SpaceNuts!

"You said it," I said to the rock, running by and grabbing the princess. I had learned to dodge things coming my way from sheer experience. Though I got hit a few times, I was able to get her out of there. But to where? The Moonjelly? I got to the elevator, and forced it closed, trying to get the princess out ASAP.



"Thank you..." She said quietly.

"Tal. You should have shut everything off." The base shook again as the elevator came up. Melody went out into the hall and was a bit discouraged to not see everyone. "This isn't good. Bara doesn't do well with lights like this. His brain hasn't been in long enough to work properly with his programing. He'll go into seizure!" She grabbed the elevator, forcing the two out gently but quickly and kept pushing the buttons but everything was beginning to go into some sort of lock down. "No. No no no please!" She banged on the elevator, her eyes filling up with a red liquid. Her wireless connection to him was severed. She noticed DJ standing there with an elegantly dressed woman. "Your the princess? I seen it in the cameras before they lite up in the warnings. You two can't go off by yourselves with everything going off like this. Melody took the princess's hand and started running, "Come on Dj. I'll come back for you Bara..I promise."

The black rings in the grey eyes swirled quickly, changing shape before cutting out. His arms twitched hard, causing a few holes through the walls before he fell forward onto the ground, completely motionless, his eyes black and lifeless. Blood dripped from his mouth and ears as the building remained under attack.

((Ok. To explain this so it doesn't sound WTF. Bara is an android, who has been implanted with a human brain. However, it takes a long long time for the nerves growing in his body to adapted and join with the wires and programming in his body. With his living parts doing their thing and his mechanical doing the other, the sudden flashes of lights leaves him in the state of epilepsy. His machinery processing the light movements faster causing his biological brain to go into a seizure and he shuts down into emergency back up, which shuts all programing down to keep the brain safe. So don't worry, he isn't dead if anyone cared x3. He'll be back up and running when Melody gets a hold of him))

The THUD! certialy caught Fierce Deity's attention. He looked over and gave one more push to get Gento off, his eyes fixed on Bara. He wasn't sure on what happened, but he thought he just watched a small mortal-- No, an ally, fall before him. "Weakling! Wake up!" He tried picking Bara, but was failing amzingly. "Wake up!!" He laid Bara back down, this time, trying to find the problems. He placed his ear on Baras chest. He heard the final programs going into emergency shut down. His eyes went wide. "This is no mortal! Those sounds come only from gears and such!"

Gename slapped Gento in the back of the head. "Brother, now is not the time to keep fighting!"

TP nodded. "You said it Gename. Listen, Bara's way too heavy for us to carry by ourselves. Gento, Gename, and Fierce Deity. You three are the strongest here. I'm sure you three can lift him up if you work together. I know that the concept is foreign to you guys, but we either take Bara with us, or we all stay in here and die together. No man gets left behind. You understand?" she said sharply.

"I don't have to take orders from you!" Gento snapped, before Ell jumped out of TP's arms and climbed up Gento's body. She stared him directly in the eyes.

"Are you really so conceited that you can't help a friend? One that told you to go overboard and start beating up the Fierce Deity? Something you wanted to do ever since you got here?! You're three times my size and age, but I'm more adult than you are!" She slapped Gento across the face. "Get in line and move Bara!" Some of her glowing blood started trickling out of her mouth. "I wonder what kind of effect my blood has on your kind." Gento gently picked up Ell and gave her back to TP.

"When this is over, I'm going to go home and kill something." He said, before going to pick up Bara's legs.

Gename went to pick up Bara's arm and part of his torso. In an impressive feat of strength, he got Bara's body to move slightly. It wasn't enough though. "Gah...Fierce Deity, please help..." He said in between grunts.

Pip and Kip started pouring over their data, in order to find a safe way to get out of there.

“Hey,” Eclipse started as she morphed back into her human form. “Those men aren't the only strong ones here.” She said as one of her ears twitched before she walked over and helped lifted Bara. “Eh, not too bad, heavy, but not too bad.” She said.

“Hey, I could turn into a drill and tunnel us out of here.” Mirth said. “That is, if it's safe to do so.”

Robert looked up. “God...what the heck is doing this?” He thought.

The door to exit the room Melody, Zelda and I were in was suddenly barred as lights around us slowly flashed red and off.



"That's as far as you fools go!" A voice said over the overhead, a man walking up to the larger section of the group. He resembled Vaati, and he was weilding a saber similar to the ones in Star Wars.



Fierce Deity could sense a good fight in this man, he licked his lips, then remembered Bara, who was still stiff. Fight or flee?



I grabbed Zelda's dress and looked over at Melody. "I think the bad guy spotted us!" I looked around. "We have nowhere to go but back up! What do we do?!"

Robert took out his katana and stepped in front of the group. He wasn't afraid of that man's saber cutting his katana in half since it was enchanted and could not be broken. But he was afraid of the man hurting his friends and he just wouldn't allow that. “Who the hell are you?” He asked coldly.

Mirth hid behind TP when she saw the saber.

Eclipse growled at the Vaati look-alike.

"Whoooooa man. You gained some weight since the last time we saw you." said T-kun, looking up at the figure.
"Yeah, I think that might be muscle. And evil. If evil has weight." said Espe, gesturing to the general aura of evil around him.
"Whatever, it's still stabbable." said T-kun, his laser sword (notsayinglightsaberthatscopyrighted) out and ready.
"So Zephyr. You gonna send your little army to chase us out this time, or are you gonna grow a pair and fight us yourself?" T-kun yelled up at him.
"Either way, we can still blow him up... especially with the modifications I made on the ship and-" Espe started.
"Shut up Espe, that wouldn't make for an awesome ending." replied T-kun.

When those carrying Bara away saw the Vaati imposter, they took him to a spot where he wouldn't be dragged into conflict, and came back. Gento walked up to TP.

"Since you seem to know a lot about us, then you should know about the Leshur Sword." He said.

"I do. Go ahead and use it. At the first sign of people losing their powers to it, put it away." TP retorted. Gento nodded and a devilish smile spread widely across his face. He snapped his fingers and a sword that looked like it came from the 9th circle of Hell appeared in his hands.

"Forged by the gods, tempered by the blood of a god. Wielded by a god. You aren't worthy for me to use you to whet my blade."

Pip and Kip ran behind Gename. TP let Ell down and Ell went behind Gename as well. "It's ok, I'll protect you." Gename said with a smile. He had to make sure that nothing got past him, especially since he had to protect Bara as well.

"Most likely." She noticed the driod back in a corner. "Come on over here. You'll be safe." She said, leading the two over behind Gename as well as she knelt down, reaching behind Bara's head and pulled out a cord. "Here we are." She knelt down beside him and unbutton her last few collar buttons and messed with the plug in before plugging it into the metal insert in her chest. "Hang on Bara. I'll reset your neurological programming." She whispered, her hand rest on his chest and her eyes glancing around, making sure the younger members of their rescue party were safe.

But wait...where was Tal? He wasn't there! He had split away from Melody almost immediately after jumping back into his body. He purged through the hallways as fast as his springy spry legs would take him. There was something in this base he was after, and he wasn't about to leave until he found it!

Doors were closing off left and right. But he had to find it...it had to be there...Where was it! He went through floor after floor. How many were there!
So close...The locks were becoming harder to crack...but after a few more doors....HE MADE IT!
A huge door with a massive lock! And then he started... This was gonna be a beast to unlock!

...Oh wait... no it wasn't. WOW this guy had lame security!
And there it was...on a pedestal. It looks like they had been analyzing but never opened it. Tal picked up the little black box, and with a a couple of taps it opened up.
Tal grinned, "By the power of Castle Lameskull....I HAVE THE POOOOOWWEEEEEEEER!"




The Rock appeared right infront of Melody, "My will is iron. My mind is set. I shall not allow harm to come to those who offer such knowledge."

"Thank you rock. Once I can get him restarted, he can easily break us to the surface for escape. Or at least get the princess to safety. I don't think that man is gonna make it alive from what I've seen of these people." She said, looking at the various members ready to start fighting.

Lypher decided to make his first move against T for the snappy comment. He slashed at T-kun, hoping to land a fatal blow on the warrior.

T-kun parried the blow, and slashed back at Zeyphr, their swords hitting each other with sparks of energy. Espe had his rifle trained on the duo, but he decided to wait, he didn't want to risk hitting T-kun.
"Just for the record, I've always wanted to do this!" yelled T-kun, rolling to the side and slashing at his leg.

As T-kun was attacking Zeyphr, Robert's blade glowed red so brightly, it resembled their lazor swords. He then ran to T-kun and jumped over him and Zeypher. When he landed behind Zeypher, he held out his sword and quickly spun around on one heel, making a move to slash at his back.

Lypher flinched at the attacks, then spun to dispel the opponents around him.

Gento rolled under the radius of Lypher's weapon. He then used his forward momentum to stand up, which caused him to slam into Lypher. Even though the two were almost the same height, it was clear that Gento's weight, coupled with the roll, meant that Lypher got a whole lot of force smashed into his face. He was knocked back by the alien's sudden attack. "Pathetic. I didn't even hit you full-force...yet." Gento said with an evil grin.

"Don't go overboard!" TP shouted. As much as she wanted this battle to end, it would be a lot more fun for everyone to get a shot in.

Lypher went flying back and hit a wall. He was in shock for about 2 seconds, then he jumped off the wall, and took a slash at Gento.

Gento made a force field to protect himself from Lypher's swing. Then it encased his hand, and...SMACK!!! He smacked Lypher hard across the face with his open palm. That was going to leave a mark. He snapped his fingers and his sword disappeared. "You aren't worth my time. Someone else can deal with you." Gento said with a look of disgust on his face, then he went back to the other people on this mission, each eager to get a blow in.

Fierce Deity smiled and licked his lips. He had to get an awesome blow like that in. He stood up. He twirled his hand a little, then snapped his fingers. The air around him swirled, some light forming, then it slowly faded to darkness. The darkness spread out wide, stretching out to be the same length as Fierce Deity's height. One side split and twisted into a Helix twice. The other side formed into a T, as the helix stretched out, forming a blade, and the T-shape forming a hilt. Fierce deity twirled the summoned sword, then grasped it, and ran right for Lypher, holding the sword like a bat. He had a demented smile that meant only trouble for Lypher. Fierce Deity stopped before Lypher, his glowing eyes fixed on Lypher's. The Fierce Deity chuckled.

"I won't kill you, no, sir," he said quietly. "And I won't have you shed too much blood, but I can't hold back."

Lypher looked down. His ankle was caught in Fierce Deity's Helix. Fierce Deity slung the sword into the air almost at a neck-break speed, flipping Lypher into the air, and making him land skull first onto the ground. Lypher's head began to bleed, and Fierce Deity smiled very demented-like.

Lypher got to his feet, swaying like a drunkard from the blow. He angrily swung at fierce Deity blindly, making a gash down Fierce Deity's armor.

"Aha, yet another battle scar." His tone was angry. Some blood trickled down Fierce deity's armor. His look hardened. Pain of others pleased him. His own pain angered him. Totally normal, right?

Decaldo didn't know what to do! He had no weapons but the phaser and he didn't know how to shoot that well. All he could do was watch in horror as he saw Fierce Deity get torn up. The rage built up, and he swiped a helmet from a fallen Darknut and threw it as hard as possible for Lypher's head. And for a Deku scrub, it was thrown hard!

The KA-CRACK! of Lypher's skull rang throughout the room. There was about 2 seconds of silence as Lypher looked over Decaldo, his eyes wide and overflowing with tears and anger. He stumbled as he turned around. fierce Deity began laughing, totally swallowed by his insanity. Lypher tripped a few times over himself, but he ran for the deku scrub, the saber ready to take Decaldo's head.

Fierce Deity stopped laughing, and registered what was going on. At that moment, it was as if Fierce Deity went on auto pilot. He ran after Lypher as fast as possible, and grabbed his shoulders at the last second.

Lypher swung over Decaldo, his saber barely missing the poor Deku's head, blood spilling over the back of his head like an uncovered bowl, splashing all over Decaldo. Decaldo screamed in horror, not sure how to get the blood off of him.


Fierce Deity swung Lypher around, and threw him across the room, away from Decaldo. "I still got my goals straight, fool!" He said, laughing as more blood splattered all over the floor. "Go on, everyone! He doesn't have much time left!" Fierce Deity laugh became hearty and ringing.

Though he was relived that the god just saved his life, Decaldo was getting scared at his conduct.

"Wow." said T-kun, staring at the bloody heap that used to be his enemy.
"That was pretty intense. Remind me never to piss him off...ever...." he said, looking at Fierce Diety.

Robert stared at what was once Lypher. “...Good Lord.” He said.

“Damn...I haven't seen anyone get mangled like that after what happened to that guy back home.” Eclipse said.

Mirth turned to Decaldo. “Are you ok?” She asked.

"Insane gods. Insane gods everywhere." TP said with a sigh. "He's still
alive you know!" She said. Not waiting for anyone else to get a punch
in, she waited for Lypher to slowly stand on his own two feet. It took a while, but he was standing. TP took the Core Drill chain off of her neck, and it actually started...glowing green? "In the words of Simon the Digger...EAT THIS!!!" She said before taking the now Spiral Energy-infused Core Drill and jamming it into Lypher's chest. She turned it like a key, and there was a huge Spiral Energy explosion! Lypher fell to the ground with a huge hole in his chest, but there wasn't any blood or anything. TP turned to the rest of the group. "Look at it this way guys, at least he won't die slowly. Not even someone like Lypher should have to go through that."

There was a building sense of excitement as the final outcome of the fight began to set in. But this was quickly halted...

*BOOM! CRASH!* Sparks flew from the walls as the underground structure shook. In all their excitement, it had seemed everyone had forgotten that the base was still being bombarded by something. And they didn't have to wait for long to find out what...

The sound heard then couldn't even be described in words as a powerful lazar RIPPED through the earth and stone, barely dissapating RIGHT at the ceiling of the room where the epic clash had just finished. It was gone. The roof and the hundreds of feet of dirt on top it were completely gone. Desintegrated into smoldering glass and ash. They now looked up from the bottom of a massive crater. It was then visable.

High above them rested a ship. A massive space ship that, even at high altitude, took up a huge portion of the blue sky. Effectively turning it dark and sunless. It was Lypher's Flag ship. The ZC King Dodongo. Barely missed on their original sensors as it was taking off on the other side of the planet just as they were landing. It had a face carved into it, disturbingly similar to Ganondorf's, very much similar to the Demon Train in Spirit Tracks. The man that had just been demolecularized right infront of them had quite the since of irony.

But was he really dead? ...from beyond the ethereal plane a voice could be heard as the smoke rose up from his ash and remains... "If I can't have this universe...no one can...Now die....."



Looking up through the hole, the hole where a mile wide lazar had just barely ended, an even more painful truth could be seen. The bombardment of the base, the destruction of the very ground above them...it was all done by the warship's smaller weapons...

There on it's underside a massive tool was charging. A conduit that was amassing such energy that even a god would find his lip quivering. Did Lypher Zink really know he wasn't going to make it? Perhaps with Zelda captured, when he learned of the intrusion, he decided he no longer needed this world. Or perhaps...when he realized we were winning, his child like pride just wouldn't allow him to lose. Even his own life was worth paying to assure these fighters would die. Did he really just sacrifise himself inorder to buy time?



The weapon was clearly at it's full charge. There just wasn't enough time. And some how, with out a single pass of word, everyone knew it. Even with the hole, even flying up at mach speed, it wouldn't have been enough to escape the base and clear the area. Even with teleportation, the energy needed to move this many people off the planet in time... There was no avoiding it. The mortals would die, and the gods would be left drifting through space for a time unheard of by the living. Perhaps in the end...The evil king had won...



...But not in their minds...

The room was quiet. The only words spoken on the situation were by T-kun, who uttered something about how lame this was. But even that was in a chuckled mumble. TP heard it, and just smiled. In the end, they did win. The Evil King Lypher Zink had fallen. And with him, his empire. That warship up there was about to expend every bit of its energy to destroy this world. And as such, the massive vessal would be left powerless and most likely destroyed by the planet's own collapse. The Galaxy would never again have to know the name Zypher, and to them. That was good. The Immortals kind of laughed, thinking about all the free time they would have until they were found or crashed somewhere. And the normal folk...there were tears. But some how...they had kind of resigned to their fate as martyrs. They weren't afraid.

Everyone looked up, with a final teary smile as the beam rained their final judgement... They had won...















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Not-T-kun speech Measures Initiated...

Complete AI Override Initiated...



Begin Mechanical Alterations?

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Transformation Initiated...



Install Drivers of Mocha Latté?

Y not.

Starbucks installed...



Beginning Playing Epic Music?

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F@#$ Y.

Inserting Epic Winning Music Now...



Rename Current Ship Format?

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"Body 4. Power Deadnought Tal-1,000,000 "Final Judgment"

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"The T-kuespen"











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Yet again, another sound that couldn't be described by any over use of cool looking letters. Most everyone had closed their eyes last second due to the beam's uneededly blinding light. But upon opening them, the only thing more shocking than being alive, was the still electricly charged rain of energy particles. If their pants weren't full before, then they had to have been now! The beam didn't hit them....but HOW!?

And there it was... High up in the sky, standing between them and that big nosed warship was none other than T-kun and Espe's ship! But it was different...VERY different. Painfully epicly BAMFly different! It...it could only have been described as a...as a...100 STORY SAMURAI SPACE MECHA! It stood triumphantly and overly posed with a set of BALLS in it's hands! (BALLS = Bad-Assedly-Large-Lazar-Swords) That 100 STORY SAMURAI SPACE MECHA had just successfully cut that beam in HALF!

A loud voice rang out from the 100 STORY SAMURAI SPACE MECHA, "...let me make myself alkallian-mined crystal clear...Nobody gets to blow that talk-happy rock up but ME!"

The ship was stuck, unable to move having used all of it's power in that one attack. It was a sitting duck as the 100 STORY SAMURAI SPACE MECHA moved it's two BALLS in an epicly dramatic and flashy slow-mo style as the voice added TOTALLy epic sound effects for anyone who couldn't hear it ALREADY cutting the air like lightning. "Swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh....Shing shing shing shing....Aaaaaand POSE!"

The 100 STORY SAMURAI SPACE MECHA held his BALLS high as he struck a pose...disturbingly...feminine like...

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE GANONSHIP! I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you! You, who was created as the last will and testiment of some one so evil! So heinous! That he stored every episode of an old japanese High school Magical Girl anime ON MY INDEX! Unforgivable! A Sailor-suited Pretty Soldier of Love and Justice: Sailor Krypton! And in the name of the Majora's Mask Moon! I will punish you!"

With one final pose, he jetted forward as he combined his two BALLS into a...DRILL? *Ganondorf*-Resembling-Invinsible-Limb-Lobotomizer? ....don't look at me! I'm just reading from the data banks!

" GIGA! As in something measuring greater than a MEGA or outside of practicle human counting skill. DRILL! I pretty much already explained that one. BREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAK!!!!!!!! Yeah....you're broken."

In one side, and out the other! Like brazilian not-so-swiss cheese! The 100 STORY SAMURAI SPACE MECHA tore that ship a new one that it never actually needed! It posed once more on the other side as Zypher's last curse on the galaxy exploded into a million and 1 tiny bitty bits!

"That my ladies and gentlefriends was Nuts! ....SPACE NUTS! The best kind..."

"Jeezes Tal." Melody said as she blinked, hearing a slightly whirring sound and looked down and unhooked herself from Bara. The driod vanished in a thing of static before it morphed shape and stood up, having been reset to his real form. "It's over I guess." Melody frowned slightly. "Not very fun in the least." She put her hand on Bara's leg. "We can take everyone back up to the surface." The driod grabbed everyone and carried them out of the destroyed base onto the planets surface as they stared up at the fireworks of explosions that just happened. Setting them on the ground, Melody looked over at the princess and then walked over to TP. "Thank you for having us on your ship. But since you know our secrets, we will have to be on our way. Keep looking for some way to save our home. Please, take the secret of who we are to your graves." She looked up at the large robot in the sky. "Not bad Tal!" She laughed, walking over to Bara and looking up at him. "You ok?" "Affirmative." She smiled.