The Rapture- LOLNOW?!

Whether you believe it or not (I'm on the fence about it), many people are buzzing that Jesus will come down to earth sometime this weekend and take with him all the christians, good souls and believers with him into heaven, leaving anyone else to get an apocalyptic kick in the ass. I'm hoping it isn't true because...

1. I haven't graduated yet.

2. I haven't finished my memoir yet.

3. I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO COMPLETE THE F***ING MILE RUN IN P.E., LET ALONE OUTRUN AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES!!!!!!!

If any of you feel you should discredit, promote, or agree with any of the ideas voiced by yours truly, feel free to discuss your views here. In the meantime, I'll be packing emergency provisions and practicing the THRILLER dance just in case, cause you'd better believe it'll come in handy. O___________________________O

It's all a bunch of bullshit

cause you know, he doesn't exsist

besides, well ALL know all the FUN people are going to hell anyway

Anyone's welcomed to stay at my condo. I'll be living next door to all the flammers >:3

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, atheist.
WILL YOU MAKE CHICKEN ALFREDO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

(Ignoring the part about his non-existence and continuing..)

I don't think it'll happen. But just in case, there's a shotgun with a chainsaw bayonet in my basement..

Don't get bit. >:3
Cause if you do and come to my house, I'll shoot. Got a gun safe in the master bredroom that belongs to my older brother. Quite a few guns, and good ammount of ammo for each. Take it to the roof, and.....

*BOOM* Headshot. >;3

I don't belive it's gonna happen, but I love doing that. XD

Just don't shoot while I'm executing my zombie distraction plan.

Plan For Distraction:

Step One:

Spoiler:

Step Two:

Spoiler:

Step Three:

Spoiler:

Step Four:

Spoiler:

FULLPROOF!!! XDDD

You lag my computer with ur insolence

Meh. I'm probably gonna end up staying here. Hopefully all you guys will be too so I at least have my friends to talk to while I imitate Tallahassee. xD

(ignores athelist comment)

Look I'm so sure that this is not gonna happen that if life's still normal by Monday, I'll tell you guys (wait for it.......)


MY REAL NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Yes a hint to the kind of person I really am)

This is the biggest load of bullshit on the planet. I'm trying to find the verse where God says even HE doesn't even know when he decides that he will return, but he'll ninja us all whenever he feels like it.

This "Crazy Father" will burn in hell once he dies, for he is Catholic and he is attempting to be God. Anyway.




The Zombie Apocalypse? That's bigger bullshit. That was misconstruing the media's example of preparing for an emergency. Now everyone believes that there'll be a zombie apocalypse.




GUYS. YOU WILL GO TO BED ON SATURDAY NIGHT JUST LIKE ANY OTHER WEEKEND. THIS IS SIMPLY A HOAX TO MAKE PEOPLE CONVERT TO CHRISTIANITY QUICKER!

Sorry, but zombie attack, we all know some necromancer is going to cause that

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW No one wants to stay up with me and watch the world NOT end :3

If by some chance something does happen, ya know, cause im paranoid enough like that. I felt like i was taken advantage alot on this site, but I luv u guys. Your my online family and without yall, I'd probably go insane as a littler hermit in the corner of her room.

A few things I wanna say.

64! YOUR BEARD IS NOT AMAZING!

Nova! Your hard ass ego drives me insane sometimes!

Lzf! Stop getting grounded!!

Ed- Stop being such a homophobe

That was about it :3

Bye.

........................

OH WAIT!

look its 12:06 and I'm still here >:3

I believe this is what this guy gets.

Excuse me, but I'm a good catholic girl and not all of us are crazy. You say that we're going to hell for it; I say that I know so I might as well go out with a bang.

@Deku Here are thou scriptures
Matthew 24:36-37:

36 No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

37 As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man.


2 Peter 3:1-18:

1 Dear friends, this is now my second letter to you. I have written both of them as reminders to stimulate you to wholesome thinking.

2 I want you to recall the words spoken in the past by the holy prophets and the command given by our Lord and Savior through your apostles.

3 First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires.

4 They will say, "Where is this 'coming' he promised? Ever since our fathers died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation."

5 But they deliberately forget that long ago by God's word the heavens existed and the earth was formed out of water and by water.

6 By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed.

7 By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men.

8 But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day.

9 The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.

10 But the day of the Lord will come like a thief. The heavens will disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire, and the earth and everything in it will be laid bare.

11 Since everything will be destroyed in this way, what kind of people ought you to be? You ought to live holy and godly lives

12 as you look forward to the day of God and speed its coming. That day will bring about the destruction of the heavens by fire, and the elements will melt in the heat.

13 But in keeping with his promise we are looking forward to a new heaven and a new earth, the home of righteousness.

14 So then, dear friends, since you are looking forward to this, make every effort to be found spotless, blameless and at peace with him.

15 Bear in mind that our Lord's patience means salvation, just as our dear brother Paul also wrote you with the wisdom that God gave him.

16 He writes the same way in all his letters, speaking in them of these matters. His letters contain some things that are hard to understand, which ignorant and unstable people distort, as they do the other Scriptures, to their own destruction.

17 Therefore, dear friends, since you already know this, be on your guard so that you may not be carried away by the error of lawless men and fall from your secure position.

18 But grow in the grace and knowledge of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. To him be glory both now and forever! Amen.

1 Thessalonians 5:1-9:

1 Now, brothers, about times and dates we do not need to write to you,

2 for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night.

3 While people are saying, "Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape.

4 But you, brothers, are not in darkness so that this day should surprise you like a thief.

5 You are all sons of the light and sons of the day. We do not belong to the night or to the darkness.

6 So then, let us not be like others, who are asleep, but let us be alert and self-controlled.

7 For those who sleep, sleep at night, and those who get drunk, get drunk at night.

8 But since we belong to the day, let us be self-controlled, putting on faith and love as a breastplate, and the hope of salvation as a helmet.

9 For God did not appoint us to suffer wrath but to receive salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ.

I know you're not nuts, it's the guys like this that give religion a bad name. I'm calling THIS man insane, not you.

Deku Link wrote:This "Crazy Father" will burn in hell once he dies, for he is Catholic and he is attempting to be God. Anyway.

What I was saying is that in the Christian religion in general, we all know it's a taboo to attempt to play God. You leave that to the actual dude. This guy is not doing what he has been taught, therefore, he will end up in Hell, just like Lucifer.
But thanks for finding those. I was only looking in the book of Revelation. > <

Revalation is the best way to make yourself paranoid. :3 I've been looking for those MW! Thanks!

Hey Ed. We can read. Don't need narration

You know what?
Face.

NO U

Yah. I went to the supposed website of these idiots and read through their "proof". And amazingly enough, NONE of the scripture they put there proved ANYTHING... hmmm.... what could this mean...

Welp, it's May 22, and we're still here...

lol oh look im still alive! LET GO TO DISNEYWORLD!!!

YAY

ill go ask if i can borrow the short bus and we all can go!!! XD

Omg I love that bus!! I can hit my head on the purple foam walls and I won't get hurt!

IKR?!?!!?!!

So, MW, we are all clearly alive. I believe there's a deal on the table.

What IS your real name??????