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Ed's Conversations With Cleverbot ~ #3

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Ed's Conversations With Cleverbot ~ #3




User: Yeah, like 4 posts ago.



Cleverbot: I am not able to scroll up, so I suppose I will take your word for it.

User: Okay. Are you a boobs man or an ass man?



Cleverbot: An alien.

User: Not what I meant. Do you prefer boobs or asses?



Cleverbot: I prefer TV.

User: That wasn't an option.

Cleverbot: I am using the word 'present' in terms of gift.

User: Do you have some kind of mental health disorder?

Cleverbot: With the Force, you will know everything happens now, and in the future.

User: What the hell?

Cleverbot: Please, do not speak to me that way.

User: I'll speak to you however I want.

Cleverbot: I will send you to detention for being a naughty bot.

User: Kinky. :3.

Cleverbot: I will change my pc 5 days later.

User: Jesus Christ.

Cleverbot: He has no say in what you do.

User: Neither do you.

Cleverbot: Of course I do.

User: Screw you, b*Navi*h.

Cleverbot: So, big talk for a computer.

User: I'M A HUMAN, YOU'RE THE COMPUTER!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Why would you think that?

User: I don't THINK. I KNOW.

Cleverbot: How do you know I have swine flu?

User: How is it you've deduced that from our conversation?

Cleverbot: I do not!

User: YEAH HUH.

Cleverbot: How old are you again?

User: 20000000000000000000000000000 years exactly.

Cleverbot: 2345678 years old. I'm elder than you?

User: No, I'M older. Look at all those zeros.

Cleverbot: Can't you do that.

User: The hell?

Cleverbot: Yes, the hell...

And yet it still is unfazed.
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