Hyrule Fantasy

I lied. I never tell people problems with myself and I ain't starting now. "The nest temple..had giant spiders. You can't pay me all the rupees to go in there!"

"Yeah, same. I'm a big arachnaphobe." I shuddered and gagged at the thought of a big spider.

" There arn't even thaat many spiders! The main boss isn't even a spider! You guys are thinking of the OOT forest temple!" I said to Deku and Jill

"We have powers. If we can use them to blow up said spiders, then I don't see the problem. I don't remember many spiders in the forest temple either, just a giant frikkin monkey. So unless your afraid of those, I say we go." I told her. I wondered what else I could do with air... like, shoot pressurized air at stuff? Suck all the air out of something? I guess I'd cross that bridge when I got there.

I flew off again, hoping that we get going.

We trecked the woods a bit before the massive tree stump that held the temple came into view.
"You guys ready for this?"
It was then that I noticed him, the ghost wolf... I was surprisingly more shakey than excited, was he gonna teach me stuff? What about the rest of the group... The possibilites tickled my mind as I slowly approached...

I didn't want to say this, but I have a mild fear of spiders. I can stand them (I have been for the past 5 years) but a month ago I woke up to a huge spider right by my face, and I sorta freaked out (killed it with my phoneXD ). But thats off topic again.
We stared at the ghost dog and I tried to remeber what we should do. Then I remebered attack it. I tried to make a sword but I felt something bloking it. Everyone (espescially Silver) seems fine. Well if 64 and Menrow turn to animals when they enter the twilight, why shouldn't I gain some awesome abilities. I sighed and stepped forward, saying, "I have no weapons so just take us..." Then he attacked. FINALLY! And we were sucked into that place. He made the big speech about heros and true courage. And he taught us the ending blow. How?
Well we all suddenly had swords (great imagination Midna....) and he taught us. It took forever since we all suck. I barely managed it. When it was all over, we all woke up, barely 5 minutes later in the real world.
"That was werid." I muttered and picked up my new sword. I raised it up in the air, yelling, "I dub thee excalibur!" satified, I walked into the temple, from first look I could tell it was different.
It wasn't a place for puzzles and stuff, it was a place of worship. There was a long hallway with a door at the end, where I presume the boss is.

I turned human and felt the rush of the sword. "Dude...Getting a sword is one of things before I die!" I said, swinging it around like some hero.

"What the hell am I suppose to do with this?! Yes OMG A SWORD. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ON! I don't even know how to use one. Even that whatever he taught us, the leaping on them after they are dead. I don't have the physical strength to do that. Let alone go in a giant bug infested cave. No way. You guys don't understand. I literally freeze up in fear. One time when I was at the mall, my mom tried to force me on an escalator and I started crying and couldn't move." Yep. I'm a big coward and a cry baby.

"It's cool Menz, you three can stick around out here. We'll have this done in no time!"
I stepped forward a bit, wondering who all would go with.

I never felt so much bravery in my life, so I headstrong-like ran into the temple yelling: "SSSIIIILLLLLLLLVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR.......REEEEEEEVVVVLLLIIISSSSS!!!!!!"
"haha! I know i can win, this time, I'm the hero!" I thought to myself, running to the rope ladder.

I grabbed the back of Silver's shirt collar. "Hold on." I said. "This is different than it was from the game. From the looks of it, there's no puzzles. But I bet that that door over there leads us to the boss chamber. So that means that the Boomer rang is somewhere in this room. Let's look for it but BE CAREFUL!"

"Hey! hey! hey! The boomerang is no even in this room!" I yelled out, trying to escape her grasp. "I remember it being up over the bridge, and with the giant monkey!" I yelled.

I wanted to bang my head against something. "LISTEN!" I urdged. "Have you ever read the Legend of Zelda Mangas? Remeber how all the temples didn't have that game feel to them, just a boss and the iteam hidden somewhere." I pointed to the big door. "THAT wasn't there in the game. I bet that THATS the boss chamnber and that the boomerange is in this room. Besides, thats the only door here."

"That is the only problem! I NEVER read the Mangas!" I yelled. "Besides, I do not remember a TP Manga ever!" I stated. "hey Silver, why not just ignore her, and just open the door?" "I'm not" "She's only slowing you down..." I quickly held my head, trying to get focus right now.

I looked at the crazy biy before me and sighed. Try to be a little gentler Midna. "One: There isn't a TP manga, I was talking about all the others. Two: We still need to be careful, I don't want anybody dieing on us. Three: You look like your at war with yourself. Mind telling me about it?"

"Well...It's sort of my own personal matter..." I said, trying not to make it the most obvious thing in the world. "I sort of don't want to talk about it." I said, getting up slowly.

I heard them arguing inside and decided to peek thorough the door, "OH MY F@#$ GOD GIANT SPIDER ABOVE YOU GUYS!!" I freaked and threw my sword towards it, causing it to fall behind the three. "s*Navi*t!" And ran back outside.

"MENROW!" I yelled as I drew my sword. The spider actually looked kind of cute. It was really fuzzy and....oh yeah, it's gonna kill us. I got into a stance that the golden wolf showed us. Man this is really heavey....
I took a slash at it and jumped back. Why can't I just make a gun? I could then just be able to shoot the brains out of it, but no, the light spirits had to make my life difficult.
I tripped. rolled onto my back just to see the spider ready to strike at me. I rolled away just in time. Boomerange! Where is it when you need it?

I ran over, and pulled off a Afro Samurai style kill, and said: "That sort of easy, so we need to be a little more careful." I said, holding my hand out for MW to lift herself with.

I brushed away his hand (I'm in enough pain already) and was back on my feet. "Yeah," I replied. That's when I noticed the boomerange. It was right there, ungaurded, hanging from the ceiling in a bunch of web where the spider was. I pointed this out to Silver.
"So how do we get it?" I asked. I defenitly couldn't reach it (smallest one here) and I'm positive neither could Silver.

"Hmm...I think maybe..." I thought for a moment, and felt something in my tunic. "What's this?" I asked aloud, drawing out a Slingshot. "AWESOME! Now...allow me to shoot it." I said, trying to shoot it while it was stuck up there.

I sighed and took Menrow's sword back to her outside. I gave her back to it and told her that we found the boomerange and that we're pretty much gonna kill the boss now.
When I came back in, I saw Silver had the boomerange. I nodded, impressed. "Okay Silver, 64, lets kill that son of a *BADWORD*" We all walked over to the door and I opened it ever so slightly. From the crack, I could tell the boss was in there. I gave a nodd and we all went in.

I held the boomerang like a proud child would for winning a badge. "So...you know where this boss is?" I said, not trying to make myself look stupid.

I had vomited in the earlier event of the huge spider what the boss was made me want to hurl again. "God, I'm so happy there's a team here..."