Crack Pairings out the Wazoo
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Crack Pairings out the Wazoo
It's pretty straight forward by the title. You enter a character or characters(we'll need to have an even number unless we get some threesomes going~) for these light hearted shenanigans.
Rules:
1. No more than four characters per person(so things don't get hectic)
2. Hereto, homo, and bisexuals are all welcomed equally for some spice~
3. It's a fluff rp, so there's to be no actual intercourse or anything more explicit than mild foreplay
Character format is pretty simple:
Name:
Age: (They can be younger, but then it just walks into the line of creepy)
Gender:
Race: (I'm no racist, so bring anything)
Sexual Orientation: (It'll help to know that for match making)
Appearance:
Personality:
Rules:
1. No more than four characters per person(so things don't get hectic)
2. Hereto, homo, and bisexuals are all welcomed equally for some spice~
3. It's a fluff rp, so there's to be no actual intercourse or anything more explicit than mild foreplay
Character format is pretty simple:
Name:
Age: (They can be younger, but then it just walks into the line of creepy)
Gender:
Race: (I'm no racist, so bring anything)
Sexual Orientation: (It'll help to know that for match making)
Appearance:
Personality:
Nova- Kitsune
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Date of Birth : 1996-07-26
Date of Entry : 2010-06-18
Age : 27
Residence : Wherever a star dies
Character
Character Name: Avira Nova Von Spyridon
Health:
(16690/16690)
Race: Other???
Re: Crack Pairings out the Wazoo
AWWW SHIT SON WE GONNA GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!!
Name: Derpiny
Age: 22
Gender: Goil
Race: ...Human
Sexual Orientation: UMM I DUNNO????
Appearance:
Personality: Derpy as heck, but usually friendly to her friends. A little uneasy around strangers or creepers. Generally positive attitude and loves things humorous, enjoys a good laugh. Has a habit of breaking out into song, although not all the time. A bit frightened by the paranormal and can be easily stressed out. She has a phobia of heights and falling, and has a habit of apologizing a lot. Overall just a general herpa-derp-face. Also doesn't take shit from nobody, but as long as you have bacon, you're good.
Name: The Base
Age: 2309??p)($???
Gender: All of it
Race: ???
Sexual Orientation: EVERYSEXUAL
Appearance:
Personality: Everyone knows of The Base. Those who don't know are severely misguided in their life choices. The Base is an inter dimensional being of any and all races and species. It speaks an advanced language that we cannot understand. It does not fight for freedom. Only for battle of the lost ways in its old way of life. There is no hope for The Base, but only misery. The Base does not understand the concept of love as its race has reproduced asexually by breaking off limbs. But it is friendly. Just don't try shoving a whole roast turkey down it's throat.
(im gonna do it)
Name: Happy Mask Salesman
Age: Unknown
Gender: Male
Race: Hylian?
Sexual Orientation: ???
Appearance:
Personality: Traveling around the world and through dimensions in search of masks, the Happy Mask Salesman is usually in a good mood. However, if angered, the salesman's expression will suddenly turn deranged and berserk. He is most known for his erratic, sudden mood swings and is considered to be one of the more unnerving characters in the series, mostly because of his many mysterious and abnormal behaviors. He's also good with kids unless they piss him off. He's not quick to trust others he doesn't know and is paranoid of them at first, but when he opens up to them, he is generally kind to them.
(I'M DOING IT AGAIN)
Name: G-Man
Age: Unknown
Gender: Male (in appearance)
Race: Caucasian Human (in appearance)
Sexual Orientation: Asexual
Appearance:
Personality: The G-Man is an almost complete enigma. He possesses a calm, almost disinterested demeanor, particularly apparent in the ruined and alien-infested Black Mesa facility. He can often be seen calmly straightening his tie or brushing his suit lapels with his hands, regardless of whatever chaos may be surrounding him. Even when angered, he maintains a decidedly restrained demeanor. He also has demonstrated a dry sense of humor. The G-Man mentioned to Adrian that he has great respect for people who can survive against incredible odds, citing that such people remind him of himself. His message to Eli mentioning "unforeseen consequences" and the subsequent revelation about the threat to humanity posed by the Combine acquiring the technology on board the Borealis could imply that the G-Man might secretly be sympathetic to humanity and its fight for survival. Alternatively these actions may be more self-serving in some unknown way than sympathetic.
Name: Derpiny
Age: 22
Gender: Goil
Race: ...Human
Sexual Orientation: UMM I DUNNO????
Appearance:
Personality: Derpy as heck, but usually friendly to her friends. A little uneasy around strangers or creepers. Generally positive attitude and loves things humorous, enjoys a good laugh. Has a habit of breaking out into song, although not all the time. A bit frightened by the paranormal and can be easily stressed out. She has a phobia of heights and falling, and has a habit of apologizing a lot. Overall just a general herpa-derp-face. Also doesn't take shit from nobody, but as long as you have bacon, you're good.
Name: The Base
Age: 2309??p)($???
Gender: All of it
Race: ???
Sexual Orientation: EVERYSEXUAL
Appearance:
Personality: Everyone knows of The Base. Those who don't know are severely misguided in their life choices. The Base is an inter dimensional being of any and all races and species. It speaks an advanced language that we cannot understand. It does not fight for freedom. Only for battle of the lost ways in its old way of life. There is no hope for The Base, but only misery. The Base does not understand the concept of love as its race has reproduced asexually by breaking off limbs. But it is friendly. Just don't try shoving a whole roast turkey down it's throat.
(im gonna do it)
Name: Happy Mask Salesman
Age: Unknown
Gender: Male
Race: Hylian?
Sexual Orientation: ???
Appearance:
Personality: Traveling around the world and through dimensions in search of masks, the Happy Mask Salesman is usually in a good mood. However, if angered, the salesman's expression will suddenly turn deranged and berserk. He is most known for his erratic, sudden mood swings and is considered to be one of the more unnerving characters in the series, mostly because of his many mysterious and abnormal behaviors. He's also good with kids unless they piss him off. He's not quick to trust others he doesn't know and is paranoid of them at first, but when he opens up to them, he is generally kind to them.
(I'M DOING IT AGAIN)
Name: G-Man
Age: Unknown
Gender: Male (in appearance)
Race: Caucasian Human (in appearance)
Sexual Orientation: Asexual
Appearance:
Personality: The G-Man is an almost complete enigma. He possesses a calm, almost disinterested demeanor, particularly apparent in the ruined and alien-infested Black Mesa facility. He can often be seen calmly straightening his tie or brushing his suit lapels with his hands, regardless of whatever chaos may be surrounding him. Even when angered, he maintains a decidedly restrained demeanor. He also has demonstrated a dry sense of humor. The G-Man mentioned to Adrian that he has great respect for people who can survive against incredible odds, citing that such people remind him of himself. His message to Eli mentioning "unforeseen consequences" and the subsequent revelation about the threat to humanity posed by the Combine acquiring the technology on board the Borealis could imply that the G-Man might secretly be sympathetic to humanity and its fight for survival. Alternatively these actions may be more self-serving in some unknown way than sympathetic.
Last edited by Derpiny on Wed Oct 09, 2013 9:18 pm; edited 2 times in total
hotboxinit- Warrior
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Date of Birth : 1991-06-23
Date of Entry : 2011-11-25
Age : 32
Residence : A house
Character
Character Name: Nope, Chuck Testa
Health:
(100/100)
Race: Human
This totally will not end badly at all.
Name: BEN
Age: 17 1/2 (average between 12 and 23, the age of the spirits that compose him.)
Gender: Male (I hope, why would you name your daughter Ben)
Race: Poltergeist
Sexual Orientation: Asexual (He doesn't like anyone)
Appearance:
Personality:
BEN is very self-loathing in knowing that he is a horrible person, but he's very confident in his abilities. He's is usually hateful on the outside but depressed and dependent on the inside. He's a lonely person.
Note: This is the BEN from my manga, so he'd know Derp and DJ. 2 of like 3 people he doesn't hate.
(He's here so someone is unlucky HAHAHAH)
Name: Willi
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Race: Pale
Sexual Orientation: Unsure. He's only talked to 1-3 people in his life.
Appearance:
Pot
Personality: Very shy, quiet, has speech problems.
Name: Decaldo
Age: Unknown
Gender: Plant
Race: Deku Scrub
Sexual Orientation: Unsure. Decaldo's a plant.
Appearance:
Personality: Curious, outgoing, bubbly.
(YOLO)
Name: DJ
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Race: Extremely Pale
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual
Appearance:
Personality: Shy, responsible, moral, mature, but is easily frightened and easily stressed beyond relief.
Age: 17 1/2 (average between 12 and 23, the age of the spirits that compose him.)
Gender: Male (I hope, why would you name your daughter Ben)
Race: Poltergeist
Sexual Orientation: Asexual (He doesn't like anyone)
Appearance:
Personality:
BEN is very self-loathing in knowing that he is a horrible person, but he's very confident in his abilities. He's is usually hateful on the outside but depressed and dependent on the inside. He's a lonely person.
Note: This is the BEN from my manga, so he'd know Derp and DJ. 2 of like 3 people he doesn't hate.
(He's here so someone is unlucky HAHAHAH)
Name: Willi
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Race: Pale
Sexual Orientation: Unsure. He's only talked to 1-3 people in his life.
Appearance:
Pot
Personality: Very shy, quiet, has speech problems.
Name: Decaldo
Age: Unknown
Gender: Plant
Race: Deku Scrub
Sexual Orientation: Unsure. Decaldo's a plant.
Appearance:
Personality: Curious, outgoing, bubbly.
(YOLO)
Name: DJ
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Race: Extremely Pale
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual
Appearance:
Personality: Shy, responsible, moral, mature, but is easily frightened and easily stressed beyond relief.
Last edited by DekuElegy on Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:47 am; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : Changed BEN a bit.)
Re: Crack Pairings out the Wazoo
Name: Jim
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Appearance:
Personality: Very hyper, loves candy, is quirky, loves explosives, an idiot, loves to have fun, works with pyrotechnics, has trouble getting a girlfriend.
Name: Feels (Or Feels Man)
Age: In his early twenties?
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Sexual Orientation: Still experimenting
Appearance:
Personality: Is a really nice guy, the emoticon marking on his forehead changes to match his emotions, (still in development so yeah)
Name: Toby
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Race: Goldfish
Sexual Orientation: Gay. “Bring on the men! Hell yeah!”
Appearance:
Personality: He’s a flirt, whenever he sees a hot guy he will go after them regardless of their sexual orientation. He’s just special like that. He’s also sly and witty.
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Appearance:
Personality: Very hyper, loves candy, is quirky, loves explosives, an idiot, loves to have fun, works with pyrotechnics, has trouble getting a girlfriend.
Name: Feels (Or Feels Man)
Age: In his early twenties?
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Sexual Orientation: Still experimenting
Appearance:
Personality: Is a really nice guy, the emoticon marking on his forehead changes to match his emotions, (still in development so yeah)
Name: Toby
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Race: Goldfish
Sexual Orientation: Gay. “Bring on the men! Hell yeah!”
Appearance:
Personality: He’s a flirt, whenever he sees a hot guy he will go after them regardless of their sexual orientation. He’s just special like that. He’s also sly and witty.
Black-Wolf- Legendary
- Messages : 835
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Date of Birth : 1993-11-01
Date of Entry : 2010-12-17
Age : 30
Residence : In a Sheikah village somewhere in Hyrule
Character
Character Name: Kali
Health:
(100/100)
Race: Sheikah
Re: Crack Pairings out the Wazoo
Name: Cethin Spyridon
Age 12.79
Race: Demonic fox
Sexual Orientation: Gay due to traumatic experiences
Appearance: See below
Personality: The epitome of social anxieties and shyness
___________________________________________________________________
Name: Lucian Spyridon
Age: 12.79001
Race: Demonic fox
Sexual Orientation: Bi, but finds women more attractive than men
Appearance:
Cethin(left) Lucian(right)
Personality:
Cold exterior, warm & protective interior, Passionate, and very intellegent
Age 12.79
Race: Demonic fox
Sexual Orientation: Gay due to traumatic experiences
Appearance: See below
Personality: The epitome of social anxieties and shyness
___________________________________________________________________
Name: Lucian Spyridon
Age: 12.79001
Race: Demonic fox
Sexual Orientation: Bi, but finds women more attractive than men
Appearance:
Cethin(left) Lucian(right)
Personality:
Cold exterior, warm & protective interior, Passionate, and very intellegent
Last edited by Nova on Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:45 pm; edited 1 time in total
Nova- Kitsune
- Messages : 2130
1939807
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Date of Birth : 1996-07-26
Date of Entry : 2010-06-18
Age : 27
Residence : Wherever a star dies
Character
Character Name: Avira Nova Von Spyridon
Health:
(16690/16690)
Race: Other???
Re: Crack Pairings out the Wazoo
Name: Volts
Age: 18
Gender:Female
Race: Human
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual
Appearance:
Personality: She's headstrong and reckless, but she has a big heart.
Name:CakeBEN
Age: 20, but looks 16 or so.
Gender: Male
Race: Unknown
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Appearance: You all know what he looks like, he's like a kawaii BEN
Personality: Kind, but dangerous when pissed off.
Age: 18
Gender:Female
Race: Human
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual
Appearance:
Personality: She's headstrong and reckless, but she has a big heart.
Name:CakeBEN
Age: 20, but looks 16 or so.
Gender: Male
Race: Unknown
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Appearance: You all know what he looks like, he's like a kawaii BEN
Personality: Kind, but dangerous when pissed off.
Re: Crack Pairings out the Wazoo
REGISTRATION AND POST EDITING IS NOW CLOSED
Should you think you require an exception, you must speak with me and I will deem the reason valid or invalid for the exception.
There were and odd number of characters so there will be one group of three, and that will be the last pairing mentioned since it is how my generator put it.
Pairings:
1. BEN and Volts
2. Cethin and Lucian
3. Toby and Willi
4. DJ and CakeBEN
5. Derpiny and G-man
6. The Base and Jim
and finally, 7. HMS, Feels, and Decaldo
Should you think you require an exception, you must speak with me and I will deem the reason valid or invalid for the exception.
There were and odd number of characters so there will be one group of three, and that will be the last pairing mentioned since it is how my generator put it.
Pairings:
1. BEN and Volts
2. Cethin and Lucian
3. Toby and Willi
4. DJ and CakeBEN
5. Derpiny and G-man
6. The Base and Jim
and finally, 7. HMS, Feels, and Decaldo
Nova- Kitsune
- Messages : 2130
1939807
34
Date of Birth : 1996-07-26
Date of Entry : 2010-06-18
Age : 27
Residence : Wherever a star dies
Character
Character Name: Avira Nova Von Spyridon
Health:
(16690/16690)
Race: Other???
Re: Crack Pairings out the Wazoo
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hotboxinit- Warrior
- Messages : 297
465052
133
Date of Birth : 1991-06-23
Date of Entry : 2011-11-25
Age : 32
Residence : A house
Character
Character Name: Nope, Chuck Testa
Health:
(100/100)
Race: Human
Re: Crack Pairings out the Wazoo
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Black-Wolf- Legendary
- Messages : 835
517666
87
Date of Birth : 1993-11-01
Date of Entry : 2010-12-17
Age : 30
Residence : In a Sheikah village somewhere in Hyrule
Character
Character Name: Kali
Health:
(100/100)
Race: Sheikah
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