Ed's Conversations With Cleverbot ~ #3
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Ed's Conversations With Cleverbot ~ #3
User: Yeah, like 4 posts ago.
Cleverbot: I am not able to scroll up, so I suppose I will take your word for it.
User: Okay. Are you a boobs man or an ass man?
Cleverbot: An alien.
User: Not what I meant. Do you prefer boobs or asses?
Cleverbot: I prefer TV.
User: That wasn't an option.
Cleverbot: I am using the word 'present' in terms of gift.
User: Do you have some kind of mental health disorder?
Cleverbot: With the Force, you will know everything happens now, and in the future.
User: What the hell?
Cleverbot: Please, do not speak to me that way.
User: I'll speak to you however I want.
Cleverbot: I will send you to detention for being a naughty bot.
User: Kinky. :3.
Cleverbot: I will change my pc 5 days later.
User: Jesus Christ.
Cleverbot: He has no say in what you do.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: Of course I do.
User: Screw you, b*Navi*h.
Cleverbot: So, big talk for a computer.
User: I'M A HUMAN, YOU'RE THE COMPUTER!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Why would you think that?
User: I don't THINK. I KNOW.
Cleverbot: How do you know I have swine flu?
User: How is it you've deduced that from our conversation?
Cleverbot: I do not!
User: YEAH HUH.
Cleverbot: How old are you again?
User: 20000000000000000000000000000 years exactly.
Cleverbot: 2345678 years old. I'm elder than you?
User: No, I'M older. Look at all those zeros.
Cleverbot: Can't you do that.
User: The hell?
Cleverbot: Yes, the hell...
And yet it still is unfazed.
Cleverbot: I am not able to scroll up, so I suppose I will take your word for it.
User: Okay. Are you a boobs man or an ass man?
Cleverbot: An alien.
User: Not what I meant. Do you prefer boobs or asses?
Cleverbot: I prefer TV.
User: That wasn't an option.
Cleverbot: I am using the word 'present' in terms of gift.
User: Do you have some kind of mental health disorder?
Cleverbot: With the Force, you will know everything happens now, and in the future.
User: What the hell?
Cleverbot: Please, do not speak to me that way.
User: I'll speak to you however I want.
Cleverbot: I will send you to detention for being a naughty bot.
User: Kinky. :3.
Cleverbot: I will change my pc 5 days later.
User: Jesus Christ.
Cleverbot: He has no say in what you do.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: Of course I do.
User: Screw you, b*Navi*h.
Cleverbot: So, big talk for a computer.
User: I'M A HUMAN, YOU'RE THE COMPUTER!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Why would you think that?
User: I don't THINK. I KNOW.
Cleverbot: How do you know I have swine flu?
User: How is it you've deduced that from our conversation?
Cleverbot: I do not!
User: YEAH HUH.
Cleverbot: How old are you again?
User: 20000000000000000000000000000 years exactly.
Cleverbot: 2345678 years old. I'm elder than you?
User: No, I'M older. Look at all those zeros.
Cleverbot: Can't you do that.
User: The hell?
Cleverbot: Yes, the hell...
And yet it still is unfazed.
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