2011: What's Your New Year's Resolution?

Whether it's optional, required or you just hate things about you, we all face the biggest question of the new year: What is your New Year's Resolution? There comes a time when after the ball drops in Time Square and all the poor citizens of New York get buried in confetti and retard tourists, that we take a look at that, Man in the Mirror, so to speak, and reflect on what happened over the past 365 days. Of course, many of MY 2010 flashbacks are remembering the ever-burning prison of hell that begins with two words- high school. Most of you remember that incident where i was suspended for contemplating beating the living crap out of some idiot that was driving me insane. So, now, i'm on medications to control my batsh*t insane-ness. Anyway, enough about me. Well, not exactly. These are some of MY resolutions of 2011:

• Find non-medication related ways to control my ADHD.
  
• Learn all the Michael dances I haven't picked up yet. (I'm currently working on BAD and Dangerous.)
  
• Try to be more positive. (My family calls me Eeyore sometimes, but I can blame my negativity on school stress.)
  

So, what are YOUR New Year's Resolutions? Feel free to post and discuss what your goals are for 2011. HAPPY POSTING, B I T C H ES!!!!!!

To get my lisence before pinky comes up this summer

To have a job by the end of the year

maybe get my own apartment before the end of the year too

To not die.

To figure out how to start a Zombie attack

You zombie survival plan WILL fail

NOOOOOOOOO

I RECENTLY DEFEATED THE MONSTER IN THE CLOSET.

DITTO.

@T-kun: ALSO DITTO.