SpaceNuts!

Pip and Kip both jolted when the rock talked. "Holy Europa! How did that rock just talk? That's so cool!" Pip said.

"...But that's...impossible? How did it do that?" Kip asked. She was clearly confused.

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TP and Ell woke up at around the same time. TP didn't bother to get out of her pajamas. Not until she had something to eat. She took Ell down to the mess hall where almost everyone else was. Gento and Gename were sitting at opposing tables and eating, which is something TP expected. She placed a small order, let Ell get something, and then the two sat at Gename's table.

"Good morning friends." Gename said in between bites.

"Good morning Gename." TP said tiredly, slowly eating her pancakes and sausages. Ell silently ate her berries. TP tried her hardest to not look at Gename when he ate.

Chris looked around the ship as he begun to explore. he noticed some of the people around him and some of the creatures he has remembered in past missions. " Hm, You seem familiar." He said to Gename.

He thought for a moment,Then said " It's been along time. How are you. "

He then looked at TP and said in surprise " Aren't you the girl from the forums!? " although he wasn't yelling his voice raised somewhat.

Mirth jolted and took a step back when the rock had spoken. "Wha! I-it can talk?!" Mirth explained. "It can't be a normal rock because rocks can't talk." She said. After she recovered from her shock she felt that she should say something back to the rock since it turned to her and greeted her.

"Um...hello there..." Mirth started. "My name is Mirth." She said, her eyes blinking in their eye screen.
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Robert and Eclipse sat at the same table Gename, TP, and Ell were eating. Robert was still eating his food while Eclipse was eating the last of her breakfast while trying to make a house out of cards from a deck Robert let her borrow. A stack of plates that was two feet tall was next to her indicated that she ate all of the food that was on the plates.

Robert was about to say something to TP when Chris walked up and spoke to them. He heard what he had said to Gename and turned around.

"Hm? Oh, I remember you. Hello Chris." He said after Chris yelled something about TP being a girl from a forum.

Eclipse looked up at Chris. "Who the heck are you?" She asked rather rudely.

Gename blinked. "Do I know you?" He asked, confused. Then he thought for a moment. "Oh! I remember you. Hello!" He said cheerily.

"Yes I am that girl from the forums, but I'd rather not talk about that right now." she said, embarrassed. She didn't need her characters finding out that they're her characters. Things could get messy if that happened. "anyway, how are you doing?" she asked, trying to divert attention away from the current topic.

Chris sighed somewhat as he waved at Robert, he then said " A old Companion, a Ally , The Lunar Prince and all." He then Turned to Tp and nodded as he chuckled somewhat. He sat down as he thought of the dejavu take effect. He then looked at Gename and Tp. " So how are all you doing ?"

"Tall one speaks cold, describes a list that determines if something lives. But does he perform any such task himself?"

The Rock remained unmoving as the people questioned him up and down.

The blonds blinked simultaneously. "Touche..used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person." Bara said, and with nothing more, heading back to their room. Melody rubbed her temples and eye eyes shifted on both sides, seeing if anyone had picked up on that, and mostly hoped, no one understood the rocks riddler language. "I'm sorry. I won't bother you any more about it." She apologized to the rock and left after the other blond.

The door slid shut and she noticed him staring at his hand, his right hand. "Bara." "I apologize. I went..out overboard. Went to far." "No. It's not your fault." "Because I am not living either." "Did it hurt your feelings." "..." Melody sighed, rubbing Bara's shoulder before taking her top off to change. "Don't worry about it too much. It talks weird so hopefully no one else understood it." She turned around and bumbped into him. "Bara?" He lifted his arms and wrapped them around her. He understood the concept of hugging and that it was to make one feel better, although he didn't understand it himself. In his deep premature human brain, it sorta did.

After finishing my business in the mess Hall, I went back into the rooms and laid down to go back to sleep. Ugh. I still had my teenage habits, and that was a love for sleep. I just wanted to get to Uhmawenr.

Willi finally sat up. "Fierce deity, please!!" He shouted. The mask rumbled. "Y-You've been going at this for hours!" Decaldo sluggishly woke up.

"Willi, just tell him to go to sleep..." He slumped back in his nest and dozed.

“...So your friend is a prince?” Eclipse asked, looking over at Robert.

Robert shrugged his shoulders as he continued to eat. “I guess so.” He said through bites.

"Hm..."

"What is it?"

"Nothing. Go back to eating your food boy." Eclipse said before going back to her hous of cards.

Robert stared at her for a few seconds then went right back to eating.

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Mirth looked dumbfounded after The Rock spoke. “...Whoa...that was...” She trailed off, not finding the right words to say.

TP yawned. "I'm fine Chris. Just really tired. I always am; it's nothing new." She said, pondering on whether or not she should get a cup of Klingon coffee or not. Bleh, she hated coffee. "How are you?"

Gename was busy eating, so he didn't answer the question.

Ell had finished eating her berries and went to walk around the ship. She got off of her chair and toddled to the door, then fell down when it opened and crawled out of the mess hall and down the corridors.

The Rock gave a good glance over the people of the room. Not that he had eyes to glance with.

"Would asking where this vessel of cosmic travels is headed be a regretable action? Because if so I will remain quite. If not, I wish to ask the aforementioned question."

((Sorry guys, I'm dropping since I can't keep up))

(k, MidnasWolf. Can someone activate Nyan speed so we can stop freelancing?)

Chris looked at TP and said " Just on my way to the same place. Detective work as always. Had to say bye to my husband. Had some thoughts but other then that, fairly well." He said rather calmly.

"From what I heard, we were suppose to be going to somewhere called Uhmawener to rescue a princess." Melody said coming back on the bridge. She walked beside one of the twins and pushed the intercom she had discovered ealier. "Captain. This ship can go faster then you are making it can't it? If this princess is in real danger, we should get there as fast as we can and as careful as possible." The blond said, walking up to the front view to see the mass amounts of stars pass them quickly. Her nervous getting more rattled, the longer they were going, knowing the dangers that might await them.

TP heard Melody's voice and decided to go to the bridge.

"All right, I'm on my way there." TP said. "Sorry Chris, but this is important." She said, going to the bridge. When she was there, Pip and Kip were looking at the monitors. Suddenly a blue swirling mass appeared in front of them.

"It's a wormhole captain. And the sensors suggest that it leads directly to our destination." Pip said.

"Well, what are we waiting for then! Let's use it!" TP said.

"But captain, we don't know if it's stable or not!" Pip protested.

"Well, we'll just have to hope that it is! come on, let's go!"

"Aye sir." Pip said, and they entered the wormhole. In just a few short minutes, they were out, and finally at their destination.

"See? If you don't have determination, there's no way you're going to be able to learn new things!" Then TP noticed that there were masses of enemy ships, just waiting there to get blasted straight to hell. "All right! Pip, go to Red Alert. Kip, get on weapons. when I come back, we are going to give these guys a wake-up call." TP said. The lights on the ship dimmed, and red lights started flashing. There was a noise similar to an alarm going off. She ran into her room, and quickly changed into a full Simon costume, post Timeskip. Star-shaped goggles and everything. And a flesh-colored shirt to substitute being barechested. She went to Deku's room and opened the door. "Hey, wake up. we made it to the planet!" Deku didn't move. "computer, play "Never Gonna give You Up."

The computer beeped, and the song started playing. TP went to the bridge. "Let's pierce the heavens everybody!" she said. Pip and Kip looked at her in shock.

"Why the costume?" Pip asked in a snarky tone.

"Pip shut up or else I'll force you into a Leeron costume."

"Yes sir!"

"Now, let's raise hell! Kip, start firing!"

"Aye sir!" Kip said, and started pressing the buttons, firing at the ship. Some return fire glanced off of the shields.

There was a shrill, wobbly voice heard from the bridge. It said, "DAMNIT!!" I turned off the music. "Ugh, that hurt. I wish I had some Sulfur Hexafluoride to breathe forever." I walked to the bridge. "Where's the exit?" I yawned.

Crawling? Jumping? Hovering!? It can't be certain how, but sure enough The Rock appeared right beside TP, no one seeing just how it got there.

"A wormhole appearing where it is needed most. Luck? Planning? Or is this simply the karmic grasp your 'will and passion' holds over the cosmos. Only one thing can be said for sure. Its practicality is unquestionable."




Tal continued rubbing the tank like it was a baby until BOOM! Something hit the ship! The hull rumbled a little as some one or something began firing at it.

"Woah, hey? Are we there? Or did you guys have somekind of ship massager you didn't tell me about! I do love me some magic fingers! ....Or whatever you'd use on a ship..."

"I believe we are. Espe. People seem to be shooting at us. This is quite the unwise decision." said T-kun, a rather insane look growing on his face.
"Indeed it is T-kun. Shall we deal with them?" Espe asked, a similar look on his.
"Oh yes. We SHALL!" T-kun ended on a yell. "COMPUTER, TARGET THE ENEMIES AND FIRE AS MANY TORPEDOS AS YOU FREAKING CAN!"
"Roger that!" said the computer, sounding excited for once.

Robert entered the bridge. “Hey guys what's going...” He trailed off when he saw TP in her costume. He had the biggest blank look on his face as he stared at TP's costume.

Mirth turned around and saw Robert's face. “I think she's wearing that--”

“I don't want to know.” Robert said, holding up his hands in the “stop” fashion.

Mirth turned around and walked over to The Rock then jumped on top of it to get a better view of what was going on.

TP laughed at Robert, who was obviously dumbfounded that she would even wear such a thing. "Fire all phasers!" She shouted triumphantly. It was obvious that she was letting this situation go to her head. Pip and Kip could only laugh as they pressed buttons. More shots bounced off of their shields. "Ha! Let them try! It's just like throwing rocks at a steel wall!" TP yelled.

I couldn't help but facepalm at the scene. "I guess we're staying on the ship for now?"

Bara came to the bridge and stood beside Melody, who stood quietly towards the back. "You remember your mission right?" "Protect the bioshpere." "Yeah. We might have to protect these people. No one knows how powerful they really could be. The ships shield's seem to be holding, but who knows for how long. And if the ship were to exploded, would we be the only survivors?" "And Mirth." Melody tilted her head slightly. "The white creature that follows Robert around. It is like you." "I see. Well." Melody looked back forward. "We may have to give up ourselves faster then I wanted if shit starts to hit the fan." Bara looked at her and Melody smiled. "A figure of speech."

I walked back to my room, where the other two were sleeping. I shook them awake. "Guys, we're about to save the princess, so c'mon."

Both of them sprung to their feet, Decaldo being much more giddy than Willi. Willi simply gripped his mask as he ran to the bridge after his little Deku friend. I walked back, trailing far behind Willi.

"Yes...yes...Yes...YES, YES, YES! YES! YES! I CAN DO IT! I CAN WIN!" Tal jumped over a seat and ran for the door crying back to Tkun and Espe, "DOOOODZ! My Index is down there! SOOOOO ODST'ING MY WAY OUT! BRB DOIN SHIT THE UNNECESSARILY DANGEROUS WAY!"
He ran through the ship, slipping and sliding at every turn due to a lack of treading of any kind on his feet.
He jumped in his 'body' which was already in his 'body' and started to boot the exoskeleton on top of an exoskeleton up. "AAAAAAAWWWW YEEEEAAAAAAAH! Guess who's running on full power baby!"
The Rex-ful monolith stood up and let out a loud RAWR as the doors opened and he jumped straight out with a loud, "RAAAAAWWK OOOOOWWWN BIIIITCHIIIIES!!"

As he began his over 9,000 mile drop, he finally got something that Tkun was to busy spamming missles to see. What the F@#$ they were fighting!
"...I knew it.... Dodongo class fighters and Tektike boarding craft! ...wait....how did I know that? WHAT THE F@#$ ARE THESE THINGS!? ....is it possibly possible enough to be possible that the index is sending me the data that the black box is still collecting? DUDE! It's like having a mouth always in the fridge!"

Whether he knew what he was talking about or not, sure enough a massive swarm of lizard appearing ships decended upon the mighty ship piloted by only two men. Odder still...The smaller 4 'legged' landing craft didn't! Appearing just out of the side of Tal's right...perceptor...was another ship of very different design. On the side it read 'Moonjelly' and the boarding crafts were eager to get at this one.
The ship appeared to have shielding and was easily repulsing their attempts to board, but they kept jumping and drilling at the ship's shielding as if they were some sort of...ONE EYED SPIDER CREATURES! It was only a matter of time before they made their way in...
But that was a show the Tal-man wouldn't get to see, his decent into the atmosphere was beginning, and things were already heating up!
However there was one last thing he got to see before eating dirt...
As he picked up speed going down, he saw something that did sort of worry his emotionaless robot brain. A very large ship passed him, apparently raising from the surface, and on it's side? The words, "Infernal Starship: King Dodongo."





The Rock sat quietly, observing what was going on. Yet again, between eyeblinks, the Rock somehow found itself right between Pip and Kip.
"These buttons you push, your faith is in them. You press them with out question, but a thousand parts and pieces go into making your weapons fire from the simple push of that button. Do you truly trust every piece? Do you truly expect every possible point of tention to perform with out flaw everytime upon use? Should one cog in the gearwork fail, will not your lives be doomed? Where does this unquestioning faith come from, do not the odds of failure ever frighten you?"