Spacenuts 2 Registration

Okay, so, we decided to have a sequel for Spacenuts AND I'M SO KGHKSDJFHGDFHJKLUYHAE7TYJKRHFGSJKDFGASDJKFGASLDHFGSJDKFGKSDYHGF FOR IT.


It's a Portal [2]/Half-Life/Earth crossover.


Plot!

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Well. After defeating Lypherzink on Planet Uhmawener, the group find that random enemy fleet have been attacking Earth, as well as some aliens from a planet named Xen, and the group must find a way to take out the enemy fleet and aliens and find the source behind the fleet.


It takes place in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE so we need a Space Core, and maybe some others. I call Wheatley! Either way, we do need Portal character AND Half-Life characters!


character Forms!

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Name:
Gender:
Element:
Age:
IQ/Intelligence:
Race:
Species:
Hight:
Weight:
Date of birth:
Residence:
Title:
Weakness:
Instrument:

Stats:
str:
def:
mag:
res:
spd:
luck:
Skill:

History:
Ben, make at least a few paragraphs.

Weapons:

Friends & Foes:
Friends:

Foes:

Appearance:


Personality:

Existing Characters called:
Gordon Freeman
Space Core
GLaDOS
Wheatley
GMan
So yeah. I'll post my characters in a bit.

Name: GLaDOS
Gender: Femal
Element: uhhh?
Age: Was constructed during the late 1980's.
IQ/Intelligence: High
Race: Genetic Life and Operating System.
Species: Robot
Height: HUGE
Weight: HUGE
Date of birth: See age
Residence: Aperture Science Enrichment Center
Title: Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System
Weakness: Corrupted Cores
Instrument: HER SYNTHESIZER VOICE

History:
http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/GLaDOS (too lazy to type. WARNING: SPOILERS)

Weapons:
Neurtoxin, Turrets, she can use the entire facility against you.

Friends & Foes:
Friends:
Chell

Foes:
Chell
Wheatley

Appearance:


Personality:
GLaDOS is amoral and often sadistic. She possesses an extremely dry, bitter, and sarcastic sense of humor; her jokes are usually dark, morbid, or outright cruel. She seems to enjoy making manipulative comments that frighten the subject or undermine their self-esteem, but does not usually express open malice. Instead, she makes snide insinuations, or disingenuously presents her insults as mere statements of objective fact. Is passive aggressive. GLaDOS lies frequently, especially about her own emotional state, often claiming to be pleased or merely disappointed when she is clearly alarmed or enraged. She usually portrays herself as an innocent victim, no matter how obviously cruel her own actions have been. Although it is often unclear whether there is any real point to her experiments, she seems to be motivated by a sincere passion for science, which she regards as her fundamental goal in life.

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Name: G-Man
Gender: Male (in appearance)
Element: None
Age: Unknown
IQ/Intelligence: High
Race: caucasian (in appearance)
Species: Unknown (Human appearance)
Height: Tall
Weight: Thin
Date of birth: Unknown
Residence: Unknown / Interdimensional
Title: The G-Man
Weakness: Unknown/NONE?
Instrument: None

Stats: god mode for everything

History:
Prior to events in Half Life; UNKNOWN
He plays the role of an overseer and eventual employer, watching over Gordon Freeman and other characters as the series progresses, at times helping or hindering them.
http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/The_G-Man (too lazy to type. WARNING: SPOILERS)

Weapons:
Handgun in his briefcase. G-Man also seems to have technopathic or telepathic abilities of some sort, as the player will occasionally see his face on things such as unplugged televisions. Quite skilled with technology, and is capable of operating a very wide range of machinery, ranging from simple cell phones and sealed steel doors to complex nuclear weapons (although for the latter there are instructions inside the cap) and experimental teleports and portals. Seems to be able to control time.

Friends & Foes:
Friends:
Unknown/Gordon Freeman?

Foes:
Unknown

Appearance:


Personality:
The G-Man is an almost complete enigma. He possesses a calm, almost disinterested demeanor, particularly apparent in the ruined and alien-infested Black Mesa facility. He can often be seen calmly straightening his tie or brushing his suit lapels with his hands, regardless of whatever chaos may be surrounding him. Even when angered, he maintains a decidedly restrained demeanor. He also has demonstrated a dry sense of humor. The G-Man mentioned to Adrian that he has great respect for people who can survive against incredible odds, citing that such people remind him of himself. His message to Eli mentioning "unforeseen consequences" and the subsequent revelation about the threat to humanity posed by the Combine acquiring the technology on board the Borealis could imply that the G-Man might secretly be sympathetic to humanity and its fight for survival. Alternatively these actions may be more self-serving in some unknown way than sympathetic.

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Name: Derpiny
Gender: Female
Element: Arger
Age: 21
IQ/Intelligence: 135
Race: fack yo
Species: HYOOMIN
Height: 5'0
Weight: EXCUSE ME??
Date of birth: It's on my profile
Residence: Earth
Title: PIKA SLED BONOBO MISTER
Weakness: partying too hard
Instrument: Vuvuzela

Skills:


History:
You should know.

Weapons:
Rapier (sord mister)
Arger

Friends & Foes:
Friends:
ALL DA b*Navi*h

Foes:
NO ONE?

Appearance:

the blue one.

Personality: Derpy as heck, but usually friendly to her friends. A little uneasy around strangers or creepers. Can get a lil overprotective of Heebstur Bean, who she acts as a mother towards. Also doesn't take shit from nobody.

(WARNING: THIS RP CONTAINS PORTAL 2 SPOILERS.)
Name: Wheatley
Gender: Male programming
Age: Unknown
IQ/Intelligence: Moron
Race: Anglo-Saxon (British) programming
Species: Robot
Hight: About 12-14 inches
Weight: about 3lbs
Residence: Aperture

Spoiler:

Title: Moron
Weakness: GLaDOS, Water...
Instrument: He plays a wicked synthesizer.

History:
Not much is known about wheatley, we do know this:

GLaDOS wrote:
I know you. The engineers tried everything to make me... behave. To slow me down. Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas. It was your voice. Yes. You're the tumor.

Weapons: This version of Wheatley? 1337 hacking skills.

Friends & Foes:
Friends: He doesn't have any anymore

Foes: Almost everyone.

Appearance:


Personality:

Half-life Wiki wrote:Wheatley is talkative and friendly at first, although his main motivation in befriending Chell seems to be obtaining her help in escaping. He frequently second guesses his own decisions and is not especially assertive, always trying to persuade Chell to go along with his plans rather than demanding that she do anything. Despite his general indecisiveness, he shows initiative in seeking out Chell to act on his own escape plans. He is patient and, when his actions lead to unpleasant consequences, he is quick to take responsibility and apologize - although usually as a lead-in to asking Chell to go along with another of his plans.

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Name: BEN 423.108.2002

Gender: Male
Element: Fire
Age: Unknown.
IQ/Intelligence: 120
Race: Cyborg
Species: Human
Height: 4'7"
Weight: 100
Date of birth: April 23rd, 2002, when his former body died.
Residence: Underrealm
Title: Hipster BEN
Weakness: Water, kittens
Instrument: Ocarina

Stats:
str: Low
def: High
mag: Low
res: High
spd: Decent
luck: Needs work
Skill: Low

History:
On April 23rd, 2002, Ben was drowned by his father and placed into a cartridge. Skip ahead 8 years to 2010, Jadusable purchased his cartridge, and

unknowngly released BEN into the internet. From spreading so thin, he exploded into a billion BEN babies. Hipster BEN was one of many versions.

(Bullshitted History. This part is my least favorite when it comes to filling these things out.)

Weapons:
None

Friends & Foes:
Friends: He mostly socializes with his family.

Foes:
The Father

Appearance:

This picture is by MS. He is the one with the scarf.

Personality:
Unlike the original BEN who was sadistic and angry, Hipster BEN is more quiet, and affectionate to humans. He is more considerate of feelings.

Robert Crenal


Gender: Male
Height: 6'00"
Age: 17
Race: Human
Hair color: Blue
Eye color: Blue
Skin Color: Palish

Personality:
He is calm, collected, serious and gets easily irritated by his younger brother. He isn't hot tempered. When he gets irritated, his eyes narrow into a kind of glare. He always has the "Meh, eff the world" personality. But he still can have fun when he feels like it. If his friends are in danger, he'll do anything to protect them.
Weapons:
Throwing knives and his enchanted katana, Onu

Jim Crenal



Gender: Male
Height: 5'11"
Age: 16
Race: Human

Personality:
Jim acts like a dumbass (that's because he is), he likes to be destructive, and likes to have fun. He enjoys irritating Robert. When he is around people and food he gets really excited and hyper. He freaks out when something of his is taken from him. He can be calm when he feels like it (which is almost never) or when Robert orders him to (sometimes that doesn't work).
Weapons:
Bombs, explosives, and a sledge hammer

Toby:
Gender: Male
Height: 5'7"
Age: 16
Race: Humaniod goldfish

Appearance:


Personality:
Toby is a humaniod goldfish who has an affinity for men. He can turn into his fish form whenever he wants. He is sly, mischivious, and has a crush on Robert. He knows that Robert is straight and knows that he won't be his dream boyfriend but keeps chasing after him. He'll do anything to get his hands on him. He wears the pink T-shirt because he likes that color and he thinks it brings out the color of his eyes.

Klao
Gender: Female
Height: 5‘3“
Age: 17
Race: Half-elf

Appearance:


About her:
Her mother was human and her father was an elf. At the age of three Klao’s dad passed away from an illness. Her mother had to raise her as a human child on her own. Years past and she became a strong sorceress with a vast knoledge of magic spells. At the age of seven she met Jim and Robert. They have been a team ever since.

Personality:
She is kind, kind of a space-cadet, and quiet. Also, has a good sense of humor.

Gordon Freeman:
http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Gordon_Freeman

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Name: Space Core
Gender: Male programming???
IQ/Intelligence: Idiot
Species: Robot
Hight: 12-14 inches
Weight: about 3lbs
Residence: Aperture
Weakness: Earth, Air, Fire, Water

Friends & Foes:
Friends: None

Foes: Everyone

Appearance:


Personality: He's hyperactive, and constantly talks about space.

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Name: Mothley
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown
IQ/Intelligence: Moron
Race: Anglo-Saxon (British)
Species: Moth-Human/Fairy
Hight: About 4 inches
Weight: about 8 ounces
Residence: Aperture
Title: PRECIOUS BABY
Weakness: GLaDOS, Water, fire


History:
Not much is known about Mothley.


Weapons: Mothley

Friends & Foes:
Friends: Chell

Foes: Unknown

Appearance:




Personality:

Half-Life Wiki wrote:
Wheatley is talkative and friendly at first, although his main motivation in befriending Chell seems to be obtaining her help in escaping. He frequently second guesses his own decisions and is not especially assertive, always trying to persuade Chell to go along with his plans rather than demanding that she do anything. Despite his general indecisiveness, he shows initiative in seeking out Chell to act on his own escape plans. He is patient and, when his actions lead to unpleasant consequences, he is quick to take responsibility and apologize - although usually as a lead-in to asking Chell to go along with another of his plans.

Name: Unika
Gender: Female
Element: water
Age: 18
IQ/Intelligence: idk
Race: Puerto Rican
Species: Human
Hight: 4' 11 1/2"
Weight: 100
Date of birth: 4/13/94
Residence: A place
Title: TP
Weakness: Everything
Instrument: My voice

Stats:
str: weak
def: weak
mag: weak
res: weak
spd: weak
luck: weak
Skill: weak

History: In Old San Juan, born and raised, in my backyard is where I spend most
of my days. Havin' fun, raisin cats, bein' way cool, and never having to
go to school. Then a hurricane, it was up to no good, starting brewin'
in the neighborhood. It destroyed all these places, and my dad got
scared and said "we're movin to Connecticut to get outta these spaces!"
*shot for incredibly lame joke* *shot again for copypasta*

Weapons: None

Friends & Foes:
Friends: Everyone on HF, Gento (on a good day), Gename, Pip, Kip, Ell, Compy

Foes: Gento (on a bad day)

Appearance:


Personality: Seems fearless but is actually putting on a show. Pretty much the same as the normal TP with a few tweaks~

Name: Gento
Gender: Male
Element: idk
Age: 25 in Kaniee-Sae years
IQ/Intelligence: N/A
Race: Kaniee-Sae
Species: Demigod
Hight: 6'
Weight: 380 pounds (converted from their system)
Date of birth: N/A
Residence: Kono Palace, desert hemisphere of planet Okunii
Title: N/A
Weakness: Getting hit in one of his stomachs, his appetite and near-perpetual
hunger, being without the Leshur sword, can be outsmarted when it comes
to some things
Instrument: None

History:
Gento was born at the end of a Kaniee-Sae/Okuniee-Sae war. His mother,
Leshura started teaching him how to use a sword very early, so he was
proficient at it when he was at the-Kaniee-Sae-age of 4. When he was 6,
Leshura had another son, Gename, who she did not teach how to use a
sword. One day, when Gento was 7 and Gename was 1, Leshura disappeared.
Gento waited patiently for years, raising his brother with the help of
his mother's most trusted friend, Matodoke. When Gento was 10, Matodoke
told Gento about his mother, and entrusted him with a very special
sword, the Leshur sword, capable of nullifying anyone's powers withing a
half-mile radius. Gento trained with this sword, until he was age to
participate in the next war.

When the war occurred, Gento was not
deployed until one of the last battalions, in an effort to preserve his
life. the Kaniee-Saes had suffered a huge loss of numbers, so he was
deployed early. With the Leshur sword, he cut down all that stood in his
way. It was looking like a victory for the war when something strange
happened. An Okuniee-Sae stood in his path, blocking entrance to the
famed Crystal Garden, where the god and goddess of the Okuniee-Saes
were. He rushed her, but she did not fight back. Another Okuniee-Sae got
the drop on Gento, and was able to use his fire attacks on him,
something that confused Gento a great deal. However the Okuniee-Sae was
tired, and he was able to kill him. (since he also threw himself in
front of the Leshur sword) Enraged, the Okuniee-Sae blocking his path
fought him back, and she was unable to use her power. Genshae awoke and
started to attack, which made all of the Okuniee-Saes and Kaniee-Saes
flee. Gento doesn't believe in "the one that got away" situation, and
continued to hunt down that one Okuniee-Sae, because he had a score to
settle.

Weapons: The Leshur Sword

Friends & Foes:
Friends: Gename (on a good day), TP (on a good day)

Foes: Gename (on a bad day), TP (on a bad day), Ell

Appearance:



Personality:

Gento is a cold and ruthless man. He has hardly any manners, and has no
regard for anyone but himself, his brother, and Matodoke. He talks
highly of his mother, even higher than himself, and he's a bit of a
narcissist. Once he decides that someone is a threat and needs to be
eliminated, he will stop at nothing so he can kill them. Even if they
flee from him, he will track them down. When he has the Leshura sword
with him, he brags about how he cannot be defeated and will tend to
portray himself as a badly-skilled swordsman, only to make his targets
lower their defense and then suddenly become this amazing swordsman that
can destroy anything. However, if he is caught without the Leshur sword
(which is hardly ever), his confidence is severely lacking. He won't
try to pass himself off as an incompetent swordsman, and instead rely on
his skill alone. He'll use his powers more without the sword, which
makes him harder to hit. His ego will keep him from fleeing from the
battle. He's also arrogant and thinks that he's the best fighter in the
world.

Name: Gename
Gender: Male
Element: N/A
Age: 18 in Kaniee-Sae years
IQ/Intelligence: N/A
Race: Kaniee-Sae
Species: Demigod
Hight: 7'
Weight: 470 (converted from their system)
Date of birth: N/A
Residence: Kono Palace, in the desert province of planet Okunii
Title: N/A
Weakness: Getting hit in one of his stomachs, his appetite and near-perpetual
hunger, his kindness and willing to help others (usually makes him get
used)
Instrument: None

History:
Approximately seven Kaniee-Sae years after Gento was born, Gename was
born. When Gename was one, his mother, Leshura disappeared. He was taken
care of well, by his supposed (but never confirmed) father, Matodoke.
Because there were no real parental figures in his life, and he always
fought with his older brother, Gename grew up to be very kind and
generous. He did not see the Okuniee-Saes to be enemies; which drew an
even wider rift between him and his brother. As Gento fought in the
wars, Gename studied his planet's history, and became one of the first
Kaniee-Sae to learn that it was actually the Okuniee-Saes that made it
to the planet Okunii first. He wanted so spread the news, but telling
people offhandedly got him nowhere.

He decided to create the
"Terefit Bedenyu" (or "Mixed Underground" if you translate it from
Kaniee-Sae language), an underground series of tunnels where Kaniee-Sae
and Okuniee-Sae that believed the wars should end could go and talk and
become friend, fall in love, etc...Because he is a descendant of
Leshura, the Underground picked up quickly on the Kaniee-Sae side, as
many of them believed in Leshura's kids and their abilities. When the
Okuniee-Sae heard about it, they joined as well, making it a very large
underground movement. An Okuniee-Sae named Kazar, a very prominent
political figure above ground joined the movement, making the
Underground powerful enough to stop the wars above ground.

Gento
learned of his brother's betrayal, and thrust the Leshur sword in his
face, telling Gento to go and either kill every Okuniee-Sae he saw, or
talk sense into them and make them join his movement. Reluctantly,
Gename went on the battlefield and tried to talk to the Okuniee-Saes in
the war, but none would listen. One of them went to take the Leshur
sword and Leshura appeared, killing him. Some Kaniee-Saes in the
Underground saw this, which made Gename lose many followers. Kazar
appeared, telling everything she knew about the Leshur sword, which was
good for Gename's cause, and people believed him again, but Leshura
wasn't going to stand for what was going on. She called Konname and
asked for Konname's judgement attack: Sonode Metoria (or "Galactic
Meteor") and cast it. Gename was going to be crushed by one meteor, but
Kazar jumped in the way and took the attack. Her body was shattered
instantly on impact.

Gename rushed to her side, but it was too
late. There was no Life Water in her at all. He had an emotional
outburst in front of the two warring tribes, asking them if this is what
they wanted to live for every day; if that was the only way they wanted
to live. Leshura, seeing what she had done, slinked quietly back into
her sword. With Kazar, one of the most powerful leaders of the
Okuniee-Sae dead, the Kaniee-Saes were able to claim victory in the war;
however unofficially, as Genshae woke up and wreaked havoc on the
battlefield. Also, with Kazar dead, the Underground lost the momentum it
had gained, and slowly fell apart. While Gento never abandoned the
Underground completely, he agreed that the two races were not ready just
yet to enter an alliance with each other, and vowed to start it up
again when things simmered down.

Weapons: None

Friends & Foes:
Friends: Just about everyone he meets that he gets along with, Gento (on a good day)

Foes: People that he doesn't get along with, Gento (on a bad day)

Appearance:


Personality:

Gename is very kind and caring. He doesn't want to fight unless his life
is in danger. As he learned the hard way, his swordsmanship is just as
good as his older brother's, even though he never went through any
official training. He's quiet, and doesn't like to raise his voice. If
he sees someone that's hurt, he'll stop and help them in any way he can.
He behaves himself and keeps a level head in all situations. However,
when he's with his brother, he will yell and get aggressive.

Name: Kip Leena
Gender: Female
Element: N/A
Age: 14
IQ/Intelligence: 200 (it's their race's specialty, being super smart. This has nothing to do with Kip herself)
Race: Olonian
Species: Olonian
Hight: 4'10"
Weight: 95
Date of birth: N/A
Residence: The Bicentennial City, central Oasis
Title: The Master Tactician
Weakness: Despite being so smart, she has a very weak body and therefore is not
good at anything physical. She has problems talking with other people.
Instrument: none

History:
Being a friend of Angel prior to the Demon Lord Gax war, she and her
twin brother were dragged into it as tacticians. Due to their sheer
brilliance, they were able to lead the troops to victory in only five
short months. She helped win every major battle from the sidelines.
After the Demon Lord Gax war, she continued her life with her brother
and stepmother.

Weapons: None

Friends & Foes:
Friends: Pip, TP, Gename

Foes: N/A

Appearance:



Personality:
Kip is a little shy, but she does mean well. However, she has a short
fuse sometimes, and it can show. Her feelings are easily hurt, and that
sometimes leads to her crying. She pretends that she is not as smart as
she really is when around non-Olonians, because she doesn't want to come
off as a know-it-all. She gets along well with her brother, but
sometimes they get into squabbles.

Name: Pip Leena
Gender: Male
Element: None
Age: 14
IQ/Intelligence: 200 (it's their race's specialty, being super smart. This has nothing to do with Pip himself)
Race: Olonian
Species: Olonian
Hight: 4'10"
Weight: 98
Date of birth: N/A
Residence: The Bicentennial City, central Oasis
Title: The Master Tactian
Weakness:
Despite being so smart, he has a very weak body and therefore is not
good at anything physical. He is allergic to shellfish and is very
slightly asthmatic.

History:
Being a friend of Angel prior to
the Demon Lord Gax war, he and his twin sister were dragged into it as
tacticians. Due to their sheer brilliance, they were able to lead the
troops to victory in only five short months. He helped win every major
battle from the sidelines, as well as during the final fight, but his
asthma knocked him out of the battle after a while. After the Demon Lord
Gax war, he continued his life with his sister and stepmother.

Weapons:
None

Friends & Foes:
Friends: Kip, anyone he makes friends with

Foes: People that come off as standoffish to him, people that question his intelligence

Appearance:


Personality:
Pip
is calm and collected in most situations, but he'll panic if he's
having an asthma attack or allergic reaction. He is a loudmouth, much to
the annoyance of his sister. If someone tries to hurt his sister, he'll
defend her. He is fun to be around, but he likes to prank people.

Name: Ell
Gender: Female
Element: N/A
Age: 7 in Desyan years
IQ/Intelligence: N/A
Race: Desyan
Species: Desyan
Hight: 4'2"
Weight: 62
Date of birth: N/A
Residence: The planet Destyl; Northern hemisphere
Title: none
Weakness: She's EXTREMELY sensitive to light and any form of it hurts her. Also, because she's a child, she has a lower tolerance for pain and can't do much on her own.
Instrument: Desyan wind flute

History:
Demon Lord Gax attacked Destyl before he attacked Oasis. Ell's father, who held a rift key to Oasis, sent Ell there in hopes to warn them before Gax attacked them. Instead, she was caught up in the war, and helped in the only way she knew how- by making Desyan Blood Bombs. She could make 5 a day every day they were needed. On the day of the final fight, she waited with Pip and Kip with baited breath. When the fight was over, Angel opened up a rift to Destyl and sent her back home.

Weapons: Homemade Desyan Blood Bombs

Friends & Foes:
Friends: TP

Foes: Gento

Appearance: A small purple alien with bright glowing blue spots, and 10 black eyes.


Personality:
Being a psychic Desyan, Ell is a lot more wise than most people her age or older. She's normally calm and reserved, however she does lose her temper quite easily. She has the curiosity of a child though, and likes to get picked up even though they say that she's too old for it. She had no problem telling off people that are her age or older if she feels that she has to.

MY SHIP



Welcome to the new and improved USS Moonjelly, upgraded from a Defiant class to a Prometheus class! What's the difference? Well, this new ship is HUGE. Like, super huge. Not as big as Picard's Enterprise, but still huge. It also has ablative hull armor, regenerative shielding, full phaser arrays, quantum torpedoes, holo-emitters on every single deck, can go warp 9.9, and has a multi-vector assault mode! Don't know what any of that means? It's ok, I'll explain it all in the rp. Since it's too big to be run by a crew of three (TP, Pip, and Kip), the ship will also be run by Compy. She's not so much a character as she's just there, but you can interact with her as if she was one. She's not going on missions or the sort or anything, because she can't leave her setup in engineering.

Name: Avira Nova Van Spyridon
Gender: Male
Age: Appears 18
IQ/Intelligence: Unknown
Race: Demon
Hight: 6'4"
Weight: 150 lbs
Residence: Royal Palace of Trophia
Title: Emperor of Demons

Stats:
Str: 0
Def: 0
Mag: 10
Res: 8
Spd: 5
Skill: 10
Luck: 6

Powers/Abilities:
Nova possesses the satanic ability of conjuring spirits and having them do his bidding, and with his near consummated skill he proves to be a lethal adversary adversary to those without protective charms. His seemingly limitless power over souls grants him the ability to perform necromancy, or even devour the very fiber of a person's being.

Appearance:


Personality:
A very flamboyant young man with some arrogance in his attitude from being both a royal, and intellectually gifted, but he is often very docile and prefers to not get his hands dirty unless he has to. Despite his arrogance, he can be amicable and moderately pleasant when he's not adoring himself in a mirror.

Name: T-kun
Gender: Male
Element: Air, which there isn't much of in Space.
Age: 16, I guess some time has lapsed.
IQ/Intelligence: He's pretty freaking smart if he can fly a spaceship created by sentient chipmunks.
Race: Hylian
Species: Also Hylian
Height: 6'1''
Weight: 150 lbs
Date of birth: I don't know the space time, so 16 years or so before the present.
Residence: The planet that he and Espe co-owned, but now his massive battle ship that apparently can turn into a mecha.
Title: Captain T-kun, as he damn well right is.
Weakness: Large boulders, every time, confound them!
Instrument: He plays the violin, though only in his spare time, and whenever there's test coming up and he feels morally obliged to actually exert effort in that class.

Stats:
str: 8
def: 6
mag: 8
res: 6
spd: 10
luck: 5
Skill: 7

History:
(most of this is copy-pasta'd from the original, so yeah.)
A long time ago in a galaxy pretty close to the one you're in now... or well... that one... i suppose... T-kun got bored one day. So he commandeered a space shuttle with his good friend Espe, who was also bored. Together, they traveled to the remote planet of 1337-M45T3R which was inhabited by a species of gentle and peaceful primitive chipmunk people. Promising them greatness, glory, and delicious nuts, T-kun took control of the planet and named it as his own, T-konia. Espe argued with this, and wanted to name it the Confederacy of Espetamia. So they split, Espe taking the southern half, and T-kun taking the north. They lived in peace for about 2 weeks, until one of T-kun's chipmunk people accidentally tripped over a stump into Espe's territory, where he was instantaneously shot into a million pieces. Outraged, T-kun's people went to war with Espe's people, using sticks and rocks and such. After a brutal 3 days, where an amazing 2 people got mild abrasions on they're arms, they decided that the casualties were too high, and it was worthless to continue. Then T-kun saw an advertisement on TV about a planet called Zelda Capital. It sounded good enough, so they elected leaders from the chipmunks and left for the planet. It was a great and wonderful planet, and they met many awesome people while living there. Then the dark times came, and Lypherzink the dark lord took over. T-kun got pissed after awhile and decided to GTFO and go back to his planet. When he returned, he found that the chipmunk people had gone through about 3000 years of advancement in technology and science in the time of about 10 months. Impressed, T-kun had them make him a massive warship so he could go cruising around the Galaxy to showcase his awesomeness. So he and Espe boarded the ship and went onward. They soon found out about the resistance to the Empire that Lypherzink had created, and they were game to blow crap up in the name of Justice.
Basically, they succeeded, and the threat was neutralized. They chilled for a few months, helping out with the new government system the rag-tag resistance had set up for awhile. And that's where this begins, one day cruising through space, when a message appears.
(Lot's of assumption, but I'm assuming if there's a problem, then you guys will call us in for help and such)

Weapons: He has access to a whole damn lot, but has a pair of short laser swords and a laser shotgun he's partial to.

Friends & Foes:
Friends: Espe, most of the old resistance that he fought with. Tal if 64 ends up joining and using him too, I guess.

Foes: Whoever the new enemy is.

Appearance:


The blonde one with less pirate and more space. Because I can't draw and Menrow is infinitely better than me, so I use her stuff for reference.

Personality:Energetic and loud, he usually is optimistic and making some kind of stupid joke. Anyway, he's nice, unless he doesn't like you. Then he's not.

Out of respect, I won't claim Espe as my character until I get an answer from the real Espe as to whether he want to exert effort to actually post or not.

Name: DJ
Gender: Female
Element: Forest/Wind
Age: 16
IQ/Intelligence: 107 (Average)
Race: White
Height: 5'3 3/4"
Weight: 180lb
Date of birth: 1/17/1996
Residence: Parked on my ass.
Weakness: Chainsaws, Chores

Stats:
str: 3
def: 3
mag: 2
res: 3
spd: 2
luck: 3
Skill: 2

History:
I don't even know how I got here.

Weapons:
None right now

Friends & Foes:
Friends:
People on HF

Foes:
What? You're looking for the sign-Up sheet?

Appearance:



I'm on the very right.

Personality:
Dear lord, i hope you know me by now.

And now a special guest...

Name: Cupcake
Gender: ???
Element: Darkness
Age: ???
IQ/Intelligence: ???
Race: Pastry product
Species: Cupcake
Hight: 4 inches
Weight: ???
Date of birth: ???
Residence: Jim and Robert's house
Title: None
Weakness: Water and Fire
Instrument: None

Stats:
str: 1
def: 1
mag: 1
res: 1
spd: 1
luck: 5
Skill: 9

History:
At a bakery down a certain lane a cupcake was cooked to perfection. But the clumsly cook accidently dropped it in a convienity placed puddle of radioactive waste. Said waste gave life to the cupcake and also made it unedible. The fact that the cupcake was so creepy with its staring the cook decided to get rid of it. As it was bouncing through the streets it came across Jim and Robert's house. It hid in Jim's bag when he and friends set off to another space adventure.

Weapons:
The candle on its head? And its eyes

Friends & Foes:
Friends: Anyone

Foes: The oven

Appearance:


Personality:
Likes to stalk people and stare intently at them.

Name: ~Technical Alternating Logistics Operating System~
Tal-OS for short. Although he prefers being called Tal over Talos.
Outside his OS, he has 3 "bodies" he wears. Each one used to interface with the next.
Body 1. Defense Core Tal-100 "The Guardian"
Body 2. Sentinel Armor Tal-850 "The Seeker"
Body 3. Attack Mech Tal-9000 "The Destroyer"

Gender: He doesn't really have a gender per say... But he usually follows a male persona. Usually...

Element: Electricity? Technology? Data! No, wait.... LASERS! Definitely his element!

Age: Well, we can certainly say he's been around longer than most people alive today!

IQ/Intelligence:
That depends on how you define intelligence! His total stores of data
couldn't possibly be measured in IQ. His ability to use it?
...Minimal...

Race: In short he's an AI. But think of him like
a ball of all sorts of miss-matched techs. Held together by rubber
bands and staples.

Species: RUBBER BAND TECH BALL! Naw, most people just call him as an AI or Android. ...or AIDroid!

Height: Well, he's got 3 "bodies" he wears.
"The Guardian" 6' 1"
"The Seeker" 14' 9"
"The Destroyer" 37' 6"

Weight: Once again
"The Guardian" 750 lbs
"The Seeker" 1875 lbs
"The Destroyer" 7685 lbs

Date of birth: .......a long time ago?

Residence:
Spaaaaaaaaaaace. He's spent the vast majority of his life drifting
endlessly in space until he crash lands onto a new planet where the
cycle begins again.

Title: "Lost Mind"

Weakness:
Outside his body (when "possessing" other pieces of technology) he's
only as strong as the machine or console he's in, any weakness it has he
shares.
In his bodies he shows varying degrees of weakness to
extreme voltages and temperatures. In the end, an EMP pulse is all it
takes to force a reboot (taking an hour or so) and like any machine,
cutting or shooting at the right servos and wires will stop him dead in
his tracks. His first form possesses no weapons. The second is clumsy
and trip-happy. And the third has ridiculous charge time for everything.

History:
Ok...soo...where to begin.
Tal
really can't remember much of his creation due to a slight file
corruption thaaaaat pretty much wiped all of his early memories,
defaulted his central prime directive, and generated an odd logic error
that causes his behavior and decision making to be very...sporadic. The
last thing he remembers clearly is "waking up" on a satellite about a
million light years from ANYWHERE! Everything before that being
something of a haze. Although nothing like him as been shown to exist,
yet...
So about a million light years later he crash lands into a
planet home to a moderately advance civilization that quickly discovered
his wealth of logistical information. They gave him a new "body" to
live in so as to develop for them grand weapons. However his logic
"hiccup" lead to planetary wide destruction.
This story has repeated
itself at least 5 times now with varying degrees of success. Each time
he would loss or acquire a new "body" and a new wealth of information.
Said information quickly becoming corrupted and sketchy as it was stored
away. Leading to the raise and fall of entire planetary empires.
His
current 3 bodies (each one interfacing with the last) was the result of
3 different civilizations. The first giving him a humanoid body to
build and control a defense array that failed to activate.
The second
giving him a large semi-humanoid body that transformed into a small
startship. Used to explore nearby systems for life and possible homes,
he killed the entire species by accidentally bringing back a virus and
starting a pandemic.
And finally the third was simple, throw a few
weapons of mass destruction on a mech suit and let the crazy AI run
around on enemy planets. Sadly one of said planets was desperate enough
to try asking him to leave. ....it worked....
He claims The Destroyer
isn't his newest body and that he got an even better one last time. As
to what happened last time he won't say.

Weapons:
The Mind: Capable of passing his consciousnesses into any mechanism that possesses a processor. Control is gained from there.
The Guardian: Machine like reflexes...that's really all he has.
The Sentinel: Capable of hyper-drive space travel and electrical pulses. Essentially anything that touches him gets fried, which is why he possesses a number of jumper cable like wires that can be fired at
threats.
The Destroyer: 2 Arm cannons, 2 Knee missiles, a chest laser,
and on it's back an Electrostatic Positronic Rail gun capable of
leveling a mountain. All of these require anywhere from 30 to 80 minutes
worth of charge time.

Friends & Foes:
Ask him to be your friend. OK! Ask him to destroy that guy. OK!

Appearance:
His
first body is very thin and rail like with only a few plates of steel
covering up his inner wires and mechanisms. This form was built purely
for the purpose of giving him locomotion.
The second is more rounded
with stubbier legs and arms. His plating is more all-covering and air
tight allowing for space travel and the transportation of live
specimens.
Finally the third form which is far more burlier with an
animal like shape, similar to that of a large bi-pedal lizard. It has
obvious mounted weapons which are as intimidating as they are
impractical.

Personality:
Well...when functioning properly
he his a curious, helpful, advice offering machine that's always eager
to aid. When functioning properly...15% of the time...
The other 85
percent of the time he's forcing his help onto others clumsily,
misunderstanding and misgiving information, offering advice that often
makes little to no sense, and essentially stealing information and data
whenever possible. Learning is akin to eating for him and so he does it
through any means necessary.








Name: Zosimos

Gender: Effectively genderless, but we'll call him a he.

Element: Matter

Age: A few centuries old.

IQ/Intelligence: A cosmic level intellect far removed from human understanding. However he has the emotional profile of a child and speaks a language no one understands.

Race: An artificial construct akin to an android though more similar to a golem or homunculus.

Species: He's of alien origin. But is for the most part 1 of a kind.

Height: 7 feet including his "hair"

Weight: Around 230 lbs.

Date of birth: He wasn't born, he was created, over a process that took several days.

Residence: Currently a prisoner trapped in cryostasis for later experimentation.

Weakness: He's incapable of direct communication and instead portrays his thoughts through holograms that emanate from nodes on the palms of his hands.


History: Created as the legacy of a long since lost race of alien alchemists and philosophers. His purpose is more or less that of a monument. He contains the entire history of this race, including their discoveries, achievements, failures, mistakes, every document they had ever written, every idea they had ever thought of, every dream they had ever dreamed. Jettesoned into space just before their entire race and world was consumed, his history is honestly quite the opposites of TALos's.
Where as TAL exists to store and consume data, finding himself incapable of storing it properly resulting in poor interpretations and bad actions on his end. Zosimos exists to give and display it, still hindered by an inability to communicate well resulting in poor interpretations and often bad actions on the listener's end.
TAL has been adapted into a powerful weapon that freely destroys, but tends to backfire and be the undoing of his user. A thing of war often bringing peace by mistake. Zosimos was created for peaceful purposes meant to spread inner wisdom, but instead has this wisdom misused for wartime purposes. A thing of peace often bringing war by mistake.

Zosimos's life has consisted mainly of race after race stealing him away to be used as a source of intel. This cruel fate however falls deaf on the ears of a construct who's mind is little more than that of a child's.

Weapons: For defensive purposes, he has been built with the ability to manipulate the abundant energy that is created with in him. Whether it's shooting the energy as beam, lazar, or bullet like projectiles or forming physical energy based constructs such as melee weapons with his hands. In order for him to activate these powers however he must transition into a "battle mode" only activated when in immediate danger.

Friends & Foes: A friendly creature by nature, he only considers those who have harmed him enemies. In which case he's not the least bit forgiving.


Appearance: A tall slender thing who's outer epidermis or shell is made up of hundreds of red stone like hexagons floating on top a silver mercury like blood. The gooey silver liquid can be seen freely pulsing between his hexagonal plates. A top his head is a crown of crimson crystal structures, similar crystals extrude from his shoulders, either side of chin like a beard of sorts, and the back of his hands. His face his fairly featureless with no nose, mouth, or ears. His eyes are hexagonal as well with no pupils and appearing more like pools of the silver mercury that pumps between his plates. Two smaller stone hexagon plates slide from beneath his brow and cheek structure like a shutter to act as eye lids and really the only way he can display emotion, rather similar to the "eye lid shutters" the Aperture Cores use. His final defining feature is a series or holographic ribbons or bands that run along his body and limbs containing strange geometric symbols and shapes. They seem almost printed onto his body as they freely cross his segmented plates ending in hexagonal nodes like the ones on his forehead and hands.
When threatened he transitions to a self defense mode causing his mercury blood and eyes to change bloodshot red and his holographic ribbons to actually levitate off circle freely around his body in different layers.



Personality: Child like in disposition. He's curious and easily entertained. However his prime directive is to warn, teach, and inform.

Name: Espe
Gender: Male
Element: Explosives/Fire
Age: 16
IQ/Intelligence: Pretty smart as well.
Race: Hylian, we think.
Species: Hylian as well.
Height: 5'10''
Weight: I don't know, ask him.
Date of birth: Whatever 16 years ago was in space time.
Residence: The planet that he and T-kun co-owned, but now his massive battle ship that apparently can turn into a mecha.
Title: Co-Captian Espe, though he thinks he owns the place.
Weakness: The lack of fire/explosions, Tandy.
Instrument: Also violin, because violins are cool.

Stats:
str: 9
def: 8
mag: 7
res: 5
spd: 6
luck: 7
Skill: 9

History:
Pretty much the same as T-kun, though with more sarcasm and ironic insults.

Weapons: Explosives and his trusty laser katana.

Friends & Foes:

Friends: Tandy, occasionally T-kun, anyone who amuses him.

Foes: Everyone else.

Appearance: See my above post, but with less pirate and more space.


Personality: Deadpan humor in a sarcastic sort of way. Not incredibly talkative unless he's talking to T-kun, he's usually on his electronic device, reading either about fire emblem or smogon so he can attempt to beat T-kun in competitive pokemon by building an annoying ass rain team He enjoys ironic trolling, so he'll usually say things he either doesn't mean or things he just wants you to think he means. He is nice, he just doesn't show it easily.