Hyrule Fantasy

"Okay, but Deku does relize that Castle town is still cover in twilight and the shaman guy probalbly knows his fair share of heali- OH SHIT!" I banged my head. Why didn't I tell him that? "DEKU!" I yelled. I groaned and quickly pulled on a white shirt and my black pants, putting aside the kimono for now. I tugged on my boots as Renado gave me a bottle of red potion (I asked him for one when I began to change).
I dashed out, but quickly relized that I had no possible way to get there, well unless......
I ran back to my stuff and pulled out the suit case. Opening the lid, I was imediately filled with energy. Engery from the fused shadows. I pulled out the one Midna usually wears and placed it on my head. It slid over me a bit, since it was obviously a little too big. My whole body got a jolt of engery. My limbs straightened out as acess energy tried to leave my finger tips. My nails and MW scar on my face turned jet black. Even in the twilight, I was never this strong.
I closed my eyes and thought about Deku and Silver's transporting ability. Eventually, I bursted into black squars and flew into the sky and back down a yard or so away from Deku. "Deku!" I cried and quickly raced up to him. "Castle town is filled with twilight! I have a red potion!" I stoped and pant for a second, hoping I didn't look TOO rediculous.

"WHAT?!" I shouted. "SHIT." The curse rung throughout Hyrule Field. "Well, I guess we can just hope that the potion works. Is that okay?"

I took off my glasses, cleaned them and put them back on. "Ok. I did just see that." I didn't say anything for a moment and looked up at 64, "I guess we should go ahead? You have the boots after all." Then I frowned, tapping the end of my shoe on the ground, "They better not do something stupid."

I said out of pure stupidity: "Just leave me to die...." But all I got out of it was a clean slap to the face. "Case in point: They DON'T Want me to die just yet." I thought to myself, feeling the slap mark.

I huffed angrily as I put my hand back down to my side. "Any more of that talk, and I'll make sure to-- By throwing you to the ground head first!" I snarled. I looked back at Midna and waited for her response.

"It'll be more efficient just to break his neck bone," I stated casually. There was a moment of sheer silence as the guys processed wht I just said. I shrugged. "Lay Silver on the ground please."
After carefully placing Silver on the grass, I uncapped the potion and poured it down his throat. Silver made a "Ewww yucky!" face but the thought of dying must have gotten him to swallow the thing.
We all waited in silence as the potion began to take effect.

I never tasted anything so repulsive in my life. "Oh goddesses....this is worse than that cough medicine crap!!!" I thought to myself, almost hurling, and noticing my wounds slowly healing.

"Oh look it's working so now you don't have to be such a drama queen." I stated sarcasticly. We waited for a few more minutes until he was fully healed. I held out a hand to help him up. He grasped it, but his expresiion changed completely. Then I relized that for once I didn't fell pain.
Wait since I'm wearing the fused shadow, does that make me stronger than Silver. And since I'm stronger, then am I hurting him instead? I dropped my hand and looked away, waiting for him to say something.

I felt a surge of power, and I felt something churn me like butter, and noticed a shoulder guard of light appeared on my arm. "Hey....What's this?" I asked, noting that it was cool looking too.

"It's probalbly just your body reacting to the potion." I lied. I had a good lieing face (I'm an actress, remeber?) and I can convince anyone. "Let's get back to Kakarokie," I said, removing the fused shadow and starting the walk back. My nails ans scar returned to it's usually color. I felt giddy inside, relizing that they hadn't noticed that difference.

I was sort of hard to lie to sometimes, but I played along. "Hmm...maybe the dark energy makes my powers evolve to a stronger state, so I might be a arch angel once and for all!" I thought to myself, trying to keep up with Deku and MW.

We arrived later and after sorting out a few things, I was too tire. But the Kakarokies were gathering the dead bodies and preparing them for burial. As much as I detest dead bodies, I rolled up my sleves and volenteered to help. The sky was now a deep orange color and was day light was left was fading fast.
Apparently it was traditional to burry the dead the night after they were killed, so we had to hurry. I helped the mean lift logs and create the bonfire, thankful for the work.

Usually, I would be home, with my family, thinking of things to do by myself. "Sigh...I wonder how my brothers are coping without me...Since they have no one else to help..." I thought to myself, trying to make sense with this arm guard.

"Well, then, since we're slacking, I'm gonna head back to the others." I ran off with the remaining stamina (barely any from carrying Revlis and my asthma) to Death mountain. Before scaling it first, i called for 64 and Ms at the top of my lungs.

I remembered this place like the back of my hand a little, and decided that it would be best to help out, since I knew 64 would hog all the glory. "Hey Guys....remember the boss here? I...I.....I Want to take it on alone! I really want to test my bravery!!" I said, expressing myself, that I was determined to take it on.

I stopped, watching them catch up. "Guys. 64 has the boots. Silver's about to run in there and take them head on, don't apply to the forhead. And Deku's scared of Gorons. What do you think we should do MW?" I thought about it. "What if. Like this time. You guys go ahead to the dungan, since your stronger then me and Deku, and we make our way to the water temple?" Just throwing thoughts out there.

I looked aorund, and didn't see a trace of the Iron Boots. "Damnit. i must have passed them." I turned around and headed back for the team.

I fixed my glasses. "Although. I know Deku knows archery. So he might be an asset to you guys." In honesty, I wanted less people around to watch me freak out at the River, cause I knew it was next. Having to rid it down to the market, having to go in Zora's domain. Then back here, to get the water suit and the deal with the prince.

"Oh god...." I looked up the hill, staring down what was essintially the barrel of a shotgun. It was then and there, after taking my stance and whistling at the brick wall of a creature that I realized....This was a REALLY stupid idea!

"SHIT!" WHAM!!! SCREEEEEEEEK! "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWCK!" DAMN IT! It was like being plowed into by a F@#$ Semi! My hands were INSTANTLY torn up from the first few seconds I tried grabbing on. It was like trying to grab a high speed power sander! My back instantly cracked as the boots wouldn't let me fall back anymore. My ankles ached in a way I didn't know possible as my legs were shoved back into the boots' heels. I made a fools move, and now I was going to pay for it.
But wait! ....he stopped spinning! How? WHY! Come to think of it, the games never did explain how they made themselves spin like that... I crouched as best I could with out letting my back give out, VERY DIFFICULT TO DO! I slid my left foot back as best I could aaaaaaaand.....SCREAMED AS LOUDLY AS I COULD! "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
I lifted that rock CLEAR over my shoulders and basiclly pulled a suplex! Once I got him over my head, I let my back go, fell to the ground under his weight, and just HOCKED him back behind me.
He fell quite the ways down the cliff, but managed to get back up and limp away.
"Huh... I guess Gorons aren't as tough as we thought." Is exactly what I would LIKE to say. But instead I just layed there, pulled my hands to my face, and made something of a pained moan at their torn up sight. How the F@#$ did Link DO this!

I tilted my head back, still aching to much to get up, as I heard some one call my name from down the cliff. If they wanted me, they can come get me. I just took on a freight train! Lemme rest for a sec!

I followed behind 64, letting him do all the work, while I just followed behind, and chuckled: "Revlis, keep quite, or he might say something..." I said to myself, trying not to laugh my head off because of it.

If our nose bled like in anime, mine probably would. "That WAS AWESOME AS F@#$ HELL!" I yelled walking over and crouched over, helping 64 into a sitting position. "Still love Gorons?" I asked, laughing slightly and reached up, digging in MW's bag and pulling out another red potion. "Let's say. Digging around is good for finding rupees. And that I was able to buy us a few more potions." I pulled the cork off the bottle. I lowered my head slightly. "Idiot. You helping his hands, like he can hold it." My face was probably as red as the potion, but I moved some hair from 64's face and tilted the bottle, "Make this last the trip up. You'll probably need it a few times. Helping him drink some of the potion till his hands were better. Then stood up, and tapped my foot. "I'll hold it a while. Let's go."

My hands...they like....healed over! Completely! Wolvarine healing X-factor style! I jumped up with new energy. "F@#$ YA SEAKING!"
I though I would be lulzy by quoting a meme my buddy Deven always loved to quote, but instead I tripped over myself when I tried jumping from the ground. Those boots were heavy!
I took them off and threw them over my shoulder, which made them surprisingly lighter.
"So who's all coming with us?" I asked aloud.

I joined up right next to 64, and said: "Well, you know I might be a cripple, but I'm still helping!" I said, feeling like Italy, and 64 being Germany.

I rubbed my arm and sighed slightly. "I'm used to it anyway." I faked a smile slightly and followed behind, hoping those two didn't do something stupid and get hurt. There was only so much red potion, and there's no fairy fountain around.

I was walknig up the path when the goron 64 had took on missed be by mere inches! "Hey! Whatch it pal!" I said before scaling the netting. "i always enjoyed this part of the game honestly, but I don't think your back will hold out agenst many more gorons." I said. I then noticed another goron rolling strait towerd us. "64, I hope you've has a good little rest, because I need you to be ready incase this doesn't work." I added before moving quickly in a zig-zag motion towerds the rolling 'frieght train'. "His inertia is bigger then mine, but my center of gravity is more stable, so with just eanough force, I jsut may be able to alter his course." I thought to myself before I found i was in striking range. I took all the momentum I had built up with my little balernia show, and slammed myself on the side of the rolling goron, and to my own surprize, I managed to alter his direction jsut a little bit. "64! Brace yourself!" I yelled down. "He'll hit hard, but not AS hard as the last one!" I added.