The Halloween Slasher RP!

"Wait." Isis held the knife, shaking, "Didn't we see you dead? How are, how are you alive then?!"

Vauna grabbed Espe's arm and twisted it, forcing him to drop the other haymaker. "Yeah! You were dead! And who was annoying?1 If you say Ramo, I'll cut off your tongue and force-feed it to you!"

Espe grimaced in pain, almost scared for a second. Almost. "That, my friends, was an inflata-Espe. Rather handy in certain situations. Please let go of my arm. You're making it rather hard to kill you." He replied, calmly. "I made the right choice" he thought to himself. "Vauna's tough, but she's not annoying."

Vauna twisted harder. "The only one that's going to get killed here is you." She pushed him harder into the tree. "Tell me who was the annoying one was or I'll snap it right off! Trust me, I know how."

Espe remembered through the searing pain that he had another arm, and used it to sucker punch Vauna in her unprotected chest. The shock made her loosen her grip, and Espe used the opportunity to push her away. He pulled a long, black, awesome katana from his pants, ready to strike if she blindly flew at him, like he expected she would. "ALL OF THEM." he shouted. "THEY WERE ALL. SO. ANNOYING." He pointed the sword at Isis."YOU MOST OF ALL. WHY WOULD YOU DOUBLE-DIP???? WHY?????"

"Because I don't care. Then why not kill me first If I'm so annoying." She started hitting her cheeks with her hands and made an annoying popping sound.

"STOP!" a voice shouted from behind a hill. He walked up, and light seemed to shine around him and birds flew dramatically upward as he stood there in the light to see. It was T-kun.
"Vauna, calm down for a minute, we can handle him." He said, walking down to where they all were.
"And you. Did you honestly think I wouldn't recognize an Inflata-Espe? I mean come on, I know their life-like, but seriously, I think I helped MAKE this one."

"Blast. T-kun, my old enemy. I should have known." Espe said, reaching into his pocket with his free hand. "You may have seen through the inflata-Espe, but did you see THIS!" he said, pulling a large crossbow, loaded with a bomb arrow, out of his pocket. "Because SCREW PHYSICS!" he declared, shooting it in T-kun's general direction.

"Oh no you don't!" T-kun dodge roll'd out of the way, the explosion rocketing behind him. He stood and brushed the dirt off of him. He pulled out a bow and loaded it, aimed at Espe's neck.
"I'm still a little pissed on how you shot my inflata-T-kun in the neck. So how's about you admit defeat, and we can end this whole ordeal?" T-kun said menacingly.

Vauna held her chest, breathing heavily. "I raised him ever since he was a little boy...Damn, I should have worn my battle bikini today." She said. She walked over to where T-Kun and Espe were fighting. "Unforgivable." She said. She seemed to be different now. Was she over Ramo's death now, or was she merely controlling her feelings? Either way, something happened. "Battle Fairies see the deaths of their students all of the time, far more than we'd like. Admit defeat now and I'll hand you over to your human authorities, or keep going and face my wrath." She put her hand back to her chest. "I'm not exactly happy that you got to feel these." She said. Nobody noticed before, but she had picked up Ramo's sword and had it dangerously close to Espe's heart. "What will it be?" She asked.

"Are you kidding? Have you SEEN prison bathrooms?" Espe cried! "I'd rather die! Well, if I had the choice, I'd choose neither... Good thing I have the choice!!!" He yelled, blinding Vauna and T-kun with a bag of sand. He dove at T-kun, and began to beat him with the crossbow, forgetting entirely that he was holding a sword in his other hand.

T-kun was not suspecting this at all, and let off an arrow that landed in a tree somewhere to the right. Espe started beating him with the crossbow, and he tried to throw him off, but he was slammed in the head and all was black.

Vauna staggered from the sand. She wiped her eyes frantically but it wasn't working so well. It's not like she needed her eyes much anyway, she could heard Espe smacking T-Kun with his crossbow. She approached the two. Using her wings, she spun around in a circle with her blade in the dirt, kicking up sand which also got into Espe's eyes. "An eye for an eye leaves us all blind." She almost growled, as she pointed Ramo's sword pointed in Espe's general direction.

Espe felt the sharp sting of the sand against his face. "One desperate chance..." he muttered, sand getting into his mouth. He tossed a bomb out and heard the telltale explosion... and a scream. "I hit something, at least!" he called, gleefully escaping the dust cloud. He saw a fallen Vauna, clearly underestimating the range of his explosive, and the potential shrapnel damage. Before she could do something to cause him more pain, he pulled another, smaller crossbow out of his pocket, aimed at her neck. "Hey, at least you and Ramo went out more pleasantly than Anthony. I bet Kain's gonna have a fit when he has to get the steam roller out of the bathroom!"

Isis laughed and cried, sitting where she was, poking the dead body that was beginning to slowly grow cold with her knife.

"Heheheh...Unlike someone here, I know when I'm beaten. Go ahead and shoot me. But when you do, I'll let you know that the Battle Fairy mafia will be after you for the rest of your days. My sister's at the head, you see." She turned her head so she could see Ramo. Isis was poking him. "Hey you! Get away from his body!" she barked. Even though she was was defeated, she still had plenty of fire. She reached over and grabbed Ramo's hand. "Well, I guess that dying here won't be so bad. He's here. That makes it worth it." She smiled.

Isis stuck her toung at her. "He's dead. Me doing this won't effect his afterlife. It's just a body now. A cold, so cold dead and smelly body." As she continued, really just wanting to go home but couldn't cause she was afraid Espe would follow her and kill her and all her friends and her brother.

(As real Espe, I do this with great hesitation. As psychopathic killer Espe...)
"D'aww. That's so sweet." He said, before shooting her in the neck. "I have a mafia of my own, however, so threaten better next time, sweetie." Espe turned to the young girl slowly breaking down mentally next to him. "And then there was one. I've got something big planned for you, little one. Tell me, have you ever heard of a Tasmanian devil?"

Though dead, Vauna still managed to squeeze a tear out of her eye. At least she could be happy with Ramo in the afterlife.

"You don't scare me. My godess will protect me and then you'll see when your being judged in the underworld, eaten by the devourer and have to be stuffed full of double dipped sauce and chips!" Isis yelled, holding her knife and standing up, backing away from him.

Just as Espe began to remove something mysterious from his pants a loud battle cry was heard from the north. Espe and Isis turned to see a large, odd looking pelican cry very very loudly,
"DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERP!"
It dove and hit Espe in the face with its large beak, knocking him over. The bird proceeded to jump on him and stand on his chest, staring at him with those unfathomable derpy eyes. When Espe tried to shake him off, he for some reason couldn't budge. It's like the stupidity of the bird was suppressing him, making escape nigh impossible.
Suddenly, T-kun was there too, apparently conscious and not dead.
"What, you honestly think I'd go into a fight with YOU of all people without backup? I'm not THAT stupid, even for comic relief." he turned and looked at Derp Bird. "Sadly, he was the only one that wasn't either dead, drunk, getting drunk, partying, eating, on a seperate killing spree... I really need to find better backup. Anyway. He'll do I guess."
Derp Bird let out an affectionate "Deeerp."
"Any last words before you're hauled away to prison?" T-kun asked the very very angry looking Espe.

((Espe B| Get on and finish this!))

(I... can't really give a good reason for not posting here, sorry guise.)
"Bah. Prison-schmizon! I'm the killer! If the Saw movies are to be believed, I still have 3 movies to train an apprentice to succeed me for another 3 movies! That's seven! Seven sequels, and you'll both be the stars! So goodnight tooya!"
And then he teleported off, with no explanation as to why. All that was left was a note. T-kun bent over and read it. "So watch your back when you double dip."

"That fiend!" T-kun said. "Well we've all learned a valuable lesson from this whole ordeal." T-kun gazed off into the slowly rising sunset dramatically. Derp bird let out a pointless and unnecessary "Derp".
"Never start a party with a game of Twister."
And with that, he walked off towards the town, hoping to get a donut or stomething after alerting the police of the bloodbath at the house. Man, donuts are good.
Yeeeeah.

Isis stood there, jaw a dropped and dropped her knife, "Screw this. I'm putting myself in that asylum." And left.

The end?