YO MAHN!!!! WELCOME TO TEH JUNGLE!!!!

Ummm... Who are you? WHY ARE YOU IN HERE!!111one!!11!1 Oh, you want to read my introduction? Oh, in that case, come in! Sit down, have some cookies! Relax in the Lay Z Boy, I don't care! Now, first of all, you may be thinking "Who IS this guy? Isn't this a Zelda site, not a Mario site? Why is he much more attractive and awesome than I am?" I'll answer these questions and more in due time, my little friend. Now, allow myself to introduce myself. (ahem) ITS'A ME, MARIO! ... Yeah, I'm not really Mario. I'm a gamer, just like you! That's just my username and codename to keep the government agents away. I won't reveal too much, but I can tell you that I am currently in the basement of the secret hideout of my family, the Mushroom Mafia! (Chicago, Illinois IRL) Now, like I just said, I am a gamer. I have been a member of this community since I was five, when I got my first ever video game. (Yoshi's Island for the Game Boy Advance.) As you can tell, I am both a Mario and Zelda fan, at heart. I do, however, enjoy the Pokemon, Phoenix Wright, Professor Layton, MySims, The Sims, Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon, you name it, I played it. I do, however, HATE the Sonic the Hedgehog series. Please, no one mention the word "Sonic" around me, unless your talking about the fast-food joint. If you do annoy me about it, I swear to the Goddesses, I will HAUNT YOU WHEN YOUR ASLEEP!!!!! Sonic is almost as bad as Twilight, which is, in turn, almost as bad as Justin Bieber. Don't hate, or I'll put a hit on ya. Now, my favorite series is the Super Mario series, but I really don't need to talk about that, do I? Well, my first Zelda game also happens to be my favorite, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. Sure, it has its weaknesses, such as strange, Looney Toons-like graphics, repetitive sailing, frustrating Nintendo Gallery sidequests, and Game Boy Advance connectivity, (I could never find a GBA Link Cable.) but what game DOESN'T have its bad sides, I ask you? I was pretty young still back then, and I went into a video rental store called Video Villa with my mom. (Back before Netflix took over the world. ) Now, besides movies, the place had its fair share of video games, as well. The first one I rented was said cartoony Zelda game above. It took a lot of thought, really. Ya see, back then, I was DEATHLY AFRAID of games like those in the Zelda series, cuz I thought the monsters would give me nightmares. How very wrong I was! I immediately in love with the Zelda series, and have since played Spirit Tracks, Four Swords Adventures, Ocarina of Time, and even Twilight Princess! I did manage to beat Majora's Mask, but the time limit basically kills it for me when I play it now. Now, enough of me, you are now wondering why I am here, yessh? Well, two years ago, I met Deku Link/Linkzeldafan4 in a Sonic fan character chat on Xat called BlazeCastle07. I was originally going to troll about how idiotic fancharacters of Sonic are, (simply recolors of characters. LOOKING AT YOU, NOVA! lolz jk ) but, since I was still as Mario as I am now, back then, I decided to say hi to Link. And the rest is this site's prehistory! I went to different chats to talk to the would-be members of this site as it is now, and now, I finally decided to join Link's forum! I am kinda new to forums, (DON'T HATE ON THIS ) so I may ask for help from time to time, but think nothing of it, my deary! I'll see you around!

And you succeeded in pissing Rina off, too. T'was rather funny at times.

Welcome to HF, by the way!

Hello fellow serect agent. I shall be keeping my eye on you would be troll. And we ahev talked in the chat every now and then so you should know who I am.

GASP HOLY WALL OF TEST! YOU TOTTALLY BLEW 64 OUT OF THE WATER!!


Anywho, Hail. you know me from the chatbox. I'm the blue person that usally has a diffrent name that does by MS. No, not supermario. Menrowspirit

@MidnasWolf


Would-be troll? Hahahhahaha! But seriously. I don't troll. Besides, I was just kidding!

Orly? I got my internet gun set from troll to ban. JUST IN CASE! But aside from having everyone breathing down your neck. WELCOME TO HF!

Thanks for the, er, warm welcome guys!

I'm Silver, the Resident Hetalia Fanboy (great anime I love) Well, everyone here is ...interesting.

hello Mario! I'm Ezlo, the local news poster! Welcome to HF. (very creative intro btw.) I recently re-acquired a love for Animal Crossing as well. City Folk, Wild World, the original, you name it! (although Wild World is lost at the moment...) So...Yeah. Explore the forum, eat cake, and drink some Sierra Mist! <-Idk where that came from...

That was...the longest...intro I have ever seen.

Welcome Mario!

(on a side note, fellow members are welcomed to get on my back and gnaw on my head for not coming on in so long. Many apologies)

*gnaws on Rahna's head*
Hey Ezlo you forgot to say that he should throw water Buffalos at Tk's head

Now I'm picturing you with those great spiky teeth MW. Like Ed's when someone calls him short.

Well now Ezlo doesn't need to, you just did it for him.

Oh crap! I did! Make sure to throw a water buffalo at T-Kun!

Next time don't shirk your duties Ezlo. -shakes a stern finger-

...I'm sorry...

-pats- It's okay, just don't do it again.

Yay forgiveness!!

I had a nerdgasm XD

O__O Not sure I needed to know that.

HEY HEY HEY! Not on my introduction! For the love of Nayru... (cleans up the floor)

I had a nerdgasm XD

I know right! My sig does that to people...

Hey are the people boys or girls?

Girls.

SuperMario wrote:HEY HEY HEY! Not on my introduction! For the love of Nayru... (cleans up the floor)

-helps clean-

Wow, you get more points then Espe has ever gotten for your intro. And then even more for having WW as your favorite Zelda game. So welcome to HF, have fun, but refrain from water buffalo throwing if you will.