The Tales of Genderbending

"Good idea, T-chan. Never thought I'd say that. Pergaps your sex change has enlarged your brain?" Espette said with a smile

"Ahah. Hah. Aren't you hilarious." responded T-chan. "Now onward!" she said, walking toward the residence of the elder. She pushed open the door and walked into a small and cluttered room. A sign on the wall said that he was taking questions from 9:00 to 5:00. It conveniently was 5:03. But T-chan was persistent. She climbed up a flight of stairs, and burst into an office on the right.

Kain followed along with a big grin on her face, humming a tune of glee. She couldn't help but giggle at T-Chan's B&E, "Hehe. Oh dear, I'm turning into Ms. Nina now."
She walked up to the door, still content and began fiddling with her rupee bag and the door nob. In no time at all, she had it unlocked! Opening it up and allowing Espette to go on in.

"I'm going with her..just in case." Menreo said and followed up after T-chan. Lloyd raised an eyebrow and stepped up behind Nova. "Sounds to me that you're all just jealous."

Espette followed up Menroe, glancing back at Laura and the ghost girl. "Stay out of it, it's not your problem." she muttered to herself "T-chan, are we going to handle this rationally? Or tie him up and threaten his life, like usual?" she asked, shutting the door.

"We can try rational first. If he becomes difficult we can always do the latter. It's defiantly more fun." whispered T-chan. She turned to a man sitting behind a desk.
"Hello there wise elder!" she said smiling at him. He didn't look too happy.
"We're closed. Try again tomorrow." he told the pair of girls.
"We don't have time for that. We need to ask you something now. And," she paused, pulling out a red rupee, "It'll be well worth your time." she smiled at him devilishly.
"I'm listening." he said.
"Ask him what we need Espette."

Kain was half guarding, half roaming. She didn't want anyone walking in while tweedle dee and tweedle dumb "talked" with the mayor. But she did rather enjoy the crazy masks and designs that decorated Termina.

She glanced through the door to see what kind of progress they were making. She chuckled when she saw the rupee, "Good ole bribing."

"We're looking for an antidote to a massive gender swap. Got anything in mind?"

Menroe's eyebrow twitched as the door was shut in her face. "I swear. Those two make me just want to hit them." Her muscles stiffned up and she instead, punch the side of the wall, leaving a hole in it, having gone completely through.

"Well you've gotten yourselves into to some trouble then?" he said, eyeing the two girls. "You're going to want to get the root of the Mirabilis plant, which can only be found in Ikana Canyon. After retrieving the root, grind it to a powder and mix it with some green potion, which can be bought in the towns potion store. The effects of the spell should be completely reversed, but it'll take a good 3 hours for it to kick in." he told them. He reached over, taking the red rupee out of T-chan's hand.
"Thank you, good bye." he said, shoving them out the door.
"Well that was rude..." said T-chan.

"Did you guys figure it out." Menroe said, pulling her hand from the wall, looked at the woman and slid in front of it. "I don't know what came over me sorry."

Lloyd grabbed Kain's jacket back, "Stop causing trouble." She said, still having more strength then the average 'human' woman. "Stop causing trouble while we are like this. The last thing we need is to make a scene Kain." He spit slightly at the name, emhpisising it.

"Ok, everyone, I've got good news and bad news: the good news, we know where to find the antidote. The Bad news?" she sighed "I have no idea where the Ikana Canyon is or what a Mirabilis plant is."

"Trouble? Excuse me? I'm not the one making trouble! They are!" pointing to Espette and T-chan. "I'm just enjoying the scenery! It's been a good 5 or 6 years since my last visit to Termina."

Kain struggled herself free and adjusted her coat and...assets...
"Anyhow...Ikana Canyon isn't to far away, it's just to the East of here. But I warn you, it's supposedly haunted!"

Lloyd glared at Espette, "We could fly there. Then It would be easier
for me to eat him." "Lloyd. Your not eating anyone, do you hear me!"
Menroe said firmly and Lloyd blinked. "Wow..don't have to yell at me."
He chuckled, biting his bottom lip slightly. Menreo rubbed her temples. "Let's go then. I plan on getting my assets of my own back ok." And she started towards the East. "Are you girls coming or what?! Don't tell me your afriad of a few ghosts."

"Feh, I've handled worse then mere ghosts before. I say we pack our bags and make way for the canyon!" said an enthused T-chan.
"I haven't had me a good quest in awhile. This should be great!"

"I've braved kings, guards, and T-kun's underwear drawer. Funny story, about that, but the point is, NOTHING scares me anymore. Onward!" she said, walking off.

"Well, glad to see some of us are in a good mood!" exclaimed Kain, still high off her own super gleeful mood.

As they approached the West exit, Kain couldn't help but notice she was getting looks from people. It was about then that everything finally sunk in. It was then that she realized, everying was...backwards! She was use to getting scowls from men and blushes and waves from women! But now...it was completely different! ...And honestly, she wasn't so sure she liked that.

Her pace quickened, "Ok! So yeah, now that I got that big deal out of the way, how about we get to that old canyon ASAP! I mean, none of us wanna be stuck this way, right? So come on then, the soooooner the beeeeeeetter~~~!!" She was starting to get upset with herself and how much she was staring to talk like Ms. Nina back at home.

"Whatever." Menroe grumbled and walked beside Lloyd as they started to leave the town. She looked among the group and hadn't noticed how protective she was feeling of Lloyd. What if they decide to try some lesbian action or something. She wasn't going to let that happen, and forced Lloyd to hold onto her arm, which was slightly weird for the height diffrence. "Uh..short-stuff?" "Don't go ahead of me."

Silvia used her power and realized the familiarities of Menroe and Lloyd, and she ran to them, giving them a hug. "It's you guys again~! Remember me??" Silvia said, hugging them. "Ugh...Silvia, don't hug them unless they want to." Diamond said annoyed.

"Yeah. I figured." Menroe said and took Silvia's hand, holding it up like she was a princess. "See. this is the kind of body you need Lloyd. Equal size. Not huge assets. Kinda short." Menroe blushed and dropped her hand. "Oh gods. what amd I saying." She held her head and turned away, continuing walking. "Yo. Espetta. How powerful is this damned spell of yours." Lloyd looked at his gloved hand, "I think I broke a nail."

"Sweet Nayru, those can be serious." Espette said, moving toward Lloyd, realized what she was doing, slapped herself and said "pretty strong. I've never said that before."

"Me neither." He looked at the back of Menroe grinning slightly that that he was starting to find her attractive all over again and then punched himself in the face, he wasn't going to be delegate like Espette. "Gods damn it! Let's pick up the pace." Lloyd demanded.

"I agree. I'm starting to fantasize about myself, I want to cut my hair, I'd suddenly rather fight with my fists than with with my katana, I feel an incessant need to hit things, I-" Espette stopped dead in her tracks as the shocking realization hit her, like a blunt knife to the face: "Oh my Din... I'm turning into Celeste... AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (This goes on for awhile, actually.) Lloyd, I'm actually willing to take you up on that flying option, I don't care if you end up eating me!" Epsette said, shuddering from head to foot.

Silvia felt the tension in the air, and held on to Diamond, making him blush a little more than usual. "Silvia, do you think I'm just a little more...uptight?" Diamond asked, trying to avoid blushing, but failing to hold it back. "Well...you are, but it's what keeps you cute." Silvia said, stroking his chin.

"Augh. That's the worst part of being a man in a girl's body. I am simultaneously repulsed and want to say 'aw...' Stop confusing my genders, Relvis!"