Hyrule's Winter Blunderland: Funniest Holiday Attire Contest

Let's face it: almost all of us have it. Whether it's a sweater, hat socks anything. You know what i mean. I'm talking about screwball christmas clothes. Even I used to have a baseball cap with a stick of mistletoe on the end. Bad News: It never worked. Worse News: I lost it and/or someone else got rid of it. Good News: I wouldn't wear it again even if i did find it. At least I never got a sweater. I know people that have them though. My Lang & Lit teacher Mrs. Hauser has a sh*tload of retarded ones she's been using the past couple of weeks. Old people are so funny, or at least they are by accident.
Although, I doubt she would be able to beat THIS:



Full-on eye molestation.

On with the rules!

1. It can be anything. Sweaters, socks, shirts, hats, shoes, whatever. You can even use those headbands with reindeer antlers on them.

2. Again, it has to be APPROPRIATE!!!!! I do not want to see holiday underwear or lingerie. (Well, that last one isn't totally true, it just can't go on here.)

3. Have Fun!!!

The winners will recieve rupees in the following rank:

1st Place: 1000 rupees
2nd Place: 500 rupees
3rd Place: 250 rupees
4th Place: 125 rupees

Good Luck, Everyone. LET IT BEGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mom buys me hats. xD

<- Goofy hat. :3

I was looking for my santa hat this year, but then again, it always turns back up around spring. So i guess i'll just wait till then.