Hyrule Fantasy

I face pawed as best I could, watching the 'divide and conquer' the shadow beasts.
"Oh jeeze... Brilliant guys! Brilliant! Uh, you know...last time I checked...you kind of have to kill all three of them at once! So ah...good luck with that!"

"Sorry!" I yelled as I quickly made a shotgun. "I didn't mean to!" I chose one and began shooting at it, remebering that last time I fought one, I made my clo- That's it! I dung my nail into the sab on my palm until I bleed. I thoguht about my clone until some of my blood turned into a clone of me. The other me nodded and made a similar shot gun. We began firing at it and playing mind games. This was just too fun!

I cowered behind a tree. "Stupid Courage Triforce shard. I'm still a coward." I said, wining like the animal I was and hand my paws over my head, glasses still in my mouth.

I made a "grr" at the monsters then made 3 fire balls and hit each of the monsters in the head. I didn't really know what to do so I just ran around the mosnters in circles while hitting them with fireballs to confuse/distract while someone else attacked them. x3

I sighed. We were never going to get this down. "EVERYBODAY DOWN!" I yelled. and I blew the monsters up. They died at the same time.

I laid down covering my head with my hands. "I'm happy that didn't do any damage to us...." I said as my voice cracked form shivering. I realised I was, and sat up. "WHY'S IT SO COLD HERE! If there was any gloves to go with this outfit..." I got up to my feet. "Meh. So, those things are pure darkness?"

"Yes DJ, they are made from the Twilight that surrounds us." I said, proving a point. (They were made from the darkness of our hearts...-shot-)

I chuckled. "Oh. durr." I looked over at Revlis. "When I get back home, I gotta give ya a couple k in rupees for making a dumbass out of me." I laughed.

My clone was destoyed in the blast and I was shot a few yards away from everyone else. I sat up. I was a few feet away from the spring. "HEY COME ON!" I yelled.

I chuckled too, and knew that DJ was a pretty good traveling friend to be with. "Yeah, next thing we need is a couple of keyblades, and we're A-okay." I said jokingly.

"Holy s*Navi*t! That was a big explosion"I giggled as I was covering my ears.
I made a flame for Deku since he was cold. "That should warm you up!" I said and smiled.

I bemoaned their need to rush.
"UH!!! HELLOOOOOOO MAGICAL LIGHT SPIRIT IN NEED OF HEEEELP! He's kind of floating here in front of us, half alive. Don't ya think we should talk with him and, you know, get the vessel of light for the tears of light?"

"THAT'S WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DO!" I yelled

I sighed, saying nothing and followed behind. I was starting to slip into my self dought and depressed state of mind.

I stopped both their yelling. "Damn, wake the other world, why don't you?" I said, annoyed while pulling out the vessel of light. "I have the light element, so this is my kind of thing." I said, catching it.

I curled near the flame for heat, which made me feel a little better. So pathetic... I thought to myself. I looked over at everyone else. Then the little bad guy in my head kicked in.

Look at the others. They're actually fighting and doing things right, you little dumbass. Here YOU are, sitting there and trying to stay pampered. Are you the little princess of this team, Deku? Or should I say... Zelda? Is Master Hernando saw this, he'd shun you. You're dead weight to this team anyway. All you ever did was sit around and stare at a screen. You left your close, local friends to make new ones you never met. But of course. you'd NEVER listen to me... After the last time I told you to shank yourself in the neck with a metal ruler...

"Shut up, you... You're the one who's trying to kill me," I mumbled to myself, forgetting that everyone else was near. I sunk down even lower into a tighter ball.

F@#$ retard, now look at what you did. Now they think you're skitzo.

[i]"Heh, Revlis, you know you want to just off everyone, and claim victory for yourself, C'mon, that DJ kid is easy picking. So is that 64 and Hyena...and that little MW."

"GAAHH!!!!! I WILL NEVER DO THAT TO MY FRIENDS!!!!" I shouted out, feeling the need to run off.

I continued to push my face against the glasses on the ground. "I will do this." I mumbled, being slightly stubborn as I can be and not asking for help. I hated bothering people to do things for me. "I swear I got this from Mom." As I scooted further and further along the ground.

I looked over at Ms, struggling to get her glasses on.

Wow, you c*Navi*m, you're not even going to help her? The F@#$ is your problem? Little lowlife, if you don't go help her, I'm going to mentally harass you. and there's nothing you can F@#$ do about it.

"Shut up..." I mumbled again before i got up. I walked up to MS. "You need help, don't you?" I didn't even let her answer. I picked the glasses up and slid them onto her nose bridge, and adjusted them behind her ears. "I'm sorry I didn't do anything earlier... just some inner conflict, that's all."

Shut the hell up, Deku. I don't want to be known. I've been with you since your unloving mother left you. Trying to make you see the darker side of life. And I'm not going away any time soon, you hear? Even after Debbie leaves. That reminds me, how will you explain this? F@#$. You went missing overnight. Your parents are worried to hell about you. And you got F@#$ nerve to call Deborah all those names. You're a little Bas*Navi*. When we go home, iIm DEFINATELY finding a way for punishment.

"Too scared to fight too? Me also. I'm such a coward." I sat up shaking my head to make sure they wouldn't move. "Thanks. Now I can see." I saw the look on Deku's face. It need a hug so badly. "...you want a hug? I don't have hands but hey." I laughed, since well, that's the noise laughing hyenas make other then growling. They don't bark or whine and such. They laugh.

I felt that my inner darkness wanted to get me, since I was the light element. "Gah..something to eat sounds good." I said, munching away at some fish I smuggled in.

I looked around the group and started thinking to myself. Don't get frustrated....don't get frustrated...What the hell am I getting frustrated about? I've come to terms with what's going on, why can't they?

I can see it, in their faces. Silver is lost in worried thought, Deku is just plain zapped of energy by some fear, Menrow is getting pissed at herself, Nova is covering for some kind of worry, and don't get me started on MW! She looks like she's walking some thin line somewhere in her head. What that line is on, I've no clue. The only person who is TRULY taking this in stride is Tkun, but he looks like he's off phantasizing in about something in his head.

But what about me? What's my excuse? I came to terms on the situation yesterday, I pushed myself through the steps of introspection. But that's not something you can just do for other people. Is that why I'm feeling so pissed? Cause I'm ok with all this and they're not? Cause I'm ready to see how far I can go before death? But they aren't? Wait...am I REALLY expecting them to put their lives on the line? I don't know how valuable their lives are to them, I don't know how afraid they are right now! So why am I honestly expecting them to think like me! ...damn... It's that hang up again.

Of course all of this was internal thought, meaing it happened with in seconds. So almost immediatly after I observed the group, I realized I was pissed because of my own stupid weakness. I have a habit of thinking everyone thinks or should think like me. It's something I just seem to do, and often results in me speaking condescendingly to those who couldn't figure something out or get over something as quick as I could. Or worse, just plain not liking some one for coming to the right conculsion, but doing so in a manner that would be considered 'cheaper' or 'unfair' compared to my way.
Heh, easily the one weakness that would make me look petty at times.

I wanted to start barking orders, or some kind of group lecture. But then I saw something, whatever fear Deku was fighting, he was able to fight it long enough to help Menrow. Heheh, I decided now wasn't the time for arguement.

"ALRIGHT LADIES AND GENTS! We got ourselves a quest of quests! Our poor friend here seems to have lost his lifely glow! And I happen to smell the stench of a twili-ful stink bug somewhere near! So 'ow about we track them suckers down? I wanna see the Lost woods for myself!"

I finished up eating, and decided: "Hell, I'll help ya 64." I was in one of those moods that nothing seemed to stand in my way. "Heck, I'll squish them with you, since these things are the key to us one step closer home." I said contently.

Ms has no curent way to hug, so I hugged her for me. I felt like she was the one needing a hug more for some reason. The moment felt a little stretched out, but I sometimes got clingy in depressed situations.

When 64 made his announcement, I stood up and ended the hugging moment. He was right. I always wanted to murde rthat little voice, though.

"He's right. Let's stop stalling. Jesus. At this rate we're all gonna be doomed by Zant. Or maybe it's just me and i'm used to a 72-hour timer, and you're all used to spending 72 hours in the fishing hole, catching 3-pounder after 3-pounder." I wasn't aiming the comment at anyone specifically, mainly everybody. "So. We got 2 legs. Or 4 in a couple cases. And we were given to us for a reason."

I got excised suddenly. Deku hugged me. A boy hugged me that wasn't gay. I so wished I was human. But then 64 caught my attention Magic. Not just magic, a magical woods. Even
covered in Twilight. "Hell yeah!" I said, pulling on Deku's shirt
gently. "Come on." And ran past 64, suddenly tripping and slid into a
tree.

"Wait." I stood up, "This foot, then that one, then this
one, then that. s*Navi*t. It's like Mario Party all over again." Once I
got the four feet down I started running again. "How did I do this
little? Oh yeah. Deku carried me."

I felt a sudden aldrline rush.
My human body wasn't strong enough to run like this. And through a
magical woods I mind you. "s*Navi*t s*Navi*t s*Navi*t!" I came to a
screaming slide. "SOMEONE COME KILL THIS THING!" I complained, seeing
the huge light bug on the ground by a gate.