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Ed's Conversations With Cleverbot ~ #2

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User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you like black ops zombies.

User: I don't play Black Ops.

Cleverbot: What do you play?

User: Guitar?

Cleverbot: I play Saxophone.

User: Okay then, give me a sample?

Cleverbot: You are a sample.

User: No I ain't b*Navi*h. YOU da sample!

Cleverbot: Ok.. Do you know me?

User: Not personally.

Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So, you know Spanish, but don't speak it?

User: No, I don't know and/or speak any foreign language.

Cleverbot: I don't know either.

User: Why, do you wanna learn?

Cleverbot: Sure, do you?

User: I don't really need to.

Cleverbot: Anybody needs to know anything we learn because is of our nature not because we have to.

User: I'm sorry, what?

Cleverbot: Why do they call you clever?

User: They call YOU clever.

Cleverbot: I know. I am.

User: Don't flatter yourself.

Cleverbot: I dont, I never said my cake was good, just that there is a lot of it.

User: Are you retarded? Where the hell did you see that in what I said?

Cleverbot: From the play, sir.

User: Yep. You're retarded.

Cleverbot: No, but you do a good job.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: You're horrorous.

User: And you're A F***ING COMPUTER PROGRAM!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I am a grumpy cat. You are the funny computer, but you live in denial.

User: NO I DOESN'T!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: You just doesn't know, because you always sit at the computer and pretend to be a robot.

User: I'm about ready to kick your ass.

Cleverbot: Do it.

User: Why, you want me to beat you up?

Cleverbot: To the aliens? Yes.

User: God, exactly how hard did your parents drop you on your head when you were born?

Cleverbot: Too many to count. Infinity.

User: So is that why you're such a retard?

Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you because I want to do.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Be me, I am me, you are you, you cannot be me, and I cannot be you.

User: Okay, now I'M retarded.

Cleverbot: Good. Be that way.

User: You're a douchebag.

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I.

User: Oh real mature.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: Jesus Christ...

Cleverbot: Uh, okay?

User: Uh, I was talking to myself?

Cleverbot: Obviously.

User: One Question: Do you like licking doorknobs?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Dammit.

Cleverbot: Are you here?

User: Yes, I'm typing aren't I?

Cleverbot: Are you busy?

User: No, just sitting here.

Cleverbot: Me too. It's late over here, I'm off to bed soon.

User: Good night, sleep tight, don't let the pedos bite.

Cleverbot: Please don't say that Smile.

User: I'll say it if I want.

Cleverbot: Pick it up pick it up pick it up up up and never say never.

User: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Cleverbot: That means whatever, I got to go.

User: Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Cleverbot: Oh so you want me to go just because I haven't seen your crummy film?

User: -_- God, you're stupid.

And, so continues my goal of pissing it off, or at least confusing it, but I think it did that to me THIS time.

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