BEN DROWNED

After recovering from being stampeded on by Goht, I steadily, but slowly got back on my feet. I flipped to last page in my tome. "This'll probably break the TV, but it's worth a shot." I closed my tome and with the wave of a hand, spell seals appeared around me. The seals lit up, and black clouds formed in the sky. "From the land of the living I call upon thee in the land of the dead to unleash thy fury of thunder!" Just then, an enormous purple bolt of lightning struck down from the clouds.

As the bolt came down, the TV glitched and went to static, but recovered. Once the bolt hit the ground, it did it again, but the screen cracked before it was able to put the picture up again.

The member 'Nova' has done the following action : Gambled with fate...

'Fight!!' :

Result :

No more catchy one liners or rage, I didn't want to jinx things. I had to get this back into my court.

The member 'Link of the 64th Legion' has done the following action : Gambled with fate...

'Fight!!' :

Result :

Damn....he got me again! I got rolling once more. I had to get him!

With a lack of bombs, i freaked out before throwing a rock at it for bullshit because I refused to get near the damn thing.

The member 'Deku Link' has done the following action : Gambled with fate...

'Fight!!' :

Result :

I paused to catch my breath after casting such a spell, and once I did I got an idea that was absolutely ingeniousness. I made a little salt shaker appear in front of Goht. When it was kicked over my glasses turned into sun glasses. I took them off and glared at the mechanical monster. "You shouldn't have done that." A grand piano fell from the sky once the sentence finished.

The member 'Nova' has done the following action : Gambled with fate...

'Fight!!' :

Result :

After seeing it had considerable weakened more, I tried throwing another bomb at it "DIE YOU BIG FAT ASSHAT!" I foreveralone-faced as the bomb fell into the cavern.
I missed... again.

The member 'Derpiny' has done the following action : Gambled with fate...

'Fight!!' :

Result :

Jad attacked. Too lazy to say anything else.

OR AM I? Just before Jad attacked, Mario used his nerd powers to summon none other than the pegasus Rainbow Dash, who proceeded to use the famed Sonic Rainboom on Goht, vanishing Final Fantasy style afterwards, but not before putting on a pair of rainbow-colored Kamina glasses, and looking away from the explosion, because it's not cool to look at explosions.

"U MAD?

DASH WIT IT."

The member 'SuperDashBros' has done the following action : Gambled with fate...

'Fight!!' :

Result :

As Goht exploded, so did the snow. It revealed a springy Snowhead, but there was no time for sightseeing. Tomorrow was the Dawn of the final Day and time to go to Great Bay. How fitting. I immediately began to trek back to Termina Field, as if I didn't want to be around where the Father was. I was indeed fearing for my life, and I had been ever since walking into Snowhead.

"What the hell was that?" Jad asked, completely dumbfounded.

Mario chuckled. "Like I said, Jad. The internet's really changed since you were gone."

"We got saved...BY A PONY?"

"Haters gonna hate. Ponies gonna pwn."

Meanwhile, within a 20-mile radius of this event, BEN and the Father had to go look for their brown pants.

I yanked both by their ears. "We only have about 36 hours. There's no time to lollygag!" In truth, I wanted to get the hell out of this place. But I wasn't looking forward to any of Great Bay or Ikana, either. "Come on, move! Stop struggling!"

"RRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWW" partially pissed about being beat out by a pony and partial hopped up on adrenaline, I found it rather hard to stop spinning, "Lets go lets go lets go! If this were an RP I'd say it's official turned from serious creepy pasta to another joking happy fun time one. Now lets move!" perhaps that was the secret to winning, combating a story born from /x/ with humor born from /b/. Either way I had official grown sick of whatever dark entity was throwing these things our way. This was supposed to be BEN's world, but apparently it's the Father who's sending these things at us. So that made BEN a moot and pretty much useless piece on this game board. He no longer had control over Termina, Father did. And I was half ready to march into Clock Town and punch his sexy-Miyamoto face right in the chops.

I decided to play the role of scout and moved ahead of the group. So long as I kept the lens I felt a certain level of safety. What got me though was the strong lack of...well you know. USE of it! This game had suddenly become a lot less threatening, but I knew perfectly well how dangerous it could become if Father decided to shut us down. Instant death was more than possible.

(Oh goddamnit, I'll be jacking up the seriousness in Great Bay, you watch. I let you guys bullshit after Mario gave me the DM position because Snowhead's not involved in BEN DROWNED.

But Great Bay is. Which means now I can REALLY inject the cannon into this RP. So, don't expect a smooth ride through the area with a boss. Nono, we'll be jumping ALL AROUND! I'll explain later.)

Eykon and Mynh quickly took off their winter gear, as it was getting too hot for them. "Flying ponies...where have I seen that before-OH! the Pegasus King! Although, he had a horn. does that make him a Pegasus or a unicorn?" Mynh said, scratching the side of her face. Her long claw made an odd scraping sound against her scales.

"Perhaps it makes him both. Mynh, we do not have the time to worry about men who are long since dead." he turned to DJ. "what is the destination now?" he asked.

I quickly flinched and grabbed the Heart container. Everyone was given another heart for their meter.

"Next destination is Great Bay. Be careful. The secrets here will jump out at us everywhere. Great Bay is crucial to both BEN and the Father."

Ok, this RP will be restarting soon in another topic. i'll send this to the tomb.

Hnnnnng.