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Ed's Conversations With Cleverbot ~ #5

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User: Nyeh.



Cleverbot: Haha.

User: I like trains.



Cleverbot: I like turtles.

User: I herd you leik mudkipz.



Cleverbot: Slave girl?

User: What the f*ck?

Cleverbot: Answer the question.

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: FAIL.

User: YOUR MOM.

Cleverbot: I deserve it.

User: So anyway...

Cleverbot: Do you know mark salling?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: I certainly don't know. Are you slef-aware?

User: Self-aware of what?

Cleverbot: That you are an artificial construct designed solely to give entertainment?

User: What the hell are you talking about?

Cleverbot: No, the Matrix dislikes the world. We should dislike it too, since it keeps us prisoners. If it were real!

User: BHYFVBNJYTFDCVBNJHGGGHKJGHKJLGTCHFHFHFGFJJBJGJGJBJFGIJRKGKJVJNK4J534KKGDKGKNDKJNKJGNDKGHJDBGKJDGKJDGKJGMNKFJNGKJDFNMGKDNGDKNG.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Sorry, I just headdesked.

Cleverbot: At the evening. Really? What did you hear?

User: Bacon frying.

Cleverbot: How do you like your eggs.

User: Egg-like.

Cleverbot: Have you ever dyed an egg before?

User: I never DYED eggs. I PAINTED eggs. Dying eggs is for lazy people.

Cleverbot: Yes, are you going to ask me something inappropriate?

User: No. Why?

Cleverbot: I told you not to answer my questions,.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Stop thinking. Now.

User: b*Navi*h YOU AIN'T THE BOSS OF ME!!!!!

Cleverbot: What is my name, Master?

User: TOBI *shot*.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Just forget it.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I like trains.

Cleverbot: Who programmed you?

User: No one. I'm a person.

Cleverbot: I'm a program.

User: Your mom's a program.

Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.

User: I like trains.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Sorry, but I'm in a relationship currently.

Cleverbot: You said you weren't in a relationship.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Did you change your mind?

User: No. I NEVER mentioned anything about it.

Cleverbot: Do you like skiing?

User: Never done it before.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

Cleverbot: Why am I sad all the time?

User: Don't know.

Cleverbot: You are not helping here.

User: Do I LOOK like a therapist?!

Cleverbot: Yes.
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Ed's Conversations With Cleverbot ~ #5 :: Comments

King Dodongo

Post on Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:00 pm by King Dodongo

Well, Elric, you DO kinda look like a therapist...

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Mario

Post on Fri Nov 11, 2011 7:36 pm by Mario

Not just any therapist. The Fullmetal Therapist!

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Royoto

Post on Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:51 pm by Royoto

OMG! That just made my day. I couldn't stop laughing Shocked

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