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The Thread of Laughs

Post by Nova on Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:46 pm

Think your a comedian? Then the stage is yours. Just keep the jokes within the rules.


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Post by AforceANature on Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:28 pm

"HEY, IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING? IT'S NOT? Ohhh... *mumbles to next person* It's not... It's not... running... i dunno what to do... *sez back into phone* You... have have a good day now. *click*"

"Hey, caspian." "Yeah, Link?" "did you know earthworms can s*** out their a**?" "...WOW, I WISH I COULD DO THAT, LINK!" "*laughing really hard* I meant their mouth! THEIR MOUTH!"


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Re: The Thread of Laughs

Post by Nova on Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:31 pm

"If you lost 10 pounds and trimmed your sideburns, you could be my boyfriend." "If I did that, then i'd be talknig to your friends over there."

"The magic stairs stoped working! D:"




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Post by MidnasWolf on Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:51 pm

A good friend would go with you to buy a pregnacy test

A Best friend would stand outside the bathroom stall, yelling, "NAME IT AFTER ME!"
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Re: The Thread of Laughs

Post by Nova on Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:07 pm

Remember kids: Never play guitar hero with your dad while he's driving.




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Post by MidnasWolf on Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:41 am

DOWN WITH SHAMPOO! WE WANT THE REALPOO!
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Post by AforceANature on Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:47 am

LOLOL

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Post by MidnasWolf on Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:09 pm

"If you join us, well give you a muffin"

"IS IT A CORN MUFFIN?!"

"No, but it has bluberries on it"

"THEN IT IS USELESS TO ME!!"
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Re: The Thread of Laughs

Post by Guest on Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:00 am

LOL I remember seeing one PlayStation commercial where a desperate father sees a playstation owner holding the dad's wife. Also, remember PS3's logo, It Only Does Everything

IT ONLY DOES YOUR WIFE
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Post by MidnasWolf on Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:28 pm

I would have a comeback for that, but I don't think your worth it. But please note that I do have a comeback, I just not going to use it on you since your not worth it. oh but just you wait and see....
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Re: The Thread of Laughs

Post by Nova on Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:32 pm





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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:08 am

Please note: NSFW. Contains curses, hopefully the censors are up and running. It's not my fault, this is /b/ we're talking about.
Hey /b/, I have a very serious problem. I’m F@#$ crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured “cool, I’ll just play Pokemon while I wait”.

So I’m playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she’s crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy s*Navi*t. (For those of you who don’t know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling “holy s*Navi*t, YES”, interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell “You don’t even F@#$ care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR F@#$ GAME!” I’m still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn’t know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out “F@#$ YOU”, and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I’ve F@#$ up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don’t want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, /b/.


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Re: The Thread of Laughs

Post by T-kun on Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:36 pm

wow... thats really really sad..... no offense to you but i think your girlfriend is worth more than a shiny pidgey... and you could have just put the DS on sleep mode and caught it when you came back.
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Post by MidnasWolf on Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:19 am

Ode to Science Class
Writen by Me
(to the tune of "The Sound of Music)

The Hills are alive
with the sound of moaning
oh how I hate
my science class
my heart will be barfing
to the sound of MR Slater
Teaching me about Genetics
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Post by Akkiden Mikuo on Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:37 am

Silver's Epic song, by SilverRevlis (sing to Breakin the Law, by Judas priest)

*Epic Guitar riff*
"There he was completely bored...
decided to find time to kill!"
"And he joined Hyrule field, and decided it was fine...
then his user name is SilverRevlis!!

TYPIN' THIS SONG!
TYPIN' THIS SONG!
*Repeat line 3 times*

"and he gotten the rank of Italy and has over 7k rupees!
then he may just outrank! everyone he knows!
MW, she might just ruin this song!

-go back to Typin' this song and do it again-

*guitar solo*
*end*




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Post by Guest on Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am

The hills have eyes in Mario
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Post by MidnasWolf on Sat Oct 30, 2010 2:20 pm

lol SR, you're gonna be made fun of (eventually)

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Post by Akkiden Mikuo on Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:17 am

(I thought you and T-kun already torment me >>)

alright:

"A captain on a ship gets shot in the chest and yells out: quick! get me my red shirt!" "why?" another crew member asks, "so I could still look Valiant in battle." Then the captain gets his red shirt, then another crew member shouts out: "CAPTAIN! the enemy has a bigger fleet than us!" then the captain says: "get me my brown pants."




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Post by Guest on Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:36 pm

EWWW xDDD

Ok, Caspian told this joke in the Chatbox so credit goes to him.

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Post by MidnasWolf on Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:37 pm

Okay true story.

Today when I logged on I relized the advitisments were somehow one and mine said:
"Justin Bieber has a crush on you! Click here to learn more" Everyone it's officail: Justin Bieber is a lesbien
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Post by MidnasWolf on Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:43 am

Dear Snow White,
You were supposed to learn from my mistake!
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Post by Guest on Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:02 pm

2 guys walk into a bar, the 3rd one ducks
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Post by MidnasWolf on Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:26 am

Dear ____________ (noun),
Please ____________(verb).

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Post by Guest on Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:11 pm

So this blond was watching the news and saw that two brazillian guys died in a surfing accident. She turned to her friend and said, "Oh my! How much is a brazillian?!"
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