Hyrule Fantasy

I laid in the bed, the pillow over my face. I lifted the blanket, "This isn't Rei. I'm not home yet. Figures duh stupid." I said to myself and laid in bed, not wanting to get up. Then I thought about how many people were here and decided I better get the bathroom first. So I did and emerged from the bathroom, yellow tanktop and pink and purple striped underwear, cleaning my glasses.

When I saw Menrow come back I automatically covered the nearest person eyes (whihc just happened to be Pinky's). "Virgin eyes!" I yelled and jumped back into bed, covering my face with a pillow. I had gone to bed with most of my clthes still on.

I laughed, "It's nothing she hasn't seen before. I don't undertand how people sleep in pants." I said and having already pee-ed, stood no chance of going back to sleep, so I pulled my clothes on, fixed my glasses and fixed the bed. I wouldn't do that in my own room, but this wasn't my bed so I felt rude if I didn't. Then headed downstairs to see whats up.

Yaaaa..... I was still asleep! I must have been way more tired than I thought, cause even with Cally's cries and everyone's movements, I still reminded in a happy state of half-asleeped-ness while in bed.

Easily the coolest state of mind I can enter, I'm still dreaming, but able to talk. I've convinced my own family and friends that I was awake while in this state of mind. When upon really waking up, I had NO idea what was said! XD I love it! Oh? We had a conversation? Were my eyes closed for the most part? Ya.... I was asleep! XDDDDD

(Sorry for being nonexsistent, brain's been tossing around weather to stay or not since i blindly joined, but when i read this page, I just gotta stay.)

I Burst through the front door in a very loud manner with bags under my eyes showing i didn't sleep at all. "Get up! The Early Cucco catches the earthworm!" I said as loud as I could(My voice can be very loud might i add. .-.). "Now up-and-ad-em or I'll freeze some of your blood so you're forced to get up or get hypothermia!" I also said alowed to anyone that was trying to ignore me. "Time is short, but the day is anew!" I shouted as if trying to keep myself from falling asleep.

"I'm already awake" I moaned and began to pull my boots back on. With that finished, I claimed my place in the bathroom and did my bathroom routine. Well at least I was, but there was a bucket of water in there, and well...
I filled the bucket and began dunking some sleeping people heads in it. "Wake-up" I snapped.

"Hey. MW. That Isn't necessary. I'm sure getting water isn't exactly easy for these guys." I complained, seeing only LZF and Pinky were really still asleep, and I know Deku wasn't going to take that nicely. Pinky. I wasn't sure. She tends to act different in certain situations.

"Like I give a crap." I put the bucket down. I could hear Ida calling us for breakfeast in the distance. "I'm getting some grub, wanna come Menrow?"

"Uh. I don't usually eat breakfast." Great, I noticed a problem that was going to accure on this trip. But I figured I'd be able to hide it easily. "Actually. a little something wouldn't hurt. We probley leaving right after arn't we. Going to run into more twilight soon." I said, following her.

I waited till everyone was out of the room and began to slowly pull myself from the bed. I normally live off of 7 hours of sleep, but I found that number suddenly very unfitting with this new life style of constantly moving everywhere.
I limped to the bathroom, wearing my usual morning "shirt and boxers" performing my usual routine as best I could. There was no shower, and there was no toothpaste. *sigh* "Ya that figures."
I limped back to the room and grabbed my pants, I fixed my hair as best I could, I climbed down stairs slowly.
Once I found a seat, I immediatly hunched over and fell back to sleep.

I smacked 64 at the back of his head and contiued to chew my food. Ida and I were going over nessary supplies we needed. So far she has offered lunch, traveling food, and some lon lon ranch milk. I didn't think we needed anything else, but she was still going on and on and on!

I found an open seat and turned it around before sitting on it, then began rocking it until i leaned back a little to far and fell flat on my back. "S***..." I mumbled before setting it back up and resuming doing it again, leading it to yet another fall. "This chair hates me..." I yelled before setting it back up and resuming yet AGAIN. "So what we got here?" I asked as if completly oblivious to the bread and milk on the table.

"I never noticed how violent some of these people are. Even in speaking sense." I though and stood up, heading outside. I had a problem with eating while sitting, since how in my kitchen, there isn't anywhere to sit and eat. I looked off in the distance, fixing my glasses and just looked. Far off you could see the twilight in the blue sky past the horizon. "That is most likely next. I dought we are even close enough to the market to see it yet."

Breakfeast continued normally from there as everyone else ate their breakfeasts ate was begining to pack up when I began to relize something. We already know that we'll need to get the metal boots, so why not do it now? I bit my lip. If we did that we'll have to spilt up for a bit......
Ida and Cally bid us farwell at the gates (Deku got a lovely kiss on the cheeks from you know who). I was nidly happy to be on the rode again, but still, I will miss that nice meal of cucoo. We walked for 20 or so minutes when I proclaimed a water break. We all sat down in a circle as Menrow passed around the water. I cleared my throat. "Okay guys I know quite well that we need to stay on the plot and stuff, but we also can't spend much time doing it. Normally in the game, Link got the metal boots after we rid Kakorike village of twilight, but we can do it different here." I paused for a moment to let it sink in and continued. "This is what I propose. Silver, Deku, Menrow, and Pinky rid the area of twilight while 64, Nova, T-kun, and I go back to Ordon and get the boots. If I'm right we'll meet up again and a day or two." I crossed my arms, signifying that I was finished and waited for the complaints to start.

"What? Leave and Deku to handel giant bugs?" I frowned and fixed my glasses. "this is pay back for not helping in the temple isn't it." I mummbled, "Fine. Silver can take care of most of the bugs right." I laughed and poked at Deku and Pinky, who seemed spaced out for a while now.

I looked at her still a little tired, "Oooooooooooor, we do the smart thing and send one person back with a horse? I'll volunteer to do so since A. I'm useless as a wolf in the twilight, and B. I'm the heaviest person here and I know how to Sumo!" I laughed a light laugh.

"Of course this is all assuming our new ranch friends are willing to loan us a horse, in which case I volunteer DEKU to go back and ask for one. Little Ms. Southern Bell seems rather fond of him."

I took somewhat of a thinking stance after taking a drink, "Of course, we are off the bat assuming Bo is going to be kind enough to GIVE us the Iron boots. Link knew him for YEARS and even then he had to wrestle him for his "secret weapon" against the Goron's. Once again, I'm pretty good with my silver-tongue, but....there really is no promise."

Sighed. "One, 64, we need more than one person to learn to sumo. If you get injure then what will we do? Two: Its not a good idea to travel alone. Three: Notice where I put who. Silver is needed for thw twilight and all of the guys that I stated that are going to Ordon are our biggest. minus me of course.... Four: Keeping Deku's health in mind, sending him back to Cally is not a good idea." I laided down on to the fluffy grass. So soft! "Questions?"

I facepalmed in irritation, "Ok, now you're just being obstinate. The more people we have hunting bugs, the faster it'll get done. The fewer people we send back, with or without a horse, the faster they can GET back! Learning to Sumo isn't hard, I can teach you that myself, and getting the boots is only a one man job. Besides, we've yet to run into any kind of monsters between here and there. Quite frankly, it's my life to gamble with, so I don't see the big deal. I fail, that's my fault, then you can try your plan without having me to object!"

I sat down grumbing, possibly still irritated due to a lack of sleep. I mumbled intentionally loud enough to be heard, "Besides, I don't recall once voting you leader...go ahead and send me back, but team or no team, I'll be damned if I'm gonna be slowed down anymore than we already have been..."

"HOLY EMPIRE OF ROME! I'M COMING GUYS!!" I shouted at the top of my voice, running to them. "Sorry, I wanted to get better...but...I know, I suck, but I'll never bring you guys down, EVER!" I said, being a little more brave.

I groaned. "I'm sorry if I'm being bossy, but it was just a suggestion!" I rolled onto my side, mumbling softly, "Go ahead and get youself killed, I do't think you realize that I care if someone dies?"

"Bugs you say! Well Deku hates bugs, and is scared s***less by them, I'm not found of bugs myselves, but I've a long history with them, and I need my vengence!" I Shouted as my mind finished adapting to work with no sleep. "A little chore for Deku would be to gather herbs, some firewood, and some water, while 64 gets a horse from the ranch and rides into town to get us some boots." I added before relising 64 was right. "This is war-scale ya little s***! If you're going to be the leader of this bunch, then you'd better be able to think on your feet and value every troop you have!" I shouted, clearly showing my obbesstion of Fire Emblem. "If not, then stop trying to play big boss, and let someone who can think properly do it." I added before freezing some grass, then picking it, and eating some to get some water in my system.

With the military tone of Nova's voice, having some one actually agree with me, AND hearing the phrase 'Big Boss' I immediatly jumped up yelling, "METAL GEAR!" in a very aggro-esque Solid Snake like voice.
"It's cool Midny, at one extreme you have speed, at the other, safety. The trick is finding the ideal mixture between the two. That's where you find true efficiency and effectiveness!"

Finally breaking from my previous tiredness, and finally feeling a little important for once, I struck a pose with a piercing point to the heavens, "For was that not the very belief that our home land was founded on? The belief that no one leader can truly represent ALL the feelings of the population? That only a well balanced government of MANY can successfully protect both the rights of the individual AND the safety of the masses? We are not a group lead by one, but a group lead by ALL! A group who's quest is NOT just to get home, but to aid in the saving of this whole LAND! A group who must trust in each other, just as the people of Hyrule trust in us! HAZZAAAAAAAH!"

Having just gave a pep talk that was honestly more directed to myself than the others, I jumped up on a nearby rock, "I'll run back to the ranch and get a horse! Steal one if I have to! I trust you guys to take down that wall of twilight! I promise I won't screw up if you don't! If anyone wants to come with me THAT badly? Be my guest, butcha better keep up!"

I jumped from my excited perch, "Lets try and meet back up in a couple of hours! Good luck dudes!"
And with that, I ran off, rather excited to finally be heard and FINALLY have a chance to do something myself!

I sighed and got to my feet. "Cool with me." I stated emotionlessly. I currently wasn't trusting myself not to say, or do, anything stupid, thus keeping a blank face and saying little is a good idea. "We should get started." Instead of waking off as I would have normally done, I just stood and waited for someone else to take the lead.

I expected to pull out something, but all I pulled out was a little bit of lint, a red rupee, and a bug. "Well s*Navi*t, I got nothing." I said, sitting on the grass, hoping somebody would respond.

"He's so stupid sometimes." I said, standing up. "Fine. Let's go. If anyone is going with 64 better hurry." And i tilted my head towards the direction of Kakariko and glared at nova slightly. "No one else was going to do anything ya know. So MW just took lead so if yall have a problem with it. Tell her nicely would ya." I said and started walking slightly, seeing who was going to follow 64 and who was stuck on bug control. I would have rather gone with 64 to be away from the bugs, but that would be awkward for me.