SpaceNuts!

"Aaaw your taking the cute little plant guy? See ya then~" Mugi said not really understanding what was going on but not really caring.

Kip was on the bridge by herself (yeah, thanks Pip), monitioring everything to the best of her ability, when she picked up an ion trail. She hit the comm system. "Kip to the captain. There's something adrift in space not too far from here." She said.

"Ok, I'll be on the bridge shortly." TP said. "Sorry I had to cut this tour short, but duty calls." she said, and went to the bridge.

"Sir, we're within viewing range of the craft." Kip said.

"Put it on-screen."

The viewscreen showed a small, almost round space pod, spinning around in circles.

"Life signs?"

"There are three. Two are plant in origin, one is humanoid."

"Hail them."

"Yes sir. Audio only."

"This is the captain of the U.S.S. Moonjelly, to the unidentified vessel. Are you guys having any kind of difficulty?" TP asked the little space pod.

"Computer. Why did we hit the ship we were trying to rescue?" T-kun said, his hand in a facepalm position.
"Oh. Whoops." said the Computer. "Looks like it's attached though."
"Bring it in, I'll go down there and see if they need medical attention." said T-kun, getting up and going out the door. Espe got up and went after him. They walked down to the hangar, and saw an oddly shaped ship. T-kun wasn't sure what to make of it.
"Hey, you alright? Need any medical attention?" T-kun shouted out.

"Uhh?" I replied. "Who said that, and how because we're surrounded by dudes?"

Decaldo and Willi gave blank stares. "W-Well, respond!" Willi shouted.


"We're okay, but uh... there's no supplies in here!"

The large crumble of steel and hoses began to unfold and stand up. Revealing a form somewhere between a man and a T-rex. It's size was mammoth reaching almost 40 foot tall, just short of the hanger's ceiling.
It took one massive step towards the man offering medical attention and exclaimed with loud gusto...
"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!"

"HOLY CRAP ESPE! IT'S A GIANT FREAKING ROBOT! MAN THE ANTI GIANT FREAKING ROBOT CANNONS!" yelled T-kun taking several steps backward.
"ON IT!" said Espe, who unlike T-kun, found teh prospect of fighting a giant robot fun, not frightening.
"ROBOT!" yelled T-kun. "PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ATTACKING, OR WE WILL BLOW YOU THE HELL UP!"

TP blinked. It was clear to her that the guys in the ship had no clue what they were doing.

"I'm willing to beam you aboard so you can stay with us. I'll be happy to let you stay on the U.S.S. Moonjelly."

Mirth walked to TP and stood next to her. "Hey, what's going on?" She asked, arms crossed.

Decaldo looked around the ship. "Where is the Mic?"


"Doesn't matter. Sure, why not!" I said.


"W-Where do I g-get my say?"

"Well, Little sis, since your new on the ship, and everyone is practially your best friend, well, except Mario since he's new, you'll meet him later, along with puke." I said, messing with my omni-tool. "Now, let's head to the Citadel, to the Omega relay! If there was one...." I said remembering, and having to pilot the the ship all the way to the Citadel. "Damn, so much fuel lost, they better have some worthwhile stuff to be here..." I grumbled. "But Mugi, welcome to the Citadel!" I said, pointing up at the huge skyscrapers as the ship landed in the docking bay.



Meanwhile, in the deeper part of the ship....



"Ugh...why are my weapons so heavy, aw F@#$ it!" Otto said, using his weight reduction spell. "Less Ammo, but lots of power, good enough." Otto said, adjusting his googles.

"Woah woah haow woah! Easy there bro-chomundo!"
With out even dropping a beat, the back popped open and out of it came a small droid about the size of a normal man. It climbed up the back of the monsterous bot and pointed down to the ship's commander.
"I am the Technical Alterating Logistics Operating System 5.7! But you can all me Tal!"
He jumped down from his perch and commenced to shaking the captain's hand with his 3 fingered steel appendages.

"Um. Hi, Tal...." T-kun said, his hand being shaken a little too hard. "I'm T-kun, and this is my crew mate Espe."
"Hello." said Espe, coming down from the cannons.
"So why did you send out a distress signal, you seem to be doing pretty well." T-kun asked.

"All right, prepare for transport." TP said. She looked at the little robot standing beside her. "We're going to recieve some guests. Follow me to the transporter room."

TP stepped up to a console and tapped some buttons. In the blink of an eye, the three passengers from the escape pod were safely on the Moonjelly. "Gentlemen, welcome aboard!" she said. "Are you hungry? Tired? Let us help you with everything that you need."

Mirth followed TP to the transporter room and stood next to her when the three young men were finally on board the ship.

"Whoa..." Mirth said, looking curious. "I've never seen plants like those two before." She then pointed at Willi. "And that fleashy has big ears!" She exclaimed.

"Whooooa look at all the tall buildings!!" Mugi said admiring all the buildings.

Decaldo waved. "Hello!" He looked around. "Everyone looks fine... how about you, errr..." He pointed to me. "Sir...?"


"Name's DJ, forgot to tell you. But call me Link for short."


"But DJ is s--"


"Link. For short."


"I c-c-could use s-some food..." Willi whispered.

TP eyes got huge. "DJ? you mean DJ from HF? Holy crap welcome!!!" she said, glomping the poor little Deku. When she was done constricting him, she turned to the others. "The mess hall is this way." she said, leading the way out of the small transporter room. As they were walking to the mess hall, TP touched a small insignia on her shirt. "This is TP to Pip. Go help your sister out on the bridge."

"Acknowledged." Pip said.

When they made it to the mess hall, she explained how to use the replicators, and let them order what they wanted.

Cyrus and Felix were walking out of the mess hall when they ran into TP, and the new guests.

Felix noticed the two deku scrubs. "Yay! I even get my ow-" he said before Cyrus covered his mouth.

"Don't say things like Felix! Think of what they'll feel like if you finished that sentence!" Cyrus said before dragging his brother past them.

I laughed, and said over the mic system: "Crew, report to the Bridge, we're in need of another crew member to join me and Mugi to see the Citadel." As soon as that was said, Mario and Puke were the few people who went up on the bridge, and Otto of course, was in dead last place.



"Bah, been to the Citadel, don't want to go back, nothing I need at all anyways." Otto said, complaining.



"Otto, are those weapons finished?" I asked, ignoring his complaining.



"Yes, hope you like carrying more ammo than usual, since that is the draw back."



"Meh, not the worst thing to happen, so care to show them?" I asked, doing my famous eyebrow raise.



Otto then ran down to the storage, and got the weapons, locked and loaded.



"*pant, pant!* Here you....*WHEEZE!*..go, don't send me to *Cough, cough* get them again." Otto said, almost out of breath.



"Hey hey, don't die on the ship, we still need you." I scolded, lifting the rifle onto my back. "Alright Mario and Puke, you may join up with us." I said, offering Mario with the rifle, not trusting Puke with one.



The open bustling of the Citadel made me feel glad I was alive, when we all stepped off the ship.



"Now team, we have to be careful, even though this place may look save with officers crawling around like bugs, it's still a hell hole." I said, making sure all 3 of them were behind.



As we walked around the Citadel, and finally finding the gift shop, I couldn't help but say: "I'm Commander Revlis, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel." Then I decided to check on the little screen for sales, since I am sorta cheap.

"Oh wow theres so many stores here! Jeeze it makes home look like such a boring place. Well...i guess it really is a boring place." Mugi said looking around the shop.

After collecting myself once more after feeling like every structure in my body snapped, I took a few breaths. "I think my vascular tissues are crushed into my sapwood... I never knew TP was a tree hugger!"


"Th-Thank you!" Willi ordered his fill, and chowed down about as fast.


Decaldo and I walked around, trying to figure out what half the stuff was in the USS Moonjelly. After about 5 Minutes, Decaldo turned around. "I'm gonna go check on Willi," He said in a concerned tone. "He's known for choking when he eats too fast..." And with that he skipped to the Mess Hall. Rather bored out of my mind, I looked for an area to look outside. I couldn't help but notice some ships firing, but missing, the Moonjelly!


"Hey!" I shouted. "There are some ships firing at us, shouldn't we do something?"

"Well, nothing new except the usual, C'mon Mugi, we can come back to the Citadel next time, alright?" I said, trying not to dissapoint her.



Meanwhile on the ship...



"So...I just Twist this and...." Otto muttered to himself, and his creation exploded like a firecracker. "DAMMIT, WHO MUST DISTRACT ME AT A TIME LIKE THIS...oh, just them." Otto grumbled, going back to his prodject.



"So, shall we head off?" I said. "Joker! Let's head off!!"



"Gottcha Commander Revlis, heading out of here!"



"Well, I'll be in my quarters, contact me if you need anything AI."



"As you wish, Commander Revlis."



I flopped on my bed, feeling the relief of my soft bed. "Ahhh, sweet relief.."



"Commander Revlis, Your needed on the Bridge!"



"I knew it was too good to be true."



"So, what is the problem?" I ask, adjusting my omni-tool.



"Commander! A ship up ahead! should we ask if any life is aboard?"



"Yes Joker, I'll send the message, you get back to work."



Then I sent out the message, hoping someone...or something get it.



"Hello, My Name is Commander Revlis, I wish to know if any lifeforms are aboard, if yes, then are you Friendly? Or Hostile?"

"Bara. Look at that." Melody mentioned, seeing DJ walk by. "It's a plant but...it's alive! and talking!" She walked over and tapped his shoulder, kneeling down. "Hey. Are you in costume? Or are you an animal in disguise? Or An animal that looks like a plant or are you a race of plant people?" Bara looked at the teen devore down food. He'd never seen such a malnourished living creature. His life signs seemed stronger then ever though so he didn't worry.

She ran her finger down Dj's face. "It's wood. But it's kinda warm for a plant." Her eyes scanned the plant infront of her, collecting data. "My name's Melody. Bara. Come here! Feel it! It's warm for a tree."

TP dashed to the bridge, where Pip and Kip were flying out of the way of the shots. "Oh HELL no. They ain't gonna be attacking MY ship and getting away with it! Pip, you have weapons. Target their warp cores and get ready to fire!"

"Aye sir." Pip said. He went to weapons and pressed a few buttons. "Targets locked. Ready to fire."

"good. Now, before you fire, Computer, play music. Immediate Music's 'Dies Irae'." The computer beeped, and then the bridge was flooded with epic classical music. "Ok, Pip, now that the mood is set, FIRE!"

"Aye sir!" Pip said enthusiastically. "Take this you fatherless-"

"Pip!" Kip shouted. "Just fire!" Pip pressed the buttons, and there was a fantastic display of firepower. Phaser beams shot out two at a time from the frontal phaser array, and quantum torpedoes launched from the forward torpedo bay. The targets were helpless to stand up to the Moonjelly's power. When the explosions died down, there was nothing else.

"YEAH! Take that, Hispanic Rage! Woo!" TP yelled at the viewscreen, at the empty space before the ship. Then she cleared her throat. "Ahem. Thank you Pip and Kip, for your service to this ship." She said.

"Thank you, sir." Pip and Kip said in unison.

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(that's the music I played, btw)

"HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF..." I shouted. "DRIVE JOKER, DRIVE!!!" I was NOT one to count on when getting shot at.



"Sir! another ship in sight!"



"WE ARE NOT FIGHTING, ARE YOU CRAZY?!"



"Well well, the brave Commander Revlis is a chicken?" Otto said, giving his usual smug grin.



"S-S-Shut up! I just don't do well in surprise attacks!" I said, my heart racing like the wind.



"Commander Revlis, should we send another message to THAT ship?"



"Okay, since they blew those up, why not?" I said, sending a better message for that any nearby ship can pick up.



"This is the U.S.S Normandy, We wish to know if your Hostile or Friendly, because I DO NOT WANT MY SHIP TO BE BLOWN UP!! Why? It's priceless!" The message said.