Hyrule Fantasy

I tensed up. "He's worst then me with Zelos fanservice." I pointed out and looked at Silver and MW, "He might hurt himself?" I asked sorta more question like then a statement. Sure, the Triforce was awsome in all, but if this was a Zelda world, I want to see the Master Sword instead. The beautiful Sacred Grove. Then, I'll freak out. "Meybe we should go over." I said and started up after 64, pushing my glasses up.

I came right behind 64, and noticed the tri-force like everyone else did.

"Wait a minute!" I said when I pulled out a little drawing I drew and colored of the tri-force, and I knew it was the real deal.

I ran over to 64, not quite sure if I should be excited by this. Yeah this was one of the best scenes in Twilight Princess, but the scene betrayed something bad happening. And besides, everyboday knows that trifoce= bad stuff.
I tried to calm 64 down, but he ended up just knocking me over. And I landed at the bottom of the triforce hill. Maybe I acidently hit the sacred gold, or maybe Shiggy just hates me, but either way the triforce shattered.
I watched in horror at the site. It look awesome though, well awesome untill one of the one of the shards dugged it's way into the cut in my cheek.

"God damn it! Fuck!." I started bawling and held my wrist. Sure, it hurt enough being cripple as it was, but a peice of who knows hell what driving through the cut didn't help either. It bit down on my left arm to stop sobbing and let the tear keep falling.

I hated how needles how to go into your arm, but this went in though my shoulder of all things! "AAAUUUGGGHHHH!!!" I shouted in pain as I noticed I was blacking out.

"OWWW!!! THE FRIKKIN TRIFORCE JUST EXPLODED AND STABBED ME IN THE FACE!" I yelled. I had woken up a second ago, with T-kun carved into my arm. I was like, "This is the weirdest dream I've ever had.... Whatever, onward with destiny and shtuff!" So then I went into a chamber and then BAM. And now here I was. With bits of all powerful awesome stuck in my freaking forehead. Yay.

"WTF!? You broke it!" I flipped out as memories of all the times I had to find the shards ran through my mind. Granted, even as I tried to be angery, my voice was still rather lulful. Ganon could come down right now and pwn me in the face and I would still be smiling! Just because it was Ganon!

I turned around when I heard a familiar voice yell rather retardedly behind me, just as I did, my left hand got pegged with a needle. Yet again I yelled, "AAAAAAOOOWWWWWwwwwohohoohohohoohohohoooooo!" I looked at my still marked up hand, noticing the 64 on it for the first time. I clinched it in pain, and....it glowed......."Why does awesome always hurt!"

I was knocked out cold, looking like I was asleep, but I was KO'd in one hit from it.

I pulled of my glasses, wiping my face. I cry in saver pain. I hate it ok. Don't judge me. "Guys. Silver fainted." I held my glasses in my mouth and I walked over and kicked him gently with my foot, then knelt down. Slightly embarrassed they had to see me cry like an idiot like that and shook Silver and put my hand gently on his chest, tensing up slightly. He was still breathing, but it was the fact I was touching a chest that lacked boobs. I haven't done that before. Sure, I hugged a few guys before, family, one gay guy, but this was different.

"You got marked up too then?" I asked the yelling guy. "Of course, this is all a figment of my demented imagination. Pretty cool though right? It's bizzare, my usernames all writen on my arm.... what was I drinking last night?"

I was getting a little testy on account of the pain, "I don't know, you tell me! Cause obviously I've been drinking it too!"

I pressed on my hand again as hard as I could. Strangly, the pain didn't get worse as I did so, it only relaxed away. I moved my hand and fingers around a bit seeing if there was any angle in which it still hurt. I stopped and looked at everyone, most of them still hurting, so yet again I tried to lighten the mood.

I threw my hands into the air together and sang, "DA NA NA NAAAA!!!!! You got a Piece of the Triforce! Collect all 8 to complete it's power!"

(Okay, i wanna be somewhat... minor. Because of this grounding.)

I was in the middle of listening to Metallica, Megadeth, and the rest of the bands... when I shouldn't have... at 12am. It was a late Thursday night, and an unheated one, i shivered under my sheets in the same clothing I wore to school, Zelda wristband, the golden and black watch. the necklace with a base on it, the Metallica-skull shirt, the ripped up black jeans, and the Metallica "Ride the Lightning" sweatshirt for extra warmth.

A horrifying coughing spell rang through the home. I began turning a rosy pink as i gasped for air. I rocketed right up, gasping as the coughing slowly came to a stop. How could I sleep every night like this? Well, somehow, I do it.

After screwing my eyes shut and trying to block out the screaming from my stepmom and the cats meowing. Darkness. Then light. And then it felt as if someone had swiped my bed, and my blankets and blood-stained pillows from rght under me. then, a hard landing in a dungeon room.

"God damnit." I got up. "DAD!!! I THINK I'M HIGH AGAIN!" My cracked, moaning, low voice echoed through the dungeon. "Damnit, where's a light?"

I began clenching my heart and puffing insanely. Almost like something was pressing against my heart. Then the area turned cold, and the pain faded. What the hell?

Blood trickled off my arm and onto the floor. Curious, i rolled up my sleeve to see the sources.

All over my arm was a name. A familiar one. "DEKU." My arm was stained blood red as I fell knees first to the ground and screamed profanities in pain. I tried to use the edges of my hair to stop some of the bleeding, then ripped a part of the sleeve of my sweatshirt off to and wrapped my arm up tight to stop the blood.

After freaking out and drying the blood off my hands, I looked at myself. And all I could say was "What the hell?"

I rolled on the ground, pressing my hand against my cheek. "CRAP!!!!!" I was screaming and cry a little. It went on for what seemed like forever. At one point at time, I had to yell at 64 for blaming me for this. Then everything stopped. The pain was over, and Silver had fainted.
I sat up feeling very stupid for crying. "DA NA NA NAAAA!!!!! You got a Piece of the Triforce! Collect all 8 to complete it's power!" 64 yelled. I burried my face in my hands.
"This really isn't time for this...OMG! TK!" I stood up on my feet, and ran over to him. Brii probaly would have glomped him, but I punched him hard. In the face.
"HEROES! YOU ARE NOT SAVAGES!" Everyone paused, and looked at...A LIGHT SPIRIT?!?!?!? It was the one from Lake Hylia.
"I AM THE LIGHT SPIRIT LANAYRU AND-"
"Cut the intro, What the heck is up with this dream?" I yelled. I would have cussed my head off at them, but my friends trained me out of it, so heck was good enough.
The light spirit looked at all of us. It seemed like his gaze was piercing through us. I think he sighed, but what he said was the greatest (and wrost) possible thing ever. "THIS IS NOT A DREAM."

My mind went blank. Not a dream? This was happening? And I thought wishing on stars was useless. "Something. Unordinary is happening in MY life?! Me of all people." I watch MW punch Tkun in the face. That was amazing for almost a foot height difference. Then agian, I new she was an assasin on HF but didn't know she had such violent urges. And 64 quoting Zelda. That was just like him. I knew the spirit was going to talk about the Sacred Relem and such. I had learned enough about it from 64 from bringing it up randomly. "Don't tell me. We are in a self insert?!" I stood up, adjusting my glasses and holding my arm. "Are we in the Twilight Princess game?!"

I laughed at MW punching T-kun.

"Aw maaaaaaaan!" I moaned. "I never played through all of that game! Only a part of it at my friend's house!" Then I checked my arm to make sure the bleeding stopped. It did, so I unwrapped it, and stuffed the sweatshirt sleeve in my pocket.

I noticed lzf and bit on my finger. His hair looked so pretty. Although covered in blood. I wanted to ask him to touch it so bad, then glanced up at 64's and noticed how long his was too. "Its so pretty.." I drifted into thoughts, completely forgetting about the light spirit being there. "But I think I better make sure Silver doesn't like die first." So I didn't move.

The light spirit looked at Menrow. "YOU ARE NOT IN A SELF INSERT AND I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH YOUR TERM 'GAME'. YOU ALL HAVE BEEN SENT HERE TO SAVE HYRULE IN IT'S TIME OF NEED. THE PEOPLE OF DARKNESS HAVE INVADED HYRULE AND EVEN THE TRIFORCE HAS SUFFERED. BUT THE GODDESSES HAVE GIVEN YOU YOUR OWN ABILITIES OF THE TRIFORCE."
"ONE CALLED 64, LIGHTING." His cut glowed
"ONE CALLED MENROW, WATER" Her cut glowed
"ONE CALLED SILVER, LIGHT." okay when he says your name, you cut glows.
"ONE CALLED MIDNA, DARKNESS." ("Why am I the bad guy?!" I muttered.)
"ONE CALLED T-KUN, AIR"
"ONE CALLED DEKU, METAL."
"YOUNG HEROES, YOU ALL HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO SAVE HYRULE. MAY THE GODDESSES GUIDE YOU ON THE PATH TOWARDS PEACE."
The light spirit disappeared. The minute it was over, the world we were in fell to pieces, litterally. All of it began to fall, and so did we.

This was worse then riding a rollercoaster. That rising feeling in my stomach. I physically felt fear more then just an emotion and grabbed onto Silver. Sure, I normally wouldn't have, but hey, he's unconscious, he won't know. My eyes were closed tightly shut and my knuckles turned white, gripping onto Silver so tightly. "Just let me fly or touch ground, or beam me up or wake up already."

I marveled at Lanayru, this wasn't a game, this was for real! Or at least real enough for us to get hurt... My smile was unending, until his speech finished. I opened my mouth to my the greatest Zelda reference ever, only to suddenly have the ground dissappear out from underneath me!

"HoooolllYYYY SSHHHIITTTTTSSSSUUUU!!!!!!!!" I closed my eyes in fear, after about a second or two of falling, I opened them to see a green land drawing ever closer! We were going to die, once we hit terminal velocity, it would take a parachute or a hurricane force updraft to save us. The least we could do was try and slow ourselves down.

"HOLD HANDS! EVERYONE HOLDS HANDS! MAKE A CIRCLE TO SLOW US DOWN!" my cries were loud, but almost inaudible over the screams of others and the force of the wind.

I felt the air around me as all of us fell, and I still slept through it like a baby.

I was screaming at the top of my lungs. Then it hit me. THIS IS A ZELDA GAME! I HAVE HEARTS!

I knew that wasn't true, so, I grabbed onto MS, screaming, "DEAR JESUS I'M SORRY MAN I DIDN'T MEAN ALL THOSE JOKES!!!!"

"Lzf. My arm!" I yelled, but noticed he was as scared as me so I wraped my arm gently around him, not straining my bad wrist. This wasn't the time to think about it but his hair was so soft and smiled nice.

I only started to notice we were falling, and I just yawned, and said tiredly: "Meh, just a dream." I said as I cuddled closer to Menrow.

I glomped 64. I was going to us his body as a way to cushion my fall. Thud! I sat there on the ground (64 having suddenly disappeared) rubbing my tail bone. owwwwww.... how am I still alive. Knowing now that this was all real, my mind was alot more clear and I was able to make out the scene. Cell, stone, orange tinge to everything....this is probalbly the prison to Hyrule Castle. This means Link is a wo-HOLY CRAP AM I AN ANIMAL?! Luckly no, but I was alone.
"HEY!" I screamed. I heard quite a few moans in reply. Okay, so everyone is here, but we are all in different cells, in the twilight zone, and my leg is chained to the ground. Great!*Sarcasim*

I woke up hearing chains, and I said: "Okay, who the dumbfuck who chained me??"