

I remembered I went in alone, but I was dragged in. "Jeez, you make it seem like I couldn't enter myself like last time..." I complained, since I was sometimes a bit brash like that. "Well Silver, looks like it's time to try out some of your powers, since you might do something stupid, get it over with now." I thought to myself, trying to create a something big and strong, but all I created was a butterfly made of light. "Wonderful, I'm going to kill Twili with this...." I said in my most sarcastic tone.

"Ah a butterfly on you left shoulder." I said. Eh, referance only TP would get. I wonder what ability would she have if she were here....
"Well I think Menrow's right. We should spilt up, though blowing things you are my forte." I reminded her. With that I drew my sword, Kakaroke village looked a bit bigger than it was in the game, but it had the same lay out, two sided street with a passage to Death Mountian. "I'll take the left side!" I called. And began to knock down the door to the first house.

"Alright." I laid down as I watched the rest wondered off. "Let's see.." "Hey guys! Let's meet back up here before we go up to the mountian to get the others!" I stood up and started walking. "Great. Bugs. It wouldn't be so bad if I could stomp on them." I looked at my paw and the claws on it. "Oh well. Ok so there's one up there in the bomb storage, two in the inn, one in that one house you have to dig in to reach...I might have to get that also, plus the the three in the shaman's house. and one buried in the graveyard. I'll go get that one."

And hurried off to the graveyard. "I don't remember where its under." I laid down and moved my glasses down a bit. "I..I can see like Link as a wolf could. The bug under the ground, I can see it." I started to dig at the spot and the Bas*Navi* poped up, scaring me and causing me to run back a bit. "Ok. Stupid ass coward, come on." I charged at it, tackling it to the ground and scratched it up. I watched the light vessel fly off and probably towards Silver, since he had the light element. I hurried past and noticed a bury spot and dug it up. "This might be easier for 64 but oh well." I made it inside and freaked, seeing the bug right there. Luckily, I accidentaly knocked a vase from the shelf, crushing it.

I hadn't went into the shama's house for two reasons. One: I figured someone else would enjoy the honors. Two: I have no idea whether its a he or she and I don't care to find out......Anyways, the first two houses were empty. I sorta figured they would be, since I always felt weaker around them. At the thrid one, I felt their presence outside and tried knocking the door down, but alas I am a weakling and couldn't get it to budge. Must be boared up.
So instead I climbed a tree that took me closer to the roof where I climbed in through the second story window. This wasn't a place that was in the game, which really is to be expected. The second story was a bed room and after searching the drawers I found a blue ruppee (No worry, it's going into the money bag!). Even though I was happy for the money, I was disappointed that there wasn't any bugs, so I continued down the stairs. Of course, with my luck, the steps were rotten and I fell right through it and onto something soft and smelly.
I wasn't hurt, but it took me a minute to realize what I was sitting on. Under my but was a partically decaying body. I put my hand over my mouth, expecting to start screaming, but instead I barfted. After empting the contents of my stomach, I saw two more bodies with two light bugseating away at the corpse. I began to heavey dryly, and suddenly found myself blowing the front of the home up.
I stumbled out and raced the the light spirit's spring and began cleaning my hand and washing my mouth out. Okay two bugs down, and I'm already panicking. I pulled my sword out and reopened the cut on my palm and forced a copy of myself into existence. The other me went off to scan the other buildings to warn everyone else of bodies.
After taking a big breather I went to the graveyard, where I know that at least the bodies there are all skellitons. As I walked, it occured to me that in the cut scene, Barry mentioned there being others in the village who were attcked and eatened. I added Barry to my list of people that I would like to kill.

I staired at the building. I hope I don't catch fire. That would suck balls." But I dug my way in anyway. Smoked the bug out and watch it run around and set things on fire. I was wrong. I felt my stomach twisting and turning like when I go to far down in water. I yelped and freaked, hurrying through the hole and running far away as possible. Only to watch it explode and walked back over, collecting the tears. Then laid on the spot, shaken. I could have died just now and no one would have cared and mom wouldn't have known and I would have died without doing so many things. I started crying. I just wanted to go home.

The other me found Menrow crying. "Menrow?" it asked. The other me was just an exact copy, so it understood the situation and hugged her, hushing her.
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After finding the graveyard empty, I decided to get someone to come with me to the shamon's house. But something deep inside felt that something was wrong. Remembering my other me walking about right now, the idea that I could remotely conmunicate with it. I wanted to bursted out laughing at the thought, but I sorta wanted it to be true. And if it was, where was it?
I felt it's presence at the bomb she-s*Navi*t!
I ran up to it, praying that noone died. When I got there, I saw the other me hugging her. I erased the other me and hugged Menrow.
"What's wrong Menny?" I hushed. "What's wrong?"

"s*Navi*t I could have died in there. I'm just freaked out." I complained, running my paw over my face. "You can tell by now I'm a huge coward. I've never done anything like that before. And prefer not too." I opened my eyes, staring out from where I was laying. "Silver is slacking. Also. I think Pinky somehow got home. I haven't seen her, and she's not someone that wonders off so I think she made it home. I think T-kun did too. Maybe. We are actully tougher then they are and these gods figured it out." I laughed in between a shudder from the crying.

(IDK they arn't posting so I assume they left. Is that ok with you mw?)

((Find by me, though their welcomed to come back))

"It's all new to me too," I replied. "But hey, lets be n00bs together!" I helped her to her feet and explained that dead bodies to her."But let's stick to the shamon's house for now." I said, dragging her away.

((Don't forget. Imma hyena now, so i'm probley pretty heavy))

"Really? I've never seen a dead body before. It would probley freak me out. But I've done alot of things today I'm no to fond of."

"Like nearly blowning the hell out of ya?"

I was being held prisoner by the stupid Cally girl in Lon Lon. How I was attractive in any way was beyond me. If anything, I wanted to take a shower.

Cally keept babbling on about random things, keeping me hostage from the others. I kept trying to interupt, and telling her that I had to go save Kakariko, but trying to get to her was impossible. It eventually led to me screaming it.

Menrow and I proceeded to clear out Kakarike village of it's bug problem. Menrow happened to be able to smell dead bodies, so we ere mentally prepared to entered buildings full with them. Neither of us talked much, me out of fear of barfing. We both took a lunch break, not sure where everyone else was, and began to climb Death Mountain. Although to took Link like 5 minutes to climb it, it took us 20 minutes to reach the haft way point, not counting the time it took to kill the dang bugs.
It wasn't until we were about to get to the mystical singing wolf stone did a thought occured to me. "Crap! We forgot Deku at the ranch!" I cried. Before I could get an answer from Menrow, the vocano eruptiong began. I yelled and ducked underneath a ledge, praying that everyone would just silve their current problems, and get their butts over here to help us!

"Jesus!" I pulled open my tunic as best I could, pulling off my hat and stuffing it in my pocket. I was flat out exhausted! This was one trip I wish I had NOT signed up for!


Making it to Ordon wasn't that big of a deal. I thought talking Mayor Bo into helping us was going to be the hard part, boy was I wrong! The moment I mentioned our quest to help find Illia and the children, he pretty much pulled an Armstrong on me! He got all teary eyed and was begging to know how he could help. So I gave him a sort of stretched explanation involving a destroyed Kakariko and a need for Goron aid to get it back up and running. Technically I shouldn't have known that yet, having not talked with anyone in town, BUT HEY! I have gamer knowledge and it was, as far as I knew, the truth.

Then came the fun part! I'll tell ya, knowing how to sumo and actually doing it are two very different things! And getting bare skinned chest slapped was NOT fun! But no one said I was here for fun and games, this was a competition of might. So I struggled and straggled, BARELY managing to get him out of the ring. It was nigh on impossible to keep my footing! I'd HATE to have to do that against a Goron! But I wouldn't have to!

So with the Boots in hand, a very sweaty hand! And a deep breath, or two or three, hell I couldn't catch my breath for anything! I strapped down and rode back off to the Ranch. Finally cooling down and enjoying the relaxing ride, I couldn't believe what I saw at the Ranch gates! DEKU!

"DEKU! Dude, what's up! What'chu doin here? Shouldn't you be with the others? What happened man! You look like crap!" I laughed with a smile.

"Sorry, 64, Cally's holding me hostage. Whether or not you'll need a ransom is beyond me." I sighed. After a while, I was able to get out of there with 64, but it wasn't an easy task. "Well, the others are in Kakariko, right?"

I bit my lip. "Okay I have a plan..." actually in all truth I didn't. I was just hoping that I could make it up as I went along. I guess going for a few days with your abilities makes you forget that you even have them. I closed my eyes and thought about a long sheild. Eventually, a retangular, metal sheild (One swat team uses) forms in my hands. I smiled and raise it over us. It fited with extra space. Seeing that we were both protected, we both contiued our journey up ward.

"You're freakin smart. So..let's see I think there are three bugs up here. By the time we get back down, Silver should be somewhat back in the game. He's so spacey lately." I followed her leauge up the volcano." We finally reached the opening and I looked up towards the sky. "This is where that giant part of the volcano is going to fall. Let's wait a minute."

I ran into the room with LZF and 64.
"Hey peoples. What's been happening in my over extended absence?" I asked them.