Hyrule's Winter Blunderland: Best Snowman Contest!

Well, it's that time of year again. Frost on the grass, decorations left and right, presents, and snow days.
That's right b i t c h es. When god shows us love and compassion by leaving his refrigerator open and letting the ice fall gently to earth and keeping us from going anywhere. i recall last February when we got our asses handed to us on a platter with the mountains of snow burying us up to our scalps. i learned two things that month.

1. miracles do happen

2. God hates Volkswagens.



Anyway, when i discussed with Deku about events for our Halloween event, i had already began thinking about what would be the events for Christmas. One thing came to my mind: What time was Family Guy coming on that night? Then another thought plowed itself into my head: snow. i began twiddling around with my thoughts and it came to me. What if we had people on HF send us pictures of snow-sculptures they created, somewhat like the Halloween Costume Contest? So, i told Deku and he liked the idea. So here are the rules...

1. It has to be your own creation. as in, don't find a picture of an awesome snowman and say it's yours, we'll figure it out.
2. it has to be APPROPRIATE! I don't mind if its a zombie snowman, or if it's flipping the camera off, or if it's done Calvin-Style, (snowman house of horrors. EPIC LULZ ) but if its pissing, naked, both or worse, we will personally come to your house and destroy it with a blowtorch. I'm not kidding. If Deku won't, I will.
3. Go Crazy! You can do whatever you think will make us laugh, cry, gawk in a amazement, do flips, paint a duck, WHATEVER!!!
Winners of the contest will receive rupees in the following rank:

1st Place:2000 Rupees
2nd Place: 1000 Rupees
3rd Place: 500 Rupees
4th Place: 250 Rupees

There. all the information you need. LETS GET STARTED!!! (provided it snows, of course.)

I TAKE THY CHALLANGE!

I ACCEPT! (but this could be a problem for T-Kun and Espe...)

Ed, if it snows good and up to asshole deep to a Tall indian, then you're walking yourself here and helping me make some funny snowmen.

We're allowed to have teams? Oh...Well then...I call Divine is my partner!

Probley i mean only u and devine, espe and tkun and nova, lzf and ed would be able to do teams as far as i know XD

Well even people that don't live near each other could work together. One could design, the other could build. Or you both could build, then take the parts you like from the pictures then edit them together. Idk. Just food for thought.

You do realize that snow is virtually non existent in Texas right?

See? Called it.

Let me ask Arnold something.....
"Hey Terminator!"
"WHAT?!"
"Does it-"
"I'LL BE BACK"
*GOES TO BATHROOM.*
*RETURNS*
"Now Arnold, Does snow here in the Land of Arnold?!?!"
"Uh......no"

Ok, though, for those who havent heard, me and my brother were working on that 7 ft snowman right? Well, I'll have to pull out of the contest. I strained my wrist charging the snowball. While it will probley heal before the contest is over, i don't think it will be strong enough to rush job a snowman.

So good luck to others.

Aw now you can't give him a proper rush-job!

Oh my god, MS, I'm sorry. i didnt think anyone would get injured. You dont need to pull it. The contest ends when the last flake of snow in the country melts and it becomes spring. You can restart or wait. If there are any other issues, just PM them to me and we'll work it out. And tkun and espe? you can design a snowman, make one on doodle, use paper mache, whatever you need. We can just judge your creations in a different category(s).

not ur fault. Atleast i didnt break it

Sorry to double post. Found a picture for this topic

haha

Deku Link wrote:Ed, if it snows good and up to asshole deep to a Tall indian, then you're walking yourself here and helping me make some funny snowmen.

*looks outside, sees nothing but green grass and unfrozen roads*

"Asshole deep to a tall indian." More like "Asshole deep to a tall PYGMY!!!!!"

Edward_Elric_ wrote:

Deku Link wrote:Ed, if it snows good and up to asshole deep to a Tall indian, then you're walking yourself here and helping me make some funny snowmen.

*looks outside, sees nothing but green grass and unfrozen roads*

"Asshole deep to a tall indian." More like "Asshole deep to a tall PYGMY!!!!!"

Edward_Elric_ wrote:Asshole deep to a tall PYGMY!!!!!

It's raining right now

Cool! Let's have a rainball fight!!!!!

Lol, sorry I didn't get to post anything

You probably would've won anyway. XD