Hyrule Fantasy

"I got that one as well, so across that crazy lake we go!" I said, trying not to run because I hated running.

I laughed and ran to follow them. "You silly OW!" I had tripped and landed flat on my face. I got up quickly and continued to chase after them

I quickly asked if she was okay. "MW! are you okay? Because I don't want to drag a fallen member." I said.

I shrugged him off. "I'm fine. I'm just being a spaz- SEE ONE" and I shot another bug.

I just backed away, with an confused look on my face, collecting up the tear of light.

I could...smell them! There were like three of them underground! I dug them up one by one so that Deku could get them.
"Deku! Got one coming your way! Stab the ground infront of you!"

I took my double blade and lunged into int the ground with all my might. a fourth of my blade sunk into the soil. I realised that one got impaled and a tear emeraged from it. I wasn't sure what to contain it in, though.

"That's 12." I said and backing up as a bug came near me, freaking out. I don't care if I was a vicious hyena. That was a HUGE bug and I turned tail and ran from it instead.

"Menrow!" I yelled and chased after her. Man she's a coward

"It's cool Menz! I got this one!"
I pounced it, making sure I sunk my claws in nice and deep.
To be honest, I didn't feel right about "biting a bug" or any enemy for that matter. I know wolves have immense bit pressure, and as such it's there best tool. But still, I can't say I like the idea of puting bugs, rats, and evil twilight beasts in my mouth!

I collected up the tears, and said: "How many more? 64, you should know." I said, looking at the gleaming object.

((Sorry peoples but I need to move the plot along))

About an hour later we finally got all 16 tears of light. I'm still wondering how it too so freaking long! Anyways, right when Silver grabbed the last tears of light we all got surrounded by some pretty light glow and was transported to the spring. Thw twilight in Faron woods was gone and it returned back too a scene that reminded me alot of Bambi. It actually fits since Bambi is very depressing Disney Movie to the average meat lover. Seriously, Bambi looks SO delious! But now I'm getting off topic.
Anyways, Faron came poping out the water in his natural monkey form. I hate monkeys. "YOUNG HEROES." he said. "YOU HAVE FOUGHT WELL BUT YOU STILL HAVE FAR TO GO. GO TO THE FOREST TEMPLE AND RETRIEVE THE FUSED SHADOW FROM THERE. GO FORTH, HEROES CHOSEN BY THE GODS." and he was gone. Nice to know some one knows how to keep things nice and short.
"Alright!" I exclaimed. "Since I'm quite sure no one wants to walk back over to the forest temple, why don't we just teleport- nice outfit 64 by the way."

I facepalmed. I leterlly threw my hand to my face. This wasn't going to be any better for 64's Zelda fanboyisnm. "64. If you start being silent cause Link can't talk I'm going to leave your ass tied to a tree here." I said, with easily heard sarcasim in my voice. Hey, I'm a smartass, I get it from my mom.

I laughed. "Well we could tease him about all the lovers he know will have to get." I scruffed 64's hair. "And besides, Link doesn't have a goatee."

"He kicked my ass in cosplay, I'll tell you that!" I announced in between chuckles and laughs.

My grin was ear to ear! I had never smiled so much before! I mean, it's not like I wouldn't have been proud to begin with! But their compliments were kind of making it worse.
The Ordon Shield and Sword were already on my back. I pulled them out, slowly... As if I was just rewarded some great treasure, I raised the sword to the sky.
"And now...Our journy begins!"
I swung two near perfect slashes, copying Link as best as I could. It was pretty awesome until I got to the part where he would twirl it around and sheath it, I kind of messed up at that part. But I got it sheathed! And at least half-ass awesomely.
I walked off, trying to be all stoic and hero like, but I allowed my smile through once I got a bit ahead of the group.

I sighed. "If they didn't fanboy over him now they soon will agian. I didn't know he could use a sword also. s*Navi*t." I distracted my thoughts back towards the game. "We would have to go to the Forest Temple...with giant spiders. F@#$ no. I'll wait outside."

I facepalmed and tried out something new. "C'mon, think of wings, Jimmy, Think of wings!" I said, hoping no one would here my back-up name, then, wings sprouted right out of my back. "Awesome! I have wings! gah!! crap! they are butterfly wings!" I said grumbling. "But it's okay." I said, flying over head, then turning into a pure white Navi the fairy. "What the!?" I said, panicking. "Hey! Hey!" I shouted out, fliyng around 64 like Navi would.

"Hold it," I said as 64 began to walk ahead of everyone. "Do you think you can just master swordplay as soon as you pick up a sword? I mean, I know you're dressed like the guy, but you are not Link. Before we even go risking our lives, we should know to fend for them."

"Oh my god. Silver turned into a fairy." I walked over and reached up to grab him, but he was flying higher then 64's head, and I can't reach that high."Fairy~~!! Damn I bet I sound like F@#$ Tingle. Eh, they probably didn't have high thoughts of me as they used to on the site anyway so I guess I'll just sink lower."

"This is sorta fun! being like navi is sort of cool!! I thought, flying down with my little body. "Hey Menz! are you okay?" I yelled out, hoping to make her feel important.

"It's cool, it's cool. I mean, it's a sword. So long as you know the basics of defending yourself, sword play isn't THAT hard. It's not like I'm trying to be fancy or anything, if you can defend yourself with a stick you can defend yourself with a sword. It's just a little more dangerous if you hit yourself."
I gave Deku a good pat on the shoulder, hoping it would reassure him.
"Besides, you can pull swords out'ch'r ass! What are you worried about?"

I felt the discomfort of Menz, but wanted to have some fun. "Hey! hey! Listen!" I shouted in a new high pitched voice, and flew right in 64's face. "Hey! hey!" I shouted again, making a pest of myself.

"Revlis, don't even start..." I growled. "What's wrong, Menrow?"

I stopped afterward, and decided to rest on 64's shoulder, like a little glowing bird.