Hyrule Fantasy

"Oh boy, this is gonna be fun!"
I spoke excitedly to cover my nervousness. I knew just how big this boss was, and frankly, everything is bigger in real life.
This was going to be intense.
I pushed on the door, stepping back a bit as it loosened. I wasn't sure I was ready for this!

I noticed everyone's emotions: "64 looks so giddy for this, hope he's ready! Deku looks a little out of it, as for MW, she just needs to chill out a little more." I thought to myself.

I took a deep breath and linked my arms wizard of oz style with everyone else. Everyone here is a little afraid, but by doing something like this we'll all want to act braver for eachother and thinking that everyone else is brave, they all should feel braver. Of course since I knew the logic to this, I didn't get the calming effects.
I gave a weak smile and began to skip into the boss chamber. Hope I'm ready for this...
Inside was the same thing as the game. Two bomb thingys, a pond of purple water, but (luckey for us) the door didn't close behind us. I detached my arms from everyone else. Maybe its already dead......SPLASH!
Out came the two eye ball heads. It came so suddenly, I jumped a bit, but then remebered to draw my sword. Man this thing is heavey.

I felt my heart skip a few beats, and handed 64 the boomerang, and decided to step back. "Augh!!!!" I yelled, running to the door, trying to get back my bravery. "C'mon Silver! be brave for everyone, even though your a coward..but I will not stand for it!" I yelled out, waiting for the moment to come to me. "Silver, you couldn't fight in 7th grade, what makes you think you can win this time? Your just a simple kid that just waits for moments to happen." "Shut up right now!" I yelled at myself.

I looked at Silver. Why is he always talking to himself. One of the heads (much like a snake) striked at us. I dodged to the right. "Slice the eyes off" I yelled. I check my graps on my heavey sword and waited for the next strike. When it came I slashed blindly. I barely got it. I smiled broadly and jumped up and down. YAY!

I waited after awhile to attack, then it launched itself at me, and I managed to get a bomb into it's mouth. "Yes! Now..." I said, slamming my sword into it, trying to kill it.

"HOLY FUKKIN s*Navi*t!" I was jumping and rolling around like a mad man! That second head must of liked me or somthing! Already gimping about having cut myself with my sword during one of my rolls, I wasn't even TRYING to attack! I was just hoping to survive!

I kept yelling at myself to DO something! But what was there to do! I couldn't think straight with this thing after me! So I did the only thing I could think to do, I gripped the boomerang in my hand...And I chucked that son of a b*Navi*h as hard as I could!

....completely missing.....It went right over the things head! But as it lunged once again to get me, WHAM! BOOM! The boomerang came back, having picked up a bombling spider, and smacked that plant upside the head with 'explosive' force!

That thing didn't like that at all! It jumped back so fast, I found myself getting giddy again. Next thing you know, I'm spouting off insults to a plant!
"How'd you like that! How'd you like that! You want some more! Come and get me! I got tons more! Come and get me!"

64 and SIlver got the two heads and went under the water. For a second, I thought it was dead. SLPASH! Out poped the whole monster and OMFG! ITS HUGE!
THe creature shot some purple acid stuff. SO taken back by its size, I barely dodged it. I planted by sword in the ground and thought. We don't have a monkey. I looked where the monkey was suppose to be and saw that the wall to the area was climbable. HE comes another attack, I grabbed my sword, s*Navi*t! Its stuck! my heavey sowrd was now too heavey for me to get out of the ground. I was just about to get it before I heard a "Watch out!" from some one and relized that I was going to get hit. I jumped away from it, hoping to dodge it. The acid got my foot.
I screamed and fell to the ground and looked at my foot. The acid was eating away at my ankle and a green ooze was seeping from it. I said every cuse I could mange and got back to my feet, supporting myself on my other foot. I ran (with a limp) as fast as I could to the wall, yelling, "Cover me!". IT took me a few seconds, but I found my footing on the wall and began to climb up it. Geeze it was painful. When I finnally made it I saw that inside the cave was a bomb spider thingy.
I grabbed it and using my shealth as a gliding thing and prayed that I didn't get hit as I glide across the boss chamber.

I at least knew to dive and hold my breath, and wondered if it would come back up, then I came back up, gasping and noticed MW getting the bomb bug, and I saw the boomerang 64 dropped. "Well, time for my chance!" I said, waiting for a bomb to come down already.

I stayed back at a safe distance. i hadn't played TP, and not all of us were going down. "Damnit, and there's no alkali metals in forest soil... So, explosions aren't possible." I gasped for air. "But... Iron and copper ARE in the soil..." I was able to pull little bits at a time form the soil and form needles made of both copper and Iron. "There. Iron, the metal used for some swords." I threw some of them at the boss as hard as I could, then took multiple puffs on my inhaler.

When the bomb came, Silver got it and I hoped that it went into its mouth. I landed on the otherside and checked my wounded. The acid had burned its way to the bone and now my bone was being eaten away. I cused and grabbed another bomb, yelling, "Here I come!"
And I began to glide to the other side.

I nabbed the bomb, and tossed it in it's mouth when it came, hoping that it would be ready to strike. "Alright! Get at him guys!" I yelled, hoping everyone would come and help with the attack.

The moment that thing hit the ground, I went balistic! Granted, this really was the first time I had ever used a real sword, so my slashes really weren't deep. But I didn't care! I was bound determined to pull some kind of 20 hit combo on that thing's eye!

I landed on the otherside and watched 64 give it hell. Okay that was 2 so about one more hit would do it. "Tell me when you need another bomb!" I yelled, not wanting to get blowned up.

I helped 64 with the the slashes, and said: "Care for a little help?" I asked, attacking anyways.

I sighed as I looked at the homicide. I wish I could be down there. When it looked like they were down, I glided across with the last bomb, happy that we were finnaly on the finishing blow.

I started Striking it for the final time, and finally finished it off. "Yes! we done it!" I shouted out, jumping around like a 4 year old on candy. "Hey look! Heart container! I know what to do with it!" I said, stuffing it in my robe. "I know what exactly to do with it." I said, in my most trusted tone.

"We have hearts?" I asked myself.

Seeing the pool of acid had turned into water, I decided to jump down instead of climbing (my foot still hurts). The pool was pure and I felt the acid leave my ankle. I was happy untill I relized that the hole was still there. I have to figure out a way to fix that. I limbed out of the pool and smacked Silver behind the head. "Silver let me see it." I said. Of course we he took it out, it started glowing. It got brighter, and brighter untill...
It shattered. "What the hell!" I yelled as the glowing pieces hovered for a moment in the air. The (of course) they shot straight at us, actually our cuts. Once again, power stuff was making ikts way into our cuts and making us stronger. I didn't relize this fact untill I felt blood trickling down my cheek. I sighed. Wasn't think cut ever going to heal properly?
In replacement of the heart container, the fused shadow was floating in the air. Not wanting to spend another second in this temple, I grabbed it soundlessly and beckoned everyone to get going. I made sure I had my heavey sword before I left the boss chamber.

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I handed it back, and our cuts were no more. "Well, not like how I excepted, but it's okay." I said, holding my arm that had a few cuts. "Wait, if this is hyrule, Fishing hole! here we come!" I thought, letting out a cheer, hoping everyone was going to cheer with me.

I stood up, seeing the people come from the temple. "That light piece? Almost knocked me over thanks. I'll assume it was a heart container, based on what Deku asked." I looked about the sky and sighed. "I don't want to leave here. But I guess they would want to get home. I prefer it here. It's not..my boring life." I sighed, the sword dragged on the ground behind me. "I guess it's Kakariko next then right?"

"Yeah but can we fix my ankel first" I said

I was just giddy to get to the fishing hole, that I used my power to heal MW's ankle. "There! Now we are off to the fi..I mean, Kakariko!

I looked at him. "When could you heal?" I asked. "None the less use a boomerange and sword." That actually had been bugging me for a while.

"Oh, Thank my quick learning and swinging a Sledgehammer like a sword, so I'm a little more skilled for know this." I said, pointing out the facts. "So, off we go?" I asked.