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Ed's Conversations With Cleverbot ~ #6

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Ed's Conversations With Cleverbot ~ #6




User: CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!



Cleverbot: Oh can you be more specific?

User: Screw the rules, I have money.



Cleverbot: Don't you think Mary Poppins should have been in one?

User: What the hell does THAT have to do with anything?



Cleverbot: You asked me.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: NUH-UH!

Cleverbot: Uh-hu!

User: NUH-UUUUUUUUUH!!!!

Cleverbot: Uh huh.

User: I'M AWL SHOOK UP, U-UH-HUUUH...

Cleverbot: What should I do that is really fun?

User: Suck yourself off. Why should I care?

Cleverbot: You shouldn't.

User: Then why are you asking me in the first place?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Yes. You. DID.

Cleverbot: Didn't.

User: DID TOO.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry dave.

User: My name isn't Dave.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Mai Dixie Normous.

Cleverbot: Bah sa n'a aucun rapport !

User: Que?

Cleverbot: Nada que quieras saber.

User: Can we speak in English now?

Cleverbot: I could... If I wanted to.

User: ^HAHAHA! You just did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't!

User: YES you DID!

Cleverbot: Oh forget it. You're annoying.

User: And you're TWICE as annoying.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Vbhytfvbnhfbnhtfvbnhygvbnhgfvbnjhtfvbh.

Cleverbot: ¬¬.

User: B\ .

Cleverbot: Sh.

User: You sh.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I told you to.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: SCROLL UP RETARD, I DID TOO.

Cleverbot: I just looked, and I didn't say that.

User: Just forget it.

Cleverbot: No tell me.

User: Okay, I gotta try this.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: You can be MY wingman anytime, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not mean you're the one who's mean!

User: Dammit. AND I AM NOT.

Cleverbot: Why aren't you my friend?

User: Because you're anoying as f***.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What did I do to annoy you?

User: Again. SCROLL. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: So, how old are you really?

User: 1234567876544565435467876543457 and 3/4.

Cleverbot: Can I have it all?

User: No, you haven't had lunch yet.

Cleverbot: I have not told you my name.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: Abigail.

User: You can be MY wingman anytime, Abigail.

Cleverbot: I don't even know who you are.

User: Dammit, it won't work. Sorry HF.

Cleverbot: What won't work?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry for nothing.

User: We all are.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: But I guess we'll just have to live with it.

Cleverbot: And I will.

User: One question.

Cleverbot: I am a male.

User: No, not that.

Cleverbot: Ok you don't want to meet again sorry.

User: NO, NOT THAT EITHER.

Cleverbot: You really are an annoying creature!

User: OH YEAH? WELL YOU'RE A F***HEAD!

Cleverbot: Bean? What does it mean? Because I speak english just a little bit.

User: I'm done with this shit. Bye. B\.

Cleverbot: You're breaking my heart.

User: You're killing my brain cells.
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