Hyrule Fantasy

I found it no problem, The monsters only just shrived up when they tried to attack. "Meh, I wanted a little more challenge." I said bored, still walking like normal.

I took out my keys. "Looks like these are useless right now. DIYAAAAAAAAAA!!" I let out a metal scream as my Hylian shield keychain became my new bludgeoning tool on a chain. The shield's corner struck the monster's head, and it exploded. I scooped MS back up. "Be smart! You're hurt, so rest that hand... or paw!!" I kept kicking monsters as they kept coming.

I frowned and didn't argue. Just felt my stomach turn watching everyone fight and me just..well being here in the way. "I'm always useless and in the way. Figures."

"HEY! I HEARD THAT MENROW!" I shouted. "Besides, I the least helpful! I can't attack!" I said with a annoyed air.

I felt a little bad for yelling, but blowing things up made me a girl in a candy shop. Okay so in TP, Midna was able to make things from twilight, so shouldn't I? I ducked behind Silver for cover and thought about the first weapon that came to mind. Which just happened to be a semi sutomatic machine gun. Sweet.
I jumped from behind Silver and took out all my anger on the remaining monsters. Damn, THIS IS AWESOME!!!

I saw what MW did, and tried it out, but I only got a shotgun that came to mind. "Oh well, if it could blow people's heads off, it can work." I said as a creature tried to jump at my face, and I blew it to hell with a shotgun blast, same to the rest that did.

"Awww.... Why can't I do that? You know what! You guys can have your fancy materializing weapons! I'm going for the Master Sword!"
I immediatly began bounding through the sewer halls, head bashing anything that got in my way into the water.

"I've speed ran this game so many times! This is tooo easy!" I laughed as I rounded a corner, bashing my head into a wall for the second time! I managed to land on my ass, which was pretty much the same as sitting. I looked up at the wall infront of me, and that's when I realized, the map may be similiar, but this is different. This is the REAL Hyrule, not the condenced game I was use to.

Okay, last 5 guys, and theyjust happened to be shadow beast. I began to shoot-wait am I out of bullets? Oh the hell does that make sense! I stumbled back a bit, as the really big Shadow Beast ran towards me. Wait can't I just make a new one? The Shadow Beast took a slash at my face. I raised my arm in defense and got a nice cut at my palm and thrown right into a wall, at the other sides of the sewers.
Owwwwwwww.....
I layed on the ground, trying not to faint. I began thinking about a gun, but ended up just wishing for another fight. If I had another try then...
The black squares gathered around my cut and I fekt more blood spill. I looked up to see what was happening. I was looking at a mirror, wait no me. Another me. DID I JUST CLONE MYSELF?!?!?!
I sat up and looked at the new me. Everything about me was copied, even my new cut! With a little bit of thought, I relized that this was just like my gun. I created something out of the squares (with a little of my blood) so technically I could just get rid of my clone when ever I want.
I looked at the new me. The new me cocked her head. "I'll go kick their ass." she said and ran off. I smiled. They grow up so fast!
I layed against the wall and fell asleep.

I blinked and Climbed down from Deku's arms. "That spirit said my element is water..I'm afraid of drowning though." I complained and walked over to the edge. I fixed my glasses and closed my eyes. "Guys.." I started running..or limping around corners. It was weird, I could like smell the water and the source of it. It was like fresh air frebreeze or something. I eventually came across a wall where the water stopped." I think this is the way out. And pushed an already open door, looking way up to see stairs.

The other me began to shake me. "Hey get up!" I nudged. I sided and thought about a hat and put it low on my head.The other me picked me up and carried my piggy back position. Man this is too confusing!
"I'm coming Menrow!" I ran over to the exit, happy to leave the Shadow Beast behind.
"Who's that?"
"Ummmm some one I know." I replied. I'll explain it later.

I looked at my bloody keys, then at MW. "Hey! MW! How do you DO that?!" I had no idea how she controlled darkness. I mean, I knew her element was darkness. Mine was metal, and it was beyond me on how to control metal. And a metal weapon would be necessary from here on out. KEYS weren't going to murder everything.

Still, I wanted to get out of here. So I called down through the area, in hopes of calling 64 back form the sewer. "HEY!! 64!! WE FOUND AN EXIT, LET'S SAY WE BLOW THE s*Navi*t OUT OF HERE!!"

I shook my head, and noticed my ear perk up at the sound of Deku's voice.
OH sweet! They found the way out! I followed the echoes, still with the biggest grin imaginable.

"Well finally!" I said. "Took long enough didn't it!"
I hopped down on to the murky floor, and walked up the stairs to where Menrow was standing.

The other me shurgged. "I just thought about it." I said. "And that's not even haft of it". Then the real me woke up "Finally" The other me muttered and shattered into itty bitty little squares. Thank goodness, that was starting to get confusing! I stood up and shrugged at the staring Deku. "I cloned myself."
Once everyone had left the monster infested room, I thought about an explosion I saw on Mythbusters.......
It was impressive.

I sat down on the rooftop. "If I remember the game right..Zelda is in that tower. Which means lots of running and jumping and hopefully no falling."

I stared at it. "Or we can just make a bridge."

"Why? We just gotta walk about the rooftop over to it. It's not as far as the game makes it look." I walked in a circle a bit and sighed. "Nevermind. If you think you can make one. Do whatever is easiest"

I sighed. I have a feeling that we are not gonna get along. "No lets just to it the classic way."

I suddenly appeared on a rooftop and had strange PP carved on my palm of my right hand. My hands were starting to burn up and I noticed fire was appearing.
"What the eff?" I said to myself.
I looked around and noticed I wasn't alone.
"Okay what is going on here?!" I yelled to the people that were near me.

I recognized the person that sat there. Of all People, I'm glad to see her. "Brittany!" I ran over and sat up on her leg. "It's my Jill. Why are you here?" I noticed the fire. "Well that figures. Where's your candle when you need it huh?"

"Omg!" I screamed in excitement and picked her up "Jilly bean, I'm so glad you are here! I honestly havn't the slightest clue why I'm here or how how I got here but how did you become a hyena?"

"This self insert has a sick sense of humor. Ok so the wolf is 64, the egal is T-Kun. That girl is MW and the boy with the jacket is Silver and the one with the long hair is Deku. Guys. This is Pink Panda."

"Ohh" I said still confused. "Well, hello everyone!"

"Hello Sqeeks!" I said with a little humor, remembering her chatbox name I call her a few times.

I waved to Brit, but didn't show my teeth, because my lack of brushing them sometimes, and grinding them, so they were an eyesore. Nonetheless, I looked up at the tower. "Would this be a god time to learn how to use my element?" I focused, and forged an amature double blade from the metal particles in the ground. It looked pretty strange, and not as strong as it could, the double helix blades on each end being the only exception. It would have to do. I took my belt, and put it on the ground, and used more metal to make a metal sheath for my new double blade, then slipped it onto my shoulder. As I stepped forward, I caught my pants from falling. My eyes were wide, and my face was a vivid reddish pink.